csi miami

[Neonbob]

*looks in rearview mirror as my hummer blows up*
Whew. Glad I didn't take mine.
Poking Max was totally worth it, though.

No, I meant that in the sense it was the one you were driving!
*Gets out RPG and fires it at the hummer Neon is driving currently away from me.
But that was not Maxi though! That was a replica created by my finest scientists!

Crap!
*jumps out of hummer*
Nice replica. You managed to get his weaknesses down pat.
*throws smoke bomb*
*appears behind NMS*
Boo.
*palmstrike*

*Jerks head up, hitting Neon in the face*
Yes, I was one for detail.
*Grabs his Glock and aims it at Neons head*
Now, die!

*sweeps NMS's feet out*
Never.
*steps on NMS's right hand*
It's just not my thing. Unless I take someone else with me.
*arms fatman*

 

[Neonbob]

*Force pushes himself back and gets up*
Ha, you think that will stop me!?
*Pulls out Sniper Rifle and shoots Neons dick off*
Who's taking who out now?

...now that was uncalled for.
*sticks fat man in NMS's rectum, fires*

...we have completely taken this thread over.

 

[Neonbob]

*Force pushes himself back and gets up*
Ha, you think that will stop me!?
*Pulls out Sniper Rifle and shoots Neons dick off*
Who's taking who out now?

...now that was uncalled for.
*sticks fat man in NMS's rectum, fires*

...we have completely taken this thread over.

Yes we have.

You are unpleasant to look at.

*channels Grissom*
And you have the facial structure of a boxer with both of his arms amputated.

And that is why Grissom freaking rules.

 

[Neonbob]

*channels Grissom*
And you have the facial structure of a boxer with both of his arms amputated.

And that is why Grissom freaking rules.

I don't watch CSI. Why am I in this thread again?

Oh yeah, that's right. Your mother never loved you and you prostitute yourself daily.

I don't know. Are you drawn to my awesomeness? I don't think that's it; you've devoted yourself to Max
And hey, if you know of a better way to get people's guards down so you can gank them, let me know. Until then, I'm keeping my hobby.
And I did know that about my mother.

You know the recent CSIs have Morpheus in them, right?

 

[Neonbob]

*channels Grissom*
And you have the facial structure of a boxer with both of his arms amputated.

And that is why Grissom freaking rules.

I don't watch CSI. Why am I in this thread again?

Oh yeah, that's right. Your mother never loved you and you prostitute yourself daily.

I don't know. Are you drawn to my awesomeness? I don't think that's it; you've devoted yourself to Max
And hey, if you know of a better way to get people's guards down so you can gank them, let me know. Until then, I'm keeping my hobby.
And I did know that about my mother.

You know the recent CSIs have Morpheus in them, right?

Yeah, but Maxi left sadly...
I say just come off as sad and pitiable, than when they feel so much pity towards you it could make you barf stab.
Ah.

Ah. I don't care, I never saw the Matrix.

Oh. Oh my.
You should. Watch them all, but when they start talking? Fast forward. Save your mind the needless babble.

 

[sneakypenguin]

Emily Procter

I used to think she was really hot, then she started looking old. Maybe thats just a better tv though.

 

[Neonbob]

Oh. Oh my.
You should. Watch them all, but when they start talking? Fast forward. Save your mind the needless babble.

Fine, I'll put it on my list of "Things I want to do but will never get around to doing."
Weird as I'm about to get Neo.

That's a good list to have.
Don't do anything styupid, laddie!
[sup]yes, that was intentional.[/sup]

The lab in CSI Miami always looked to...casual for me, I guess. All the glass walls where concrete should be?
Bugged me.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

...This has been quoted already a few times, but the pun format is missing something important...

Wow, I'm so glad you opened this thread with such an interesting discussion prompt.

*takes off sunglasses*
*makes bad pun*

You must say everything twice, Max.
You must say everything twice.

 

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