Criminal Genius Seeks Hitman on Facebook

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Now when you say "genius", you mean this in the sarcastic sense, yes?

It's so hard to tell on the internet sometimes.
 

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Island said:
cke said:
2012 Wont Happen said:
Its just too bad the guy isn't being executed.
That's a bit harsh, don't you think?


Island said:
If only his parents had administered a few fatal beatings he might have turn out to be quite a different young man.
Fatal beatings? Yes, he would've turned out a bit more dead. (Not just brain dead *bdum-tsh*).
i was just joking i'm not for execution.
Yeah, more than one would be kind of excessive.

Not to mention impossible.
 

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cke said:
2012 Wont Happen said:
Its just too bad the guy isn't being executed.
That's a bit harsh, don't you think?


Island said:
If only his parents had administered a few fatal beatings he might have turn out to be quite a different young man.
Fatal beatings? Yes, he would've turned out a bit more dead. (Not just brain dead *bdum-tsh*).
No. Rape and murder are both crimes that I think should be met with execution.
 

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And he -didn't- plead insanity?
He couldn't since hiring a hitman implies premeditation (I.E. he planned it out), which is a big blow to any insanity case. Insanity isn't as used as common as Hollywood makes you think it does, it is only ever attempted in 1% of all cases and only has a 25% success rate when attempted. Also, if you some how try and win this "get out scot free" way of prison, you don't face a set sentence, the asylum can hold onto you for as long as they please.
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I know, I know; thank you, good sir, thank you. Point stays, however, even if it was premeditated, it sure seems like he didn't take much time in thinking it through.
 

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What's the use of social networking if you can't even call in a few hits... unless you use code to communicate like the pros do, "Did you put the children to bed?"
"Yes but one wouldn't settle down so I had to read them a story."

"Oh so you had to use two...doses to...silence them?"

"Bob, what are you talking about?"

"Oh I'm sorry Susan, I didn't mean to send that to you."

THAT is how a hit like that would go down on Facebook, lol.
 

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That misogynist asshole deserves every day he spends in prison.

On the morosely bright side, it's a good thing his dumb ass posted death threats on Facebook. Although it's a dick move and pretty disturbing, only about fifty percent of rapes are reported and only two to five percent of rapists ever spend a day in jail, so he probably would have stayed on the street otherwise. Our culture just doesn't care about rape.

Hope his victim recovers well.

PH3NOmenon said:
Question:

If I post "I'm going to abuse your bottom hole until you bleed from the mouth, *****!" to one of my friends... Can they use that in court saying I actually intend to rape him? Our group throws a lot of profanity around, that doesn't mean we meant it.

I mean, yes rape is bad and hiring hitmen is bad too. But was he really trying to do the latter? Sounds to me like he was just posturing to intimidate his victim into backing off the rape charges. Which seems to be the case, seeing as when a "hitman" responded turned down his offer to meet saying he wanted to talk to his victim first.


After reading this, it tasted like "Boy/Girl hook up at party.", "Girl accuses boy of rape for whatever reason.", "boy is angry and wants to scare girl", "police take it seriously and confront boy", "police browbeat teenager to confess to things he didn't do or didn't intend to do."

Really, guys, saying "Man, I wish my boss was dead. I'd give up my company car and a months salary to whomever offed him." to my friends at the bar doesn't equal "a public ad for a hitman". Now, posting that on facebook shouldn't be any different. It'd be a dumb idea if your boss could view your profile and you'd end up on one of those facebookfail sites, but it's not a confession for christ's sake.


Anyway, to me at least it just seems the escapist members are a mite quick to judge on this one. At least we all agree that facebook is a bad, bad thing.
Congratulations on sticking up for that rapist. We certainly need more of that in this world.

I'm curious what part of "attempted to hire a hitman to kill his accuser" made your brain go, "That man has been wronged and we should protect him from that evil lying harpy!" - Because personally I don't think threating to kill people is a particularly ingenious way of proving your innocence.
 

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...Gee, and if he had done it on MySpace, no one might have ever found out about it...

...Waiting for Fox News to find make the connection to video games...

...Apparently he thought it was an antisocial networking site...

