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Life is good...so far.
Wed at 4:38pm · Comment · Like
Samer and Alex like this.
and then.....IT TURNS INTO A DOG
Wed at 4:43pm
And runs away beacuse you left the gate to the backyard open.
Wed at 5:06pm
and your mom says it didn't run away it DIED
Wed at 5:47pm
And then you find it two years later while on a trip to the moon.
Wed at 6:41pm · Delete
and then the moon was liek " just kidding here's your dog. merry foosball day"
Wed at 6:44pm
But then Jesus appeared and was like "Sorry dude, I meant to take this with me" and proceeds to take your weed and car keys.
Wed at 6:46pm · Delete
and then domo kun comes along and poops out some cheese and says" PHONE IS FOAR U!"
Wed at 6:49pm
You punt domo kun, but he was a distraction! As soon as Jesus disappears
into the purple haze, you realize your dog is missing and your car keys have been
replaced with stylish sunglasses. You sing in joy as you teleport back to Earth,
realizing that you just survived an alien invasion, leaving you without a home and
without a car. You put on your stylish sunglasses and load your shotgun that is
conveniently in front of you, and try to find a way to enter heaven to kill jesus and
take your dog back. But you soon find out the only way to get to heaven was to travel
the circles of hell. As soon as you take step into hell, a cyberdemon appears and you
shoot it up and continue to the last circle. Once you get there, It feels so warm and
kind. Only there do you find your uncle who was killed by the aliens. You ask him what
he is doing there and he responds "You know your sister? I gave her a bad piece of
chocolate on purpose." He tells you the secret of the spring system built into hell,
but to get there you must defeat satan. You find satan and call him your ho, and then
you activate the springs. You jump on them and go FAR FAR into the air! But you are
travelling so fast you rip through time and space and land into heaven, which is bare
and empty because everyone has sinned. You find Jesus and just as you are about to
end him, he says "Wait dude, thnx for teh weed." and transforms back into your dog.
you kill yourself and your dog and end up in heaven again, along with your dog. You
enjoy the rest of eternity with man's best friend, eating gold and watching the rest
of the universe get taken over by aliens.
Wed at 6:55pm · Delete
AND THEN ALEX TURNS TO DOG AND PROCESS START OVER
Wed at 7:30pm
I just hope samer reads our wonderful story soon.
Wed at 8:43pm · Delete
Wow...Just....wow.
4 hours ago
Jesus christ i thought i copied that a while ago. I was moving something to a text file because i thought it was a hilarious facebook story i mostly wrote. By the way, I'm also daring to cross out the names in the post.
Wed at 4:38pm · Comment · Like
Samer and Alex like this.
and then.....IT TURNS INTO A DOG
Wed at 4:43pm
And runs away beacuse you left the gate to the backyard open.
Wed at 5:06pm
and your mom says it didn't run away it DIED
Wed at 5:47pm
And then you find it two years later while on a trip to the moon.
Wed at 6:41pm · Delete
and then the moon was liek " just kidding here's your dog. merry foosball day"
Wed at 6:44pm
But then Jesus appeared and was like "Sorry dude, I meant to take this with me" and proceeds to take your weed and car keys.
Wed at 6:46pm · Delete
and then domo kun comes along and poops out some cheese and says" PHONE IS FOAR U!"
Wed at 6:49pm
You punt domo kun, but he was a distraction! As soon as Jesus disappears
into the purple haze, you realize your dog is missing and your car keys have been
replaced with stylish sunglasses. You sing in joy as you teleport back to Earth,
realizing that you just survived an alien invasion, leaving you without a home and
without a car. You put on your stylish sunglasses and load your shotgun that is
conveniently in front of you, and try to find a way to enter heaven to kill jesus and
take your dog back. But you soon find out the only way to get to heaven was to travel
the circles of hell. As soon as you take step into hell, a cyberdemon appears and you
shoot it up and continue to the last circle. Once you get there, It feels so warm and
kind. Only there do you find your uncle who was killed by the aliens. You ask him what
he is doing there and he responds "You know your sister? I gave her a bad piece of
chocolate on purpose." He tells you the secret of the spring system built into hell,
but to get there you must defeat satan. You find satan and call him your ho, and then
you activate the springs. You jump on them and go FAR FAR into the air! But you are
travelling so fast you rip through time and space and land into heaven, which is bare
and empty because everyone has sinned. You find Jesus and just as you are about to
end him, he says "Wait dude, thnx for teh weed." and transforms back into your dog.
you kill yourself and your dog and end up in heaven again, along with your dog. You
enjoy the rest of eternity with man's best friend, eating gold and watching the rest
of the universe get taken over by aliens.
