luckycharms8282 said:
Irony said:
I've already created a law before. It's more of a sub-law of Murphy's law, but I still think its relevant.
Irony's Acolyte's Law: If something can get inconveniently caught on something, it will.
You can guess how I was inspired to make this law.
Did your willy get caught in your pants zipper?
Thank god, no! Nah all that happened is that my headphone cord keep getting caught on
everything that it got near. Doorknobs, folds in my clothes, corners of furniture, anything at all. And I've had my cargo pants get caught on the knobs for cabinets quite a number of times as well. But thankfully no, I've never got my willy caught in my zipper.