Creepiest person you've encountered?

[Sorayami]

Had a kid in high school who constantly farts in class, humps tables and tries to pick up the girls in my class. Annoying as hell and smells like crap but the dude is one damn good 3-point shooter.......

EDIT: Oh, my bad, he was one of the creepiest dudes I know. The creepiest guy was from the same old high school as "table humper" but this guy was a stalker (followed one of my seniors to the bathroom) farts alot in class, kissed his own brother on the lips, eats his own snot and scared the living hell out of one of my friends by telling his "boning" fantasies of her during a game of truth and dare.......yep, one hell of a freak.

 

[uttaku]

a guy who would not leave one of my female friends alone and when we saved her from him at a club his parting line was 'i'll wait till your friends are gone and you've drunk more'

 

[concrete89]

I'm usually the creepy one, often doing stuff like the previously mentioned Burnvictim.
In highschool, that resulted in someone even creepier than me deciding that creeps should stick together.
The guy talked about the animals he had killed like other people talk about sexual conquests, and repeatedly offered to show me his penis.
I spent quite a bit of time hiding in bathrooms during my highschool years.

 

[ten.to.ten]

There was a creep who had a crush on me once, barely knew me at the time and said that I reminded him of the song "Venus As A Boy" by Bjork. If any of you are familiar with that song you'd understand. He was ridiculously clingy and monstrously ugly too.

 

[Headsprouter]

I was walking home from school one day and this pedo-like guy approached me. He asked me if i wanted ''money for sweeties''. I think i was about 13. And of course i got my ass out of there as fast as i could walk.

 

[Thomiroth]

Back in my school days, I thought I was the creepy one. But looking back on it there were a fair few people way worse than me.

The fellow who kept a bunch of lighters and pen-knives in his blazer at all times, or the guy who was nicknamed 'Dangerous Dave' with good reason, or the strange lad who once stood in front of me, thrusting his groin at me and spewing crisps into my lunchbox are the three main ones that spring to mind.

I think the worst was a fellow named Gregory who used to keep hitting on me in rather... disturbingly forward and public ways. I worried about which was worse, the fact that it was one heck of a big joke directed at me, or that he was actually serious...

Compared to them, my mildly antisocial, geeky interests and actions seem kinda tame.

 

[Dungeons]

It's a tie between the one armed hobo who stood by the metro station or some guy who was so shitfaced that he tried to sell me pot and his penis.

 

[cerealnmuffin]

When I was working at a bookstore, I had this guy come up to me looking for karma sutra with lots of dirty pictures. And that wasn't the creepy part..... He told me how he had just gotten out of jail for headbutting his girlfriend cause "NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY TRUCK". Then he started telling me how he was the Egyptian God Horus reincarnated cause he turns green. His recent venture in godlike powers was setting up candles in a cemetary and making it rain.

I told him that I didn't really like rain so he told me 'I won't make it rain too much then."

Then after showing him sections with those books and wanting to run away, he told me how he was going to go back to jail. I don't know why but I actually said, "Okay, Have fun." Then he waved to me and left -_-.

I had a few stalkers at my old job cause they assume me being trans means I have no standards. One guy would call up my work all the time and send me gifts. He also waited around for me to get out of work. Ewww chasers.... and they are always old and creepy. My work didn't do anything cause they didn't like me (even writing me up for creating 'unsafe and unhealthy work environment' when I ended up crying during my lunch break cause my folks called me up to tell me that I was disowned.... and that was one of many discriminatory things)

Not really creepy, but made me laugh so hard afterwards. This woman wanted this rush limbaugh book and she was freaking out cause she had stumbled across the lgbt section. I showed her the book and did polite small talk. She told me how it was so great to see a girl wearing a dress cause "girls nowadays dont have good traditional values" (her words). I showed her the book and she said I was such a sweet girl and that she is glad there are at least a few good wholesome people in this world. I wanted to tell her that I was trans just to see someone's head implode.

 

[Sassafrass]

Pararaptor. He will always be the creepiest guy I've encountered.

He's awesome as well. He's awesomely creepy, actually.

 

[Alon Shechter]

A mentally retarded extreme Muslim that never closes his mouth (literally) with fingers that... didn't grow exactly in the right place....

 

[Aphex Demon]

There was a creep who had a crush on me once, barely knew me at the time and said that I reminded him of the song "Venus As A Boy" by Bjork. If any of you are familiar with that song you'd understand. He was ridiculously clingy and monstrously ugly too.

That really is creepy. Bjork too, wow.

OT: (Not really 'crepiest person material' but anyway... My best mate at the time, who turned gay on me, I didnt like it one bit.

We spoke, I forgave him, got along again.

He went gay on me again. This time I ran away and now only regularly speak to him on Xbox Live or play golf with him with a few friends we have in common.

Shame really,he's a properly nice guy.

 

[amppi1236]

Once this woman saw my dad and started screaming at him and the gave him an ex-wife rant full of insults and worry... Not a single person in our family has ever seen her before, but there she was... screaming and rambling like a madman.

This has nothing to do with the subject, but it's amusing: My dad was in a bar once and this woman came to him and started hitting on him. My dad turned to the woman and whispered to her ear in a scary manner: "Listen, my wife is in the bathroom so run while you still can! Her eyes... the stare... it kills people... so run! RUN!" It scared the shit out of her.

 

[minnull]

This guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZowK0NAvig

 

[Neonbob]

On here? NoMoreSanity, a long-banned user.
That man had some delightfully creepy PMs.
In reality...there was a guy who came to my dorm for a party a suitemate held. And he stayed for about three days afterwords, because he didn't have a place to go. When we kicked him out, after the second night, he got an RA to let him in. It wasn't until we said we'd call the cops that he left.
And then there are a great many creepy people that you can run into in public transportation, but I'm gonna leave them out of this.

 

[Jedamethis]

Pararaptor. He will always be the creepiest guy I've encountered.

He's awesome as well. He's awesomely creepy, actually.

Beat me to it. *shakes fist*

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Mentally i am rather crazy and wierd, my appearance is normal though.

I know only few who are metnally creepy like me.

On a ridiculously off-topic subject, I have a music-related question for you.

You know extreme metal bands? Meshuggah, Gojira, etc? Are there any bands that are similar in terms of musical heaviness/complexity without screamed or growled vocals? Just wondering if you knew any, you seemed to know a lot about the topic in other threads.

Anyway, this one guy on Bad Company 2 creeped on me and some friends. Kept asking us our ages and locations in a really creepy way.

He kept laughing though, so it may have been a joke.