Creepy Compliments

[superbatranger]

I don't think I have ever received a creepy compliment. Heck, I can't remember the last time I got a normal compliment from someone I didn't know.

 

[JokerCrowe]

I don't get compliments.

EDIT: Well, this one time I was on a forum, and this random guy said: "your posting style makes me want to Glomp you for all eternity". How do you Glomp? ... Actually don't answer that.

 

[zohmbee]

The gist of the ten minute compliment I got once-- explaining in each and every detail down to the last... inch and curve --is: "You look like my dead wife."

And "You have perfect child-bearing hips!". Wonder if that's some sort of 1800s pickup line.

Also, these comments were provided by old men. Very old.

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

I don't get compliments.

Your posting style makes me want to glomp you for all eternity.

OT: Yeah, I don't get compliments either, let alone weird ones. Frankly I'll take any I can get.

 

[Dags90]

One of my mom's friends, who is a total lech, told me I looked "like a Dolce and Gabbana model." Aside from the fact that I in no way resemble fashion models, it was just creepy. He's in his 70's and I was barely 18; he could be my grandfather. More disturbing was when he asked me if I wanted to be his houseboy. Every time I see him I do my best to avoid him (and his creepy compliments) because I'm apparently too meek to call him out.

 

[JokerCrowe]

Most of the stuff in this thread so far is stuff that I would say without even considering it creepy. That's kind of... worrying.


I had a genuinely creepy girlfriend who used to try to be as creepy as possible for fun.
Choice lines:

Her: "I want to skin you alive and then wear your skin so I'll be inside you."
Me: "But... I'd bleed to death. And... you'd suffocate."
Her: "AND THEN WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER!"

Her: "If you don't have sex with me, I'm going to cut out my own vagina and send it to you."
Me: "You're just ripping off Van Gogh."

Me: "Want to try something new [sex-wise]?"
Her: "Why don't you cut me!"
Me: "What?"
Her: "I'll go get a knife."
Me: "Wait, wait! I'm not going to cut you with a knife while we're having sex!"
Her: "YOU NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING FUN!"


Man, I wish I was making this stuff up.
(In case you're wondering, she was actually really hot, too.)
Edit: I realise these aren't strictly compliments, but you could interpret those exchanges as complimentary by virtue of the fact that she was so obsessed with me. That's how I took it.

So she's not your girlfriend anymore huh? You got her number?

(what?! Don't tell me I was the only one being turned on by what she said!
I was? Damn! I should go see a therapist...)

 

[Betancore]

Her: "I want to skin you alive and then wear your skin so I'll be inside you."

I've actually said something like that to someone. I'd just finished reading a book about Ed Gein, though. He was the one who made himself like...suits out of dead people's skin.

And once I was flexing my foot and my friend just goes, "Hey, your foot's really elegant. It's got like, an arch!" And my gay friend once said to me that I was the first person he'd consider for a threesome. Kind of disturbing.

 

[Turboboost]

My mom always tells me I have great veins. That's what comes with having a nurse as a mother, I guess.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Nice arse

Said by a random bloke

I am also a bloke...

 

[Harley Q]

"I bet you look good naked" That was severely disturbing.

"That's a really sexy scar" Its on my neck and looks like a melted pair of lips. shudders

"You've got nice legs, like chicken legs"

"I'd like to spread you on toast" An old man in a pub said this to me

 

[Blue Musician]

you have beautiful eyes.

it was from a girl and I'm a guy. i never want to be called beautiful.

I keep getting called by that, and I personally do not find it creepy.

OT: Someone told me she liked the color of my blood, and someone else remarked how I sit down.

 

[Luke5515]

A nurse told me I have a nice shade of blood

At first I read Blond, and thought "well that's not so creepy, she likes your hair".
Re read it and thought, "Oh jesus, some nurse somewhere has a thing for blood! Bad ending!"

 

[Vlassic]

"I think your smell is what most attracted me to you." A text sent to me from a number I didn't recognize.

"Mmm, you look like a body-builder." (I am a slender, non-athletically-built girl.)

 

[Rensenhito]

Just after I lost my virginity, my girlfriend said something to the effect of "are you sure you were a virgin?"
"Yeah, unless something interesting happened while I was sleeping."

Ha! There's some things are that are... flattering and yet shouldn't be said (The compliment in the first post that I was referring to was my ex saying, "That's the tightest vagina I've ever had sex with" which is waaaay more than I needed to hear)

The thing is, if I had sad that to my girlfriend, she'd probably be perfectly okay with it. We have a really... interesting... relationship.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

i got told i smell nice...from a friends girlfriend...while he was there...i'm a guy, it was awkward and creepy at the same time.

 

[CK76]

"I wish I had dainty wrists like yours."

*Excuse me while I do something overtly masculine, like eating a steak while lifting a weight and playing a violent sport...rugby with bears*

 

[Outright Villainy]

"You have nice veins." *pointing at my arms*
And this was from a female friend I knew quite well.
What the hell do you say to that?!

I was told I have nice veins. You can see them run through my whole arm up to the shoulder, but to get a compliment for that is a bit creepy. And it was said by more than one person too...

*feels your pain*

 

[SCAFC Chimp]

"I wish I had dainty wrists like yours."

*Excuse me while I do something overtly masculine, like eating a steak while lifting a weight and playing a violent sport...rugby with bears*

I am also afflicted with the curse of dainty wrists, and used to get complimented a lot for them. I also get told a lot that I have very nice eyes, and one girl said she really liked my laugh. May I join you in the overtly masculine sports?

 

[kurupt87]

After a one night stand the girl wistfully remarked that, " have such...potential." Whether it was meant to be predominantly compliment or insult I don't know but it is still both either way. I just pfft-ed, rolled over and went to sleep.