Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Scde2]

Granted, now you see violent images.

I wish that I knew what a "furfag" was.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but I don't want to know what it is so this won't be clever or funny.

I wish I can resist typing that into google......must.....resist.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but Google types that into you!

I wish I could understand "In Soviet Russia..." jokes.

 

[Dr.Susse]

In soviet Russia wish grants you.

I wish for Russian polka to play all the time.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but of courser it is in Soviet Russia, it plays you.

I wish for insanity.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ok now sanity is the cool thing you could say it's the "in" thing

I wish time goes buy so slowly.

 

[Queen Michael]

It does, so unpleasant stuff lasts much longer than it would have otherwise.

I wish I had the greatest graphic novel ever right here in my hand.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but it's in a foreign language that you don't speak.

I wish I had a sexual encounter with Ellen Page.

 

[Queen Michael]

Granted, but it involves you pleasuring her in ways highly unpleasant to you.

I wish I were a famous TV star.

 

[Queen Michael]

You do, and you're not going to heaven, you denier of the TRUE story of creation!

I wish I had a million Snickers bars.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted your now buried under a million Snikers

I wish for a golden sunrise

 

[CounterAttack]

Granted, but it's swiftly followed by a hurricane.

I wish the wires in my headset's microphone weren't damaged so the mic only works when it's fixed in one place.

 

[Queen Michael]

Granted, now they're damaged so the mic doesn't work at all.

I wish I knew where my bandana is.

 

[Scde2]

Granted...but the bandana doesn't want to know where you are.

I wish for an awesome emoticon.

 

[sheic99]

Granted, now your internet died.

I wish to be done with college.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, you are kicked out of the school.

I wish for a lol.

 

[sheic99]

Granted, the comedy show is in London, in 5 minutes.

I wish for reliable internet.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, it is dial-up.

I wish for my own laser satellite.

 

[Tharwen]

Granted, but all the laser can do is annoy people who don't know who's pointing it at them.

I wish for a settlement of biological beings for me to infect.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but it is a settlement of bears...Good luck surviving.

I wish for good fortune.