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[SamFancyPants252]

paste whatever's on your clipboard and share it with us!
some of these are really funny.

Here's mine:


Matt Rushton: How hard can it be to mix up some rock sediment and salt and put it on the roads? Useless wankers, I want my council tax back!

 

[Daveman]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

that's actually surprisingly cool

 

[Sir Kemper]

Bah, useually i have something, today however i have nothing =/

 

[DannyBoy451]

Spoiler: Oh God the text.

this was a very well written book. it was amazing how the author could change the time and subject every couple of paragraphs and yet the story flowed so well. yet, i have to say that it was horribly depressing, and graphic filled with vile description. i know that it's supposed to be an anti war book but it was anti life and anti humanity as well.
i know that war brings out the worst of people but it also brings out the best. the author did not talk about anything good. one time he eluded how prisoners shared water on the train, but that's about it. everything else was about the vilest things people do and talk about. also there were no admirable characters in the story at all. no one you'd want to be like. the author made sure to point out that the main character didn't even love anybody. he also pointed out that the best times in life was when someone was being selfish. to me it was a completely worthless book. i have no idea why people like it. well written it may be, but it has no other redeeming qualities.

Some moron's review of Slaughterhouse 5 I posted on a rage thread on 4chan earlier.

 

[Stoorm_]

http://video.google.nl/videoplay?docid=7110823248011043063&hl=nl#

i was showing my girlfriend this monstrosity

poor kitty

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Spoiler: A quote from another thread here on the Escapist that I apparently copied.

If I cut remakes from my movie watching there would be so many awesome movies I would've missed out on such as Man on Fire (The original is teribble)

I have this habit of posting something and then noticing another comment I now want to quote, so I hit the quote button, copy the text, and then just go and edit the original post so I'm not double-posting. Yay.

 

[Aunel]

I am still hoping you can play as a bassist, with a special attack "jazz solo!"

Is there any post where you don't mention your feckin' bass???

no.


(that was in my clipboard thing)

 

[Clirck]

SSV Normandy SR-2

Doing some design work so I needed a picture of the new ship. And don't say you don't know what ship!

 

[NoNameMcgee]

http://www.ael-eyebrow-bars.co.uk/Star-Amy_Lee_Evanescence.jpg

was commenting about how I don't usually like piercings but I liked Amy Lee's eyebrow piercing before she got rid of it, then linked this photo to the person I was talking to.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

k98_clipout

Swapping sounds in Day of Defeat: Source.

 

[Distorted Stu]

the xbox achievement sound

I was hoping to make it into a ringtone.

 

[mikecoulter]

"The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspia"

I was looking for a reason why it was £3...

It looks terrible.

 

[wizzerd229]

Tom Clancys HAWX

 

[scoHish]

http://slackingperfektly.com/slack/files/know_your_destiny.swf

Stupid link off /b/.

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

Apocalypse Meow

Was googling it up out of random interest after someone posted the trailer for the "Cat Shit One" anime (Apocalypse Meow is apperently it's US title) in that furry Modern Warfare 2 topic over in Gaming discussion.

 

[Ultracake]

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/034/054/original/wallpaper-345822.jpg?1262820729

Don't ask...


JUST DON'T ASK.

 

[DuplicateValue]

I just used it over in forum games. It's what would happen if mine and another user's avatar bred. xD

 

[Batfred]

billions of miles

A cut and paste from an Astrology thread that I was having a rant about. Sort of boring really. Sorry.

 

[tomtom94]

8o|

An MSN emote. My life is now officially uninteresting.