C'Thulhu (Or Others) Is Talking to you...

[Irony's Acolyte]

He doesn't want me to tell you. Says it might ruin his plans.

...

What?

 

[halfeclipse]

Either go mad and commit suicide, or go mad and attempt to hasten the awakening.

Tends to be what happens in that event yes?

 

[scnj]

I'd grab my d20 and roll a sanity check. From there, if I rolled high enough, I'd check to see if he could grant me some cool paladin/cleric powers, and consider changing my chosen deity depending on the outcome.

 

[Oodleew]

Ha!

Bow down to the Old God, Cthulu? I'd rather die standing on my feet, than live the rest of my life as a slave on my knees.

No "God" is worth suffering if they demand eternal servitude to them, and them only.

 

[ryai458]

Nothing I absolutely don't remember anything from my dreams.

 

[Oodleew]

What is people's obsession with Cthulu at the moment, haven't we fought amongst ourselves enough over whos' "God" is better?

 

[Shockolate]

I'd tell him "I already lost my soul in a poker game, Soz."