Cruising for a Bruising Alternatives.

[Robert Read]

For those who don't know, 'you're Cruising for a Bruising' is something you say to someone who is being annoying enough to warrant assault.

So anyone got some along the same lines?

Rules:
Has to rhyme.
Has to make sense.
Real word please.

Very Best: Aching for a Staking

Best so Far:

Rooting for a Booting
Calammering for a Hammering
Yearning for a Burning
Calling for a Mauling
Angling for a Strangling
Shopping for a Whopping
Begging for a Pegging
Bleating for a Beating
Angling for a Mangling
Aiming for a Maiming
Jonesing for a Boning
Bucking for a Chucking
Screaming for a Reaming

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Angling for a strangling

And er...

Damn it this is harder than I thought.

 

[Scolar Visari]

I always like to say "Chiggity-check yourself before you wreck yourself" in the most goofy way possible.

 

[Hazy992]

'Impending para un bending!'

Surprised nobody's said that one yet

Other than that... I got nothin'

 

[sextus the crazy]

gushing for a crushing
wailing for an impaling
griping for a sniping
baiting for a defenestrating

 

[Spambot 3000]

My favourite threat is 'I'll cum inside you' but I guess that doesn't follow the rules in this case.

Uh ... needing for a bleeding?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Booting for a Shooting

Loitering for a Goitering

Asking for a Gassing

 

[hazabaza1]

Shunting for a cunting.

No idea what shunting is by the way, but apparently it's a word.

 

[Nothing Tra La La]

Weird, I was actually spending a long time thinking about this the other day! These aren't exactly what you're asking for, but they rhyme so what the hell.
"Riding a train to the city of pain"
"Keep running your mouth and I'll kick you down south"
as for quick threats, I like "kick to the dick", "shoot her in the cooter" or "punt to the ****".

 

[Abomination]

"Shopping for a whopping"

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

Made these ones.
You are giving oration to your imminent obliteration.
Your ructions shall lead to your destruction.
It seems a bootin' is the only solution.
You talk the talk, but you'll go home in a box....

 

[Dangit2019]

Begging for a pegging (double entendre material?)

Asking for an ass kicking

Uhh...that's all I've got.

 

[The Sanctifier]

pending for a bending.
That ones from FutureRama I believe.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Bleating for a Beating
Pumpin' for a Thumpin'
Angling for a Mangling
Yapping for a Slapping
Hurtin' for a Squirtin'

Okay that last one was Forty Year Old Virgin.

 

[Shock and Awe]

You sir are Aiming for a Maiming.

 

[TheVampwizimp_v1legacy]

I spent an evening thinking of these once. I can't remember them all, and some have been used already. My favorites are:

Clamoring for a hammering
Hounding for a pounding
Asking for a smashing
Willing for a killing
Moaning for a boning (that may be on a different topic...)
Shipping for a whipping

Also that defenstration one is brilliant.

 

[Rasor]

A'hankerin' fer a'spankerin'

 

[Owen Robertson]

'Impending para un bending!'

Surprised nobody's said that one yet

Other than that... I got nothin'

I was gonna.

Whatever. I'll go make my own thread. With Blackjack, and Hookers! In fact, forget the Thread and the Blackjack!

OT: Uhh... If they're sleeping in an annoying way (snoring I guess) they could be Nappin' for a Scrappin'.
How about Hustlin' for a Tusslin' or Asking for a Smashing?

 

[Owen Robertson]

baiting for a defenestrating

Brilliant. It might take people to think about too. Throw 'em off balance.

 

[Nouw]

Lookin' for a hookin' is all I've got.