...You see where Craigslist is driving the cheap-hit traffic to?...
 

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Wow. I don't think I can facepalm hard enough for this. What a bright and shining example of youthful intelligence. This would be comedy gold if it wasn't so tragic.
 

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This is why rape crimes need to have jail time plus chemical castration as the punishment; so these fuckers can't contribute to the gene pool.
I was expecting to read "So they can't do it again."

Well he is an idiot, I think he may even be trolling us!
 

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tkioz said:
hmmm while not defending this scum bag, he's earned what he's got, however I've mad jokes about wanting people knocked off before, once or twice, where is the line drawn between a real threat and a joke?

I mean honestly I've told my best friend "you sing that song again and I'll murder you in your sleep", we both knew it was a joke, but do the cops?
Even if it was a joke...raping someone, then 'joking' about having them killed to shut them up? My brain can't encompass how awful that is.
Well, I make jokes like that on Facebook all the time. The main thing was, that he didn't have the common sense to think "Gee, maybe I should delete this girl/change my privacy settings in case she gets the wrong idea". THEN he puts the nail in his coffin by doing it again straight after a police interview.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
 

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I have a question. Why the fuck is the girl he raped on his facebook page? Must not have been to traumatizing for her if she's popping into his page to see what's new.
Your saying if you got assulted by someone you wouldnt want to know what the hell their doing, not to mention as its a socialising network they might let something slip that would help your case.

Im not saying he shouldnt get a fair trial because I know for a cert that if I got accused of rape I would want to kill the liar but by the looks of it this seems to be what it looks like.

Again I dont know, im not there, im just saying id watch the mofo with both eyes WIDE open.
 

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Andy Chalk said:
19-year-old Corey Adams of West Chester, Pennsylvania, is in some serious trouble. He was accused of raping a 20-year-old woman after she left a party back in June 2010, a horrific act in itself, but that's not his biggest problem. No, the wheels didn't really come off until he decided that the best way to deal with the situation was to silence his victim by hiring a hitman on Facebook.
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Adams is looking at a sentence of 11 to 22 years in the slam, which is pretty steep but a lot better than the 35 to 70 years he'd face if he went to trial and lost. Which certainly seemed likely; even his attorney acknowledging that his public want ad for a hitman, posted on the most popular social network on the planet, "certainly limited the defenses that were available to him."
If he is guilty of either of the latter crimes (either attempting to hire a hitman or intimidate or coerce a potential witness), let alone the original rape charge, then the term "pretty steep" couldn't be less appropriate. Is the implication that a decade in jail should be reserved for those physically committing the act of murder? Or should it be reserved just for cases of treason?

This is a very light sentence given the charges and (at least in terms of the way it's presented in the above article) the circumstances of the case. Are we so desensitized as a society that rape and attempts to hire contract killers among young adults are considered funny? This is really disturbing.
 

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Also, to anyone that is still addressing the validity of the "he may just have been joking" and "these kind of jokes happen all the time" argument, let's get specific.

1) An off-hand joke, in a non-specific context such as "so-and-so is awful: if someone hired a hitman, I'd chip in my share", made once and divorced from details or a specific context would be difficult to hold up in court and (in most cases) would just be a dumb remark that should just be ignored.

2) If you made more than one such remark in a public (or even semi-public) online post, you would be crossing a very important line.

3) If you actually made such remarks in a place where the person would be likely to encounter them, then that would be potentially be any number of different forms of illegal intimidation and harassment.

4) If you went beyond that by doing both 2 and 3 and then following it up again in a specific context in reaction to the progression of events, you would have voided any claim to the "it's just a joke" defense and committed a crime.

In other words, if you want to make verbal jokes with your friends that would sound messed up out of context, you can go ahead and (unless your friends start to take them seriously) there shouldn't be any problems. But there's simply no parallel between that and what's been described here.

It's also difficult to believe there's any possibility that the guy could be innocent based on his pattern of behavior in regards to this Facebook incident, but it shouldn't be ruled out entirely. At best, he's completely disturbed and needs to be put in a psychiatric ward for long-term treatment and sensitized to societal norms. At worst, he's a danger to society that needs to be incarcerated for truly heinous crimes.
 

