Creepy Compliments

[CK76]

"I wish I had dainty wrists like yours."

*Excuse me while I do something overtly masculine, like eating a steak while lifting a weight and playing a violent sport...rugby with bears*

I am also afflicted with the curse of dainty wrists, and used to get complimented a lot for them. I also get told a lot that I have very nice eyes, and one girl said she really liked my laugh. May I join you in the overtly masculine sports?

Get in that scrum with that grizzly!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"You'd look great in a bikini" -Random guy on the street

Um, I'm a guy. WTF?

I've never had a stranger tell me that they find me attractive. I think I'd turn bright red and mumble out a thanks.

I find you attractive.

Thanks? *shifts awkwardly in chair*

I concur you really are attractive. (I checked)

*blushes and continues to shift uncomfortably* Thankya?

I too have looked and concluded that you look quite attractive.

 

[Alon Shechter]

"You have beautiful veins..." - A nurse drawing blood from me.

What.The.F***.

 

[Rhino of Steel]

From a former guildie over Vent:

"[He] has a voice that could keep you warm on a cold, Canadian night."

Which is actually one of the nicer things ever said about me, but:
A: She is forty years older than me.
B: Her husband was also in the Vent channel.

 

[Calico93]

A nurse told me I have a nice shade of blood

FUCK .... ing hell

 

[Rhino of Steel]

"You'd look great in a bikini" -Random guy on the street

Um, I'm a guy. WTF?

Based on your Avatar, I'd say it was because of this:

 

[FortheLegion]

I've been called mysterious but i guess that's not that weird

 

[lewism247]

What is the creepiest/weirdest/most confusing compliment you have ever received?
You can also throw in any weird insults too.

I had a guy in a gym class of mine in high school lean over and take a deep whiff of me, smiled, and said, "You smell delicious."

An ex of mine also gave me a nasty compliment on the texture of my lady-bits. It was more than a little disturbing.

An old man in a rural Georgia town told me that I "talk like a Yankee." I think he meant it as an insult.

"I want to shag your voice"

0_o

It was a girl though so I guess that's a plus.

 

[Orwellian37]

"I like your ass."

I'm a guy. And it was from a guy.

 

[Smagmuck_]

"Your hands... They're so soft!' She said, a few moments later she muttered under her breath. "Perfect for fingering."
o_o"
Bwuh?

 

[Koschei]

The usual compliment I get is that I look "young for my age." Whenever I ask them to specify how old I look they usually say I look anywhere from 13 to 16. I'm 22. >.<

 

[Ickorus]

'You're suck a fucking wierdo' and 'You're such a nerd' are pretty wierd ones, both came from the same person and she has said other strange compliments too. (Yeah, those are compliments)

 

[StonkThis]

"I liked that outfit you were trying on last night, even though it was hard to see through your window."

EDIT: Oh wait. That I've received...

"If your ass was on a chick, I'd tap that." Yeah, it was weird.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"You'd look great in a bikini" -Random guy on the street

Um, I'm a guy. WTF?

Based on your Avatar, I'd say it was because of this:

Yes, because I look like James in real life

/sarcasm

Just because I have a Team Rocket avatar doesn't mean I run Team Rocket...

*hides*

[sub]They know my secret now...[/sub]