Criminal scum!

[LordLoudmouth]

You commit a random, so small crime that normal cop shrugs it off....but then, Imperial Guard a mile away behind a giant gate in a sound proof room. What did you commit?

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I accidentally threw a tissue on the sidewalk instead of the bin.

 

[Flying-Emu]

I made my horse run slightly over the Horse Speed Limit.

 

[Jedamethis]

I accidentally stole a pencil.
I do that a lot...

 

[Irridium]

I poked a fork that I did not own.
I refused to be taken in for poking a fork, so it all ended in mortal combat.
All over a fork.

I also once saw an NPC get murdered for stealing a piece of cheese.

 

[KefkaCultist]

I blew my nose and it was a noise violation

 

[Spacewolf]

Heresy!

 

[Worgen]

I carried a pair of wire cutters in my pocket (its still on the books down here)

 

[Jark212]

I J-walked...

Now please excuse me while I change my name and move to a different city...

 

[Distorted Stu]

I changed the temperature on the thermostat.

 

[DefunctTheory]

I farted loudly during a parade in a Saint's honor.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

I tried to ask for a bed, but I ended up "stealing" a bottle of wine in front of the innkeeper.

 

[Bobic]

I urinated on a horse.

 

[hittite]

I ate a sandwich in the computer lab.

 

[The Austin]

I was firing my arrows at the target in the fighters guild courtyard, and an Ork managed to step in my way.......

 

[Count Igor]

I drank a drink in a no-drinking place with a drunk.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I consumed more than the Daily Recommended Dosage of salt...

 

[dark_mist34]

I stole a sticky note

 

[latenightapplepie]

I killed a man.

 

[JoJo]

I took 6 food items (maximum allowed is 5) from my uni's breakfast hall.