Criminal scum!

[Fetzenfisch]

I was fishing from the back of a giraffe.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I accidentally a giant crate.

Problem, Imperial Guard?

 

[rekabdarb]

Smoked pot...

What?

if you don't understand this, it's because your not in santa cruz or have been santa cru

 

[Del-Toro]

I J-walked...

Now please excuse me while I change my name and move to a different city...

You're going to need to do more than that. Plastic surgery should be the minimum in a case like this.

 

[Kris015]

I accidentally picked up a wodden spoon that wasn't mine, then i let go of it BUT IT WAS TOO LATE!

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I used noobtubes on MewTwo.

 

[AceAngel]

but then, Imperial Guard a mile away behind a giant gate in a sound proof room. What did you commit?

OK, I don't get the second part...

 

[PoliceBox63]

You commit a random, so small crime that normal cop shrugs it off....but then, Imperial Guard a mile away behind a giant gate in a sound proof room. What did you commit?

The Imperial Guard bit makes no sense to me... Wut?

 

[captaincabbage]

I accidentally picked up an ash tray, then put it down again.

 

[mjc0961]

You commit a random, so small crime that normal cop shrugs it off....but then, Imperial Guard a mile away behind a giant gate in a sound proof room. What did you commit?

Well I know what crime you committed; you accidentally the whole bottle. That or there's a reference I'm not getting here.

 

[E-Penguin]

Dammit, now I want to play oblivion again.
I just have to make Fcom and all the other mods to work together.

-"Grumbles"-

OT: I picked up a book and asked the shopkeeper if I could buy it.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I accidently stole a harmonica off of a radio I was trying to turn off.

That actually happened in one of my games of Fallout 3. I then had to wipe out defend myself against the Family and Arefu. All over a fucking harmonica!

 

[The Rockerfly]

I didn't have a license for my guns *kisses my arms*

*cough*

I dunno, probably getting in a fight

 

[Erecting a Sentry]

I accidentally an Xbox

 

[E-Penguin]

I accidently stole a harmonica off of a radio I was trying to turn off.

That actually happened in one of my games of Fallout 3. I then had to wipe out defend myself against the Family and Arefu. All over a fucking harmonica!

You think that's bad?

I turned off a radio in the museum thing in Rivet city due to it spewing out Enclave propaganda. the old man running the "museum" started screaming and ran away.
Then security arrived.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

"borrowed" an apple from the fruit stall. what can I say? I like royal gala

 

[Mr.France]

I forgot we're not vikings.
It happens sometimes... once in a while... perhaps a little often... every Wednesday...

 

[Daft Sikes]

I ordered extra tartar sauce for my fish n' chips.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

I tried to go into a shop and the second I opened the door the shop closed. Thinking I was trying to break in, the guards tried to arrest me.