Wed at 6:55pm · Delete
AND THEN ALEX TURNS TO DOG AND PROCESS START OVER
Wed at 7:30pm
I just hope samer reads our wonderful story soon.
Wed at 8:43pm · Delete
Wow...Just....wow.
4 hours ago
Jesus christ i thought i copied that a while ago. I was moving something to a text file because i thought it was a hilarious facebook story i mostly wrote. By the way, I'm also daring to cross out the names in the post.
http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/photoshop_phriday/2009_10_09/snortpocket_01.jpg
This. I posted it to my facebook profile.
This. I posted it to my facebook profile.
I fucking love it.AkJay said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SK6gbhuEXQ Interesting, and true...
LeonLethality says:
I am in the past
dinosaur queen alex. says:
you're in KELOWNZZZZ
LeonLethality says:
indeedidly
I copied an msn conversation to show to my friend max (this was the last part since you can only C&P so much into a msn window o.o)
I am in the past
dinosaur queen alex. says:
you're in KELOWNZZZZ
LeonLethality says:
indeedidly
I copied an msn conversation to show to my friend max (this was the last part since you can only C&P so much into a msn window o.o)
"Yeah, no. Not how it works, buddy. When Fragnarok comes crashing down around our ears due to the nubs offering the ultimate sacrifice by extinguishing the last of mankind's logic, rational thought, and normal speaking voice, the Kool-Aid Man's gonna go nuts on our mortal arses until finally the great Fur Bearin Trout emerges from a lake in Canadia-land and smites Kool-Aid Man with the Cordless Screwdriver of Elysium. Then the Twinkies shall rise from the Ashes of mankind's civilization and begin the world anew.
Poptarts ruling the earth... please."
Poptarts ruling the earth... please."
Lord Monocle Von Banworthy:
TacticalAssassin1:
Why can't they just restrict who gets guns and make sure they are sensible about the storage of the guns and you can't have them out in public and if you're ever in an incident you can never have a gun again? No problem, right? I know it would take heaps of policing to police it but if there are large enough penalties it should work, right?
A gun in a safe in your basement isn't functioning as a gun. So you don't need it. If you don't have the right to use the gun you don't have the right to own the gun in any meaningful manner. You can't defend yourself with a gun you aren't carrying.
Nobody NEEDS a gun unless they are robbing someone, shooting someone, or 'defending' themselves. If nobody waves guns around in public and just uses them safely and sensibly at shooting ranges, there will be no NEED to defend yourself against somebody with a gun. Then the problem becomes knife control. And lets face it, would you rather run away from somebody wielding a 12-gauge or a pocket knife.
TacticalAssassin1:
Why can't they just restrict who gets guns and make sure they are sensible about the storage of the guns and you can't have them out in public and if you're ever in an incident you can never have a gun again? No problem, right? I know it would take heaps of policing to police it but if there are large enough penalties it should work, right?
A gun in a safe in your basement isn't functioning as a gun. So you don't need it. If you don't have the right to use the gun you don't have the right to own the gun in any meaningful manner. You can't defend yourself with a gun you aren't carrying.
Nobody NEEDS a gun unless they are robbing someone, shooting someone, or 'defending' themselves. If nobody waves guns around in public and just uses them safely and sensibly at shooting ranges, there will be no NEED to defend yourself against somebody with a gun. Then the problem becomes knife control. And lets face it, would you rather run away from somebody wielding a 12-gauge or a pocket knife.
http://nobullet.deviantart.com/art/Plumber-Humper-139761556
Warning to Mario fans; it ain't pretty.
Warning to Mario fans; it ain't pretty.
I could kill you with a piece of f---ing toast. White toast even, not just the whole wheat with the scratchy grains in it.Berethond said:
That said, of the things I would use in my room as a weapon, I would probably go straight to the folding knife I keep in my desk, followed by ethernet cables (for strangling), plastic grocery bags (for suffocating), a tea cup (you seen Riddick? that thing wasn't even ceramic), and hairspray + zippo lighter (if you need to figure out what I'm doing with that, you fail... badly).
Then again, the knife just seems a bit more direct.
The Terminator was originally going to be portrayed by O.J. Simpson, but according to director James Cameron, "people wouldn't have believed a nice guy like O.J. playing the part of a ruthless killer."
When I copy-pasted this to my Facebook profile, I just had to share it with you guys as well.
When I copy-pasted this to my Facebook profile, I just had to share it with you guys as well.