Cupcakes

[Souplex]

Never been fond of them myself.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

Okay folks: here's the deal.
1. This is a pony thread.
2. "Cupcakes" is the name of a MLP fanfic.
3. Whatever you do, don't read it.
4. Urgh76 is a sick, sick individual.

Must...not...satisfy....my...curiosity.

Do it for me so I'm not scarred for life.

(O_O)
Some things can't be unread. I...I need a shower.

EDIT: This thread just became horrifying.

 

[Skorpyo]

Okay folks: here's the deal.
1. This is a pony thread.
2. "Cupcakes" is the name of a MLP fanfic.
3. Whatever you do, don't read it.
4. Urgh76 is a sick, sick individual.

Ah yes, the "Gore Fic".

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I coat my cupcakes with peanut butter and eat them at the same time eating a muffin.

 

[swankyfella]

Let it be known that today, you met that man...

Why not?

Cupcakes.

 

[SilentCom]

Cupcakes = delicious
Muffins = also delicious

Sometimes I refer to them as little cakes. I also refer to fig newton cookies as little pies, because they are also delicious.

 

[Angel Molina]

Okay folks: here's the deal.
1. This is a pony thread.
2. "Cupcakes" is the name of a MLP fanfic.
3. Whatever you do, don't read it.
4. Urgh76 is a sick, sick individual.

Ah yes, the "Gore Fic".

wow, sounds serious...

 

[keve4433]

Let it be known that today, you met that man...

Why not?

Cupcakes.

I dunno. I like cake and I like muffins, but for some reason I just dislike the cupcake. Maybe it's because the icing to cake ratio is always waaaaaaay to high in the icing department.

 

[DJDarque]

Ya know, thread, I'm disappointed. I thought you would have lasted longer.

 

[Easton Dark]

I feel bad for giving Urgh the link now.

I pressured him to read it, I know I did, and now look at what has become of rainbow cupcakes to everyone! SICK, TWISTED PASTRIES I TELL YE.

WHY DID I READ IT YESTERDAY, WHY

IT'S PONIES. THE CUPCAKES ARE MADE OF PONIESSSSSSSSSSSS.

I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE! *Confetti blows up in face*

You silly.....

*black out*

 

[Skorpyo]

Okay folks: here's the deal.
1. This is a pony thread.
2. "Cupcakes" is the name of a MLP fanfic.
3. Whatever you do, don't read it.
4. Urgh76 is a sick, sick individual.

Ah yes, the "Gore Fic".

wow, sounds serious...

Well, I haven't managed to find it yet, but from the pictures I've found, it has something to do with Pinkie Pie (the pink one from Urgh76's avatar) wearing a gown made from the flesh of other ponies, and doing something nasty with the fillies (child ponies) concerning lots of blood and tounging. With eyeballs.

Speaking of which, can someone link me this in a PM? I must see this piece of internet lore.

-snip-

YOU THERE! STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM!

And gimme that link.

 

[Kwaren]

OP is evil.

 

[Knife-28]

[sub][sub][sub][sub]Giggle at the ghostly,[/sub]
Guffaw at the grossly[/sub]
Crack up at the creepy[/sub]
Whoop it up with the weepy
Chortle at the kooky[/sub]
Snortle at the spooky

[sub][sub][sub]Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

*sobbing in the corner* Why? Why the rainbows? WHY THE RAINBOWS!?!

 

[Gurk]

I love cupcakes, but I don't like too much icing.
I LOVE TEH CAEK!

 

[Easton Dark]

*Wakes up later strapped to a chair, confetti still in my hair*

"Huh, uh wuhhh, what's goi-"

NO, IT'S NOT REAL, NONE OF THIS CAN BE REAL

Sooooooo, giggle at the ghosty.....

 

[AgentBJ09]

Okay folks: here's the deal.
1. This is a pony thread.
2. "Cupcakes" is the name of a MLP fanfic.
3. Whatever you do, don't read it.
4. Urgh76 is a sick, sick individual.

Ah yes, the "Gore Fic".

I thought that was what it was.

 

[DJDarque]

Okay folks: here's the deal.
1. This is a pony thread.
2. "Cupcakes" is the name of a MLP fanfic.
3. Whatever you do, don't read it.
4. Urgh76 is a sick, sick individual.

Ah yes, the "Gore Fic".

wow, sounds serious...

Well, I haven't managed to find it yet, but from the pictures I've found, it has something to do with Pinkie Pie (the pink one from Urgh76's avatar) wearing a gown made from the flesh of other ponies, and doing something nasty with the fillies (child ponies) concerning lots of blood and tounging. With eyeballs.

Speaking of which, can someone link me this in a PM? I must see this piece of internet lore.

-snip-

YOU THERE! STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM!

And gimme that link.

Cupcakes, cupcakes CUPCAKES!

 

[Skorpyo]

I Explain This B.S.:

WELL, you can all call me a sick man, but I found it to be "Meh".

If you REALLY want the details:

It's a fan-fic concerning Pinkie Pie knocking out Rainbow Dash, lashing her to a table in a room filled with the decorated remains of other ponies, and performing acts of torture while wearing the flesh of said "Other Ponies". Detailed moments include electrocution, hoof-splitting with hot needles, surgical removal of flesh, and live disembowelment. All of it is written in rather intimate detail.

What ties it together is how the characters are written to reflect how they act in the show.

Guess I'm just too jaded, though. Just kinda read it and didn't give a damn.