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Desert Tiger said:
justnotcricket said:
tkioz said:
hmmm while not defending this scum bag, he's earned what he's got, however I've mad jokes about wanting people knocked off before, once or twice, where is the line drawn between a real threat and a joke?

I mean honestly I've told my best friend "you sing that song again and I'll murder you in your sleep", we both knew it was a joke, but do the cops?
Even if it was a joke...raping someone, then 'joking' about having them killed to shut them up? My brain can't encompass how awful that is.
Well, I make jokes like that on Facebook all the time. The main thing was, that he didn't have the common sense to think "Gee, maybe I should delete this girl/change my privacy settings in case she gets the wrong idea". THEN he puts the nail in his coffin by doing it again straight after a police interview.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
'In case she gets the wrong idea'...after you raped her? o_0
What idea is she supposed to get? My argument was not so much against tasteless jokes in general, it was more that this tasteless 'joke', if indeed it was such, was adding substantial insult to an already pretty grievous injury. Which shows not just stupidity, but a dearth of humanity that is breathtaking.

My understanding was that he was accused of raping this girl, not just of making a stupid joke on the internet...? If he was just making a stupid joke, then it was indeed pretty brainless joke, and certainly no-one is denying that whatever else he may be, this guy isn't smart.

However, to come back to what tkioz was asking originally, how *do* you draw a line with things like that? If you make those kind of jokes privately within your circle of friends, you could expect it to come to nothing. If you make them in a public forum, then there's every reason for people to check up on it.
 

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justnotcricket said:
Desert Tiger said:
justnotcricket said:
tkioz said:
hmmm while not defending this scum bag, he's earned what he's got, however I've mad jokes about wanting people knocked off before, once or twice, where is the line drawn between a real threat and a joke?

I mean honestly I've told my best friend "you sing that song again and I'll murder you in your sleep", we both knew it was a joke, but do the cops?
Even if it was a joke...raping someone, then 'joking' about having them killed to shut them up? My brain can't encompass how awful that is.
Well, I make jokes like that on Facebook all the time. The main thing was, that he didn't have the common sense to think "Gee, maybe I should delete this girl/change my privacy settings in case she gets the wrong idea". THEN he puts the nail in his coffin by doing it again straight after a police interview.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
'In case she gets the wrong idea'...after you raped her? o_0
What idea is she supposed to get? My argument was not so much against tasteless jokes in general, it was more that this tasteless 'joke', if indeed it was such, was adding substantial insult to an already pretty grievous injury. Which shows not just stupidity, but a dearth of humanity that is breathtaking.

My understanding was that he was accused of raping this girl, not just of making a stupid joke on the internet...? If he was just making a stupid joke, then it was indeed pretty brainless joke, and certainly no-one is denying that whatever else he may be, this guy isn't smart.

However, to come back to what tkioz was asking originally, how *do* you draw a line with things like that? If you make those kind of jokes privately within your circle of friends, you could expect it to come to nothing. If you make them in a public forum, then there's every reason for people to check up on it.
Was any evidence actually put forth that he raped her other than her claiming it? His lawyer has clearly told him "You've fucked up. Admit it and you'll get less time. Don't, and you'll lose and get twice as much." Not saying he's innocent OR guilty, just that I've had past experience with this kind of thing and the law is EXTREMELY sketchy at BEST with this.

Also, I make these kind of jokes on Facebook pretty regularly, mainly because I've got a dark sense of humour and because I know all my privacy settings are set to how I want them. I'm not gonna defend him in this respect - he's an idiot.
 

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Here's is my reaction to the story:
Andy Chalk said:
"I got 500 on a girls head who wants that bread? Hit me up anyway possible," the budding criminal mastermind wrote on his Facebook page. His accuser saw the message and called police, telling them about the rape and the contract, leading Detective Stan Billie to pay Adams a visit at home.
Oh come on, he was obviously just kidding, a little dark maybe but give the kid a brea...
Adams agreed to meet with Billie at the police station for more chit-chat but ten minutes later he posted another Facebook update saying he "needed this girl knocked off right now."
Oh... oooh, ugh. Well atleast he made it easy for the cops. What do I love, Kevin?