Cthulthu is trying to kill you.

[Agayek]

I equip my Summon Shoggoth + W-Summon materia, call up a few of my friends and hunker down for an epic battle.

Yogg'Sothoth is a better summon IMO.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

Nuke him!

That's not going to help, he'll just repawn with radiation powers!

Personally, I'd strip naked and banzai-charge him. I'll die anyway, but at least this way he'll lose as much sanity points and I will.

 

[SturmDolch]

If Cthulhu was trying to kill me, I would already be dead.

 

[Latinidiot]

Get a Narwhal.

all hail weeble

 

[tesko]

Well, I haven't raised a Golden Mi-go yet to cross the Mountains of Madness for the sidequest yet.