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Nutcase

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kommando367 said:
How about one where you play as Cthulu.
Maybe you could play a sleeping, dreaming Cthulhu? After all, there wouldn't be much of a game in instantly pwning every living thing between two yawns as you woke up.
 

FalloutJack

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Allow me to put in more of a thorough reference on all of this. I read the stories, I've played games, I've viewed media references. Let's talk.

Cthulhu - for those of you who don't know off-hand - is a gigantic squid-faced bloated humanoid clammy-scaley beast with huge bat-like wings and a gaze which can apparently cause insanity. Actually, it's that seeing him PERIOD causes it because the sight of a monster that is more than a match for Godzilla (with an ancient mind full of psychic powers that could rip your brain a new one) would be way too much for even the modern imaginative mind. The Great Old Ones have this problem of being dimensionally unsound, and so massively powerful in one way or another that you can just FEEL your inevitable demise. So, Cthulhu doesn't even have to try and force you to die. You might top yourself because the giant squid-head is looking at you like you're food for its tapeworm.

ANYWAY, the problem of trying to kill Cthulhu. He and the other Great Old Ones (plus Elder Gods and Outer Gods) do not have any death which is permanent. They wait for eons in a death-like state for the time in which they may rise up and reclaim the Earth. H.P. Lovecraft himself states that, basically, the passage of time has no meaning for them. NOW THEN, here is the ruling on Cthulhu-death. It is only possible to somehow STOP Cthulhu, to cease his reign of terror. To inflict reasonable damage on Cthulhu to the point where his threshold for it is too much (already a difficult feat) does not kill. The Great Old Ones tend to melt, explode, vanish, transpose into gas, etc. - BUT NONE OF THESE OCCURANCES ARE TRUE DEATH. It is stated that once defeated, the Old One (Cthulhu included) will simply return to its place of resting to await the next time in which it may awaken.

So you see, the terror of Cthulhu is that he is an adversary which we would fight forever. If somebody comes along and defeats him, he waits untold millenia for his enemies to die off or be killed by his followers, and then rises again completely renewed.

EXTRA NOTE: Elder Signs are mostly for things from the Outer Gods. I don't believe you could use it on Cthulhu, Yig, Abhoth, or anything else that sleeps on this Earth.
 

Lord_Ascendant

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Cthulhu cannot die. End of story. His gaze causes instant insanity. I would love to see a game where you play as him mindlessly destroying everything.
 

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FalloutJack said:
Allow me to put in more of a thorough reference on all of this. I read the stories, I've played games, I've viewed media references. Let's talk.

Cthulhu - for those of you who don't know off-hand - is a gigantic squid-faced bloated humanoid clammy-scaley beast with huge bat-like wings and a gaze which can apparently cause insanity. Actually, it's that seeing him PERIOD causes it because the sight of a monster that is more than a match for Godzilla (with an ancient mind full of psychic powers that could rip your brain a new one) would be way too much for even the modern imaginative mind. The Great Old Ones have this problem of being dimensionally unsound, and so massively powerful in one way or another that you can just FEEL your inevitable demise. So, Cthulhu doesn't even have to try and force you to die. You might top yourself because the giant squid-head is looking at you like you're food for its tapeworm.

ANYWAY, the problem of trying to kill Cthulhu. He and the other Great Old Ones (plus Elder Gods and Outer Gods) do not have any death which is permanent. They wait for eons in a death-like state for the time in which they may rise up and reclaim the Earth. H.P. Lovecraft himself states that, basically, the passage of time has no meaning for them. NOW THEN, here is the ruling on Cthulhu-death. It is only possible to somehow STOP Cthulhu, to cease his reign of terror. To inflict reasonable damage on Cthulhu to the point where his threshold for it is too much (already a difficult feat) does not kill. The Great Old Ones tend to melt, explode, vanish, transpose into gas, etc. - BUT NONE OF THESE OCCURANCES ARE TRUE DEATH. It is stated that once defeated, the Old One (Cthulhu included) will simply return to its place of resting to await the next time in which it may awaken.

