"HOLY CRAP!! How did he get here?" He said, and would have jumped into the ceiling had there been one.
However, there were only bloody rainbowed skies above them that threatened to rain sweet, sweet candy on them, giving them all diabetes and raising their blood sugar to dangerous levels.
One of the best pieces of literature ever. And yes, 'rainbowed' is now a word. A glorious word. And no, I did not write this. Was emailing snippets of a story I'd found to a friend.