Creepy Compliments

[AfroTree]

(to my mother) "Your daughter is so cute!"

....************.

you have no idea how much this amuses me!

OT: never really been given any compliments..I suppose the weirdest one was

"You move your troops really well"

WTF?!

 

[quiet_samurai]

"You have the hottest ass!"

Perhaps they thought I was a girl. I do have a very feminine figure and look about me

"You would make such a cute girl!"

Goddamn it, I'm a guy! But thank you anyway!

(to my mother) "Your daughter is so cute!"

....************.

Lol. I have a friend that used to be mistaken for a girl all the time when we were younger, he is quite the pretty guy now. He wouldn't last a day in prison.




OT: When I used to have long, lovely man locks I had a girl walk up to me and say "you have such nice hair," then grabs a big handful, "I kind of want to eat it."

I told her thanks, and from then on have used that several times in coversation.

 

[Mimssy]

"You have the hottest ass!"

Perhaps they thought I was a girl. I do have a very feminine figure and look about me

"You would make such a cute girl!"

Goddamn it, I'm a guy! But thank you anyway!

(to my mother) "Your daughter is so cute!"

....************.

My grandmother used to tell that I'd make a better boy than girl =/
Not sure how I should feel about that.

OT: When I used to have long, lovely man locks I had a girl walk up to me and say "you have such nice hair," then grabs a big handful, "I kind of want to eat it."

I told her thanks, and from then on have used that several times in coversation.

It's the creepy gift that keeps on giving.

 

[quiet_samurai]

OT: When I used to have long, lovely man locks I had a girl walk up to me and say "you have such nice hair," then grabs a big handful, "I kind of want to eat it."

I told her thanks, and from then on have used that several times in coversation.

It's the creepy gift that keeps on giving.

Oh yeah, I've never gotten a negative response when I've said it to other girls.

 

[Tilted_Logic]

"You'd look good in a cape"
"So what would it take for you to cover me in maple syrup?"

The people I know are odd D:

 

[Tharwen]

A nurse told me I have a nice shade of blood

...

You win the thread.

 

[Eatbrainz]

I saw a peeping tom in your garden, but i warned him ,This is my patch!

 

[lee1287]

"i wanna cut off your hair and put it in a box"

Gotta be up there.

 

[Quaxar]

A nurse told me I have a nice shade of blood

I was told I have nice veins. You can see them run through my whole arm up to the shoulder, but to get a compliment for that is a bit creepy. And it was said by more than one person too...

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

An old guy in a wheel chair came up to me one day while i was eating at the mall food court and he told me i looked like Jesus Christ...what do you say to somthing like that when your half way through a slice of pizza?

I am the Lord and the Saviour. And this is my favorite pizza!

....BRILLIANT!!!

 

[Elephant Walker19]

Are you chinese or japanese?

???I'm Thai.

Thai? Oh you people have nice food.

 

[Superior Jet]

I've never had a stranger tell me that they find me attractive. I think I'd turn bright red and mumble out a thanks.

I find you attractive.

Thanks? *shifts awkwardly in chair*

I concur you really are attractive. (I checked)

I've been told that I have a "cute nose" which I thought was pretty strange.

You really do have a cute nose. (I checked) Also, I'm pretty sure I said that before.

"You have the hottest ass!"

Perhaps they thought I was a girl. I do have a very feminine figure and look about me

You really do have the hottest ass. (I che... wait what?)

OT: I never got a creepy and/or weird compliment before. I have been told that I have pretty eyes/eyelashes, I don't mind people calling my eyes/eyelashes pretty. That hasn't happened in ages though, I guess my sister was'int lying when she said I had "squinty" eyes.

 

[wolf92]

A nurse told me I have a nice shade of blood

...

You win the thread.

why thank you

 

[Estocavio]

"That nail on your right finger is so... Proportionate..."
I wish i was joking.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"Sometimes I fantasize about you raping me."

I blinked and went back to my drink.

 

[Rensenhito]

Just after I lost my virginity, my girlfriend said something to the effect of "are you sure you were a virgin?"
"Yeah, unless something interesting happened while I was sleeping."

 

[Mimssy]

I've never had a stranger tell me that they find me attractive. I think I'd turn bright red and mumble out a thanks.

I find you attractive.

Thanks? *shifts awkwardly in chair*

I concur you really are attractive. (I checked)

*blushes and continues to shift uncomfortably* Thankya?

 

[Mimssy]

Just after I lost my virginity, my girlfriend said something to the effect of "are you sure you were a virgin?"
"Yeah, unless something interesting happened while I was sleeping."

Ha! There's some things are that are... flattering and yet shouldn't be said (The compliment in the first post that I was referring to was my ex saying, "That's the tightest vagina I've ever had sex with" which is waaaay more than I needed to hear)

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I think the creepiest compliments I've ever gotten were:

"You have such nice lips. I bet you give the best blowjobs ever."

and

"You have the sexiest voice. Have you ever considered becoming a phone sex operator?"

*shudder*