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Was trying to get freinds to listen to Plaid.
 

VaudevillianVeteran

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Work It Harder Make It Better
Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger
More Than Ever Hour After
Our Work Is Never Over

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I couldn't remember the lyrics off-by-heart, so...
 

Trippy Turtle

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"17.49341832762486
Why yes that is the square of Pi to the power of 5. I <3 Pi."

See me and my friends talk about cool stuff...
 

D-Ray

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Now that I think of it...you could have looked a little like Charlie Brown as a kid...


Was talking to a friend....about nothing.
 

Mint Rubber

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"Babylon 5: The Gathering" (searching for info on the web)

Another step in my holy quest to watch all of the greatest SF series ever made.
 

Philol

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKb-k1XFiaY

Thank you random person for leaving ridiculous comments on the Skyrim trailer.
 

Tomster595

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOXDb-xWEQY&feature=related

Need to share this with an LMFAO obsessed friend.
 

General Twinkletoes

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http://www.facebook.com/ShaBooZey

Some youtuber that i follow put up a server, and i was showing a friend the facebook page.
 

Death God

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Quantum mechanics, also known as quantum physics or quantum theory, is a branch of physics providing a mathematical description of much of the dual particle-like and wave-like behavior and interactions of energy and matter. It departs from classical mechanics primarily at the atomic and subatomic scales, the so-called quantum realm. In advanced topics of quantum mechanics, some of these behaviors are macroscopic and only emerge at very low or very high energies or temperatures. The name "quantum mechanics", coined by Max Planck, derives from the observation that some physical quantities can change only by discrete amounts, or quanta. For example, the angular momentum of an electron bound to an atom or molecule is quantized.[1] In the context of quantum mechanics, the wave?particle duality of energy and matter and the uncertainty principle provide a unified view of the behavior of photons, electrons and other atomic-scale objects.

The mathematical formulations of quantum mechanics are abstract. A mathematical function called the wavefunction provides information about the probability amplitude of position, momentum, and other physical properties of a particle. Mathematical manipulations of the wavefunction usually involve the bra-ket notation, which requires an understanding of complex numbers and linear functionals. The wavefunction treats the object as a quantum harmonic oscillator and the mathematics is akin to that of acoustic resonance. Many of the results of quantum mechanics are not easily visualized in terms of classical mechanics; for instance, the ground state in the quantum mechanical model is a non-zero energy state that is the lowest permitted energy state of a system, rather than a more traditional system that is thought of as simply being at rest with zero kinetic energy.

The earliest versions of quantum mechanics were formulated in the first decade of the 20th century. At around the same time, the atomic theory and the corpuscular theory of light (as updated by Einstein) first came to be widely accepted as scientific fact; these latter theories can be viewed as quantum theories of matter and electromagnetic radiation. The early quantum theory was significantly reformulated in the mid-1920s by Werner Heisenberg, Max Born, Wolfgang Pauli and their associates, and the Copenhagen interpretation of Niels Bohr became widely accepted. By 1930, quantum mechanics had been further unified and formalized by the work of Paul Dirac and John von Neumann, with a greater emphasis placed on measurement in quantum mechanics, the statistical nature of our knowledge of reality and philosophical speculation about the role of the observer. Quantum mechanics has since branched out into almost every aspect of 20th century physics and other disciplines such as quantum chemistry, quantum electronics, quantum optics and quantum information science. Much 19th century physics has been re-evaluated as the classical limit of quantum mechanics, and its more advanced developments in terms of quantum field theory, string theory, and speculative quantum gravity theories.


I forgot I copied this for my friend. Man I hate chemistry!
 

Dr.Susse

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The Pokemon trainer gets mugged.
It was nightfall and Ted the budding trainer was attempting to catch his very first Pokemon. Because Ted was a few sandwiches short of a picnic he had decided that catching a Metapod would be the easiest and the best choice to begin his dreams of becoming the worlds most renown trainer. For years Ted had studied Pokemon; Tracking them, watching them and much to his parents worry throwing rocks at them in practice for when he received his first pokeball.

And this was that night.

Stalking through the scrub Ted was grasping his pokeball with a trembling hand. What if he missed? What if he failed? Doubt began to creep into his mind like a drunk husband sneaking into the spare room to avoid the inevitable yelling of his wife.

Stumbling over a red herring of a log, Ted tumbled and bumbled down a small grassy hill coming to rest on top of a Nidoran. Having stunned the Nidoran and partially winding himself Ted saw his chance and hurled his discount brand pokeball with a little too much force breaking the unconscious pokemon's ribs but still catching it.

With his new (and still un-consulted about the whole situation) found best friend in hand Ted decide to treat himself to Magikarp sushi at the local crimes against nature restaurant. So he set off down the dimly lit pathway back towards town.

"DON'T MOVE! GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!"

A stranger shouted at Ted. The young trainer startled by his opponent quivered,

"Oh no please don't take my Pokemon he is my best friend."


The mugger pulling out a gun and becoming agitated replied,

"Pokemon!? Fuck that give me you wallet!"


Ted flashing back to a pokemon battle program he watched with an overenthusiastic fever settled himself and challenged his assailant.

"Well if it's my money you're after, We shall battle!"


He squealed in a higher pitch than he would have liked as he hurled his pokeball at the ground denting it and sending out a still unconscious Nidoran.

"Nidoran! Use tackle!"


Ted's command was just met with a unhealthy sounding wheeze from his badly injured Pokemon.

Now more agitated the Mugger cocked the hammer of his gun and spoke meanceingly,

"If you don't give me your wallet in five seconds I'm going to shoot you and your dying rat there."


The sun began to peak over the hill bringing sunlight across the pathway. A flock of Dove like Pidgeys flew past Ted gathering his thoughts. He spoke,

We can't lose. We have the unstoppable power of FRIENDSHIP!"


The now fed up mugger replied.

"Look kid, in the paper, scissors rock game of life ammunition beats friendship. I've got a Snorlax of a wife at home and we need your money for food so....."


With that Ted was shot, looted of 500 Yen and the mugger received 15 Exp for his troubles.

The End.

A thing I wrote because of boredom, copied and pasted into a blog.