Criminal scum!

[CheesusCrust]

I looked at a locked door while I had a lockpick in my inventory.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I was dancing on a table, and knocked over some food. I reached to pick it up, and then it all went to hell...

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

I played a japanese game on american soil. I'm still awaiting the judgement for my execution.

 

[IamQ]

I payed 0,50 less than what I should have.

 

[Kwaren]

I insulted Chuck Norris. I'm double doomed.

 

[spartan231490]

You commit a random, so small crime that normal cop shrugs it off....but then, Imperial Guard a mile away behind a giant gate in a sound proof room. What did you commit?

What about Imperial Guard a mile away behind a giant gate in a sound proof room? Seriously, this doesn't make any sense.

 

[Peteron]

I got caught pickpocketing an old woman : /

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Moved to Off-topic Discussion.

--Zombie

 

[Iron Mal]

I was found guilty of high treason...for openly admitting that Little Britain really isn't that funny.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

I was the Gray Fox.
Unfortunately, I was Greyfox105 before I was the Gray Fox, but they didn't listen.
And I can't pay the fine or go to jail ;~;
They want to kill me ;~;

 

[Lucane]

Breaking the 4th wall.

 

[Requx]

I tried to fight every gaurd in the city because I need a silver longsword to fight ghosts...yup.

 

[Marter]

I probably jaywalked.

 

[tigermilk]

I was found guilty of high treason...for openly admitting that Little Britain really isn't that funny.

I was found guilty of truth telling for saying Little Britain is nasty, vindictive and a fucking shit rip off of League of Gentleman but without a fraction of the humour or warmth.

 

[Grey_Focks]

I was the Gray Fox.
Unfortunately, I was Greyfox105 before I was the Gray Fox, but they didn't listen.
And I can't pay the fine or go to jail ;~;
They want to kill me ;~;

Same...they didn't think my intentional misspelling was cute/funny, they just saw the Gray Fox...

Well okay, AND I killed my Adoring Fan, but that little guy deserved it for his outlandish hair.

 

[neoontime]

I was caught breastfeeding a Lion in public.

 

[thatstheguy]

I trolled on 4chan.

 

[Grigori361]

I trolled on 4chan.

Bullshit, he's a troll.