So you see, the terror of Cthulhu is that he is an adversary which we would fight forever. If somebody comes along and defeats him, he waits untold millenia for his enemies to die off or be killed by his followers, and then rises again completely renewed.
Lies. Cthulu is unimaginably horrible. He cannot appear in a game, as he is too horrible to be imagining him. In fact, by trying to imagine how horrible he is, He's coming to get you!
 

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liamlemon7 said:
Bored Tomatoe said:
liamlemon7 said:
Cthulu- anly killable if God,jesus,Devil
mabey a game were you fight the Devil and cthulu
What about a co-op game where you play as The Devil and Cthulu?
omg you have descovered the greatist game ever you play as the epidamy of evil in a wacky tag team adventure
Seriously. That would just print money. *little cash register noises go on inside head*
 

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Bored Tomatoe said:
liamlemon7 said:
Cthulu- anly killable if God,jesus,Devil
mabey a game were you fight the Devil and cthulu
What about a co-op game where you play as The Devil and Cthulu?
Give this man a developement team. NOW.
 

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berettapunk said:
i want a cthulu style pokemon...thatd be awesome
Ever heard of pokethulu? tabletop rpg, so maybe you're not into that (and it's hard enough caring enough to gm a game even if you are).
Still it's pretty funny.
 

FalloutJack

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gmer412 said:
Lies. Cthulu is unimaginably horrible. He cannot appear in a game, as he is too horrible to be imagining him. In fact, by trying to imagine how horrible he is, He's coming to get you!
I think that you may have read a few TOO MANY of Lovecraft's stories, my friend.

Also, I like my avatar better.
 

Ridonculous_Ninja

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Does anyone know of where I can find a translation for the whole ftaghn word set thing?

It bugs me not knowing what elder demon gods are yelling at me before my brain melts and my ears implode.
 

CoverYourHead

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Ridonculous_Ninja said:
CoverYourHead said:
Narwhals kill stop Cthulu eatin' ye.

Cookie for the reference.

But seriously, I would say no, because Cthulu is too cool to be destroyed by gamer type.
The Weebl

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You can haz cookie! *Gives cookie*
 

Ridonculous_Ninja

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CoverYourHead said:
Ridonculous_Ninja said:
CoverYourHead said:
Narwhals kill stop Cthulu eatin' ye.

Cookie for the reference.

But seriously, I would say no, because Cthulu is too cool to be destroyed by gamer type.
The Weebl

COOKIE NAO!
You can haz cookie! *Gives cookie*
YAY Cookie!

*OM NOM NOM NOM*

OMG MILK I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!!!1!!!11!!!!11! *dies*
 

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Deef said:
I remember that there was this one shop'd cartoon where John and Garfield were yelling: "CTHULU!" "ZALGO!" at eachother and then a giant squid ate John.
Wtf is Cthulu?
Cthulu was a mythological beast. I believe it was a krakken, sorry I don't know too much about the mythos, just enough to answer your question.
 

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HPoirot said:
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I could be wrong but i think Cthulu appears in Castlevania: SOTN. Only... it wasn't an exactly difficult enemy.
Blasphemy
Castlevania is heretical

Cthulu cannot be killed
It's blasphemy that almost nobody is spelling his great and horrific ones name correctly. IT IS CTHULHU! TWO H'S!
 

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You can kill three Cthulu like monsters in Eternal Darkness by pitting another Cthulu like monster against them. That still leaves a 4th one however...
 
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Grayjack72 said:
In the game Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of the Earth, Cthulu doesn't make an appearance, but in one room a statue of Cthulu exerts a force which will cause the the protagonist to kill himself.
I loved that game.

Cthulu cannot be killed.
 

Vern

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I think it could work as just an appearance, but you shouldn't be able to actually kill him. I'd love to see another Cthulhu mythos game made by the same folks who made Dark Corners of the Earth. Too bad that's never going to happen, as it was a great game. Fundamentally all the gameplay mechanics are pretty sound, and it's atmosphere is amazing, it's a shame the PC version was so buggy. Really I could only see Cthulhu working if he appeared briefly right at the end and caused you to go insane and kill yourself. Either shooting yourself, jumping off a cliff into the ocean, or what have you. I can imagine it being very impressive, especially if done with the same insanity effects of Dark Corners of the Earth. But you don't kill Cthulhu, period.