Cupcakes

[Brutal Peanut]

If I had to choose, muffins. Blueberry muffins. But I don't usually eat those either.
I don't really like cake, cupcakes, pies, or what-have-you.

I'll eat some , if offered to me, but overall ...meh.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

i love cupcakes not sure ill like the fan-fic. going to google.
Edit: did i read the wrong one or is it not that bad?
Edit 2: i read the wrong one irst time... shudder.

 

[Yokai]

I prefer muffins, myself. Most cupcakes taste like over-frosted birthday cakes, whereas muffins offer a wide variety of tasty flavors.

Wait, ponies, what? What the fuck is this sudden creepy obsession with ponies on the Escapist? THEY ARE EVERYWHERE SOMEBODY EXPLAIN PLEASE

 

[SilkySkyKitten]

Okay folks: here's the deal.
1. This is a pony thread.
2. "Cupcakes" is the name of a MLP fanfic.
3. Whatever you do, don't read it.
4. Urgh76 is a sick, sick individual.

Ah yes, the "Gore Fic".

wow, sounds serious...

Well, I haven't managed to find it yet, but from the pictures I've found, it has something to do with Pinkie Pie (the pink one from Urgh76's avatar) wearing a gown made from the flesh of other ponies, and doing something nasty with the fillies (child ponies) concerning lots of blood and tounging. With eyeballs.

Uhhh... I just became a little nauseous from just reading that small description.

Must... resist... urge... to... Google...

 

[XzarTheMad]

Why do I feel like I'm posting in a "pony" thread? D:

I don't like cupcakes. Or muffins. Not that I won't eat them, but I have no real desire to get or make them. Maybe it's my Scandinavian heritage, but I prefer local desserts and cakes. I feel about cupcakes the same way I do pie. It's an American food for an American way of life. Kinda like Corn Dogs.

 

[Skorpyo]

Okay folks: here's the deal.
1. This is a pony thread.
2. "Cupcakes" is the name of a MLP fanfic.
3. Whatever you do, don't read it.
4. Urgh76 is a sick, sick individual.

Ah yes, the "Gore Fic".

wow, sounds serious...

Well, I haven't managed to find it yet, but from the pictures I've found, it has something to do with Pinkie Pie (the pink one from Urgh76's avatar) wearing a gown made from the flesh of other ponies, and doing something nasty with the fillies (child ponies) concerning lots of blood and tounging. With eyeballs.

Uhhh... I just became a little nauseous from just reading that small description.

Must... resist... urge... to... Google...

See my above post, roughly 5 posts up. I go into some minor details.

I prefer muffins, myself. Most cupcakes taste like over-frosted birthday cakes, whereas muffins offer a wide variety of tasty flavors.

Wait, ponies, what? What the fuck is this sudden creepy obsession with ponies on the Escapist? THEY ARE EVERYWHERE SOMEBODY EXPLAIN PLEASE

OP is trolling. It concerns a "My Little Pony" Gore-fan-fic.

 

[GraveeKing]

Cupcakes disappoint me. I eat them, I enjoy the taste, feel happy, get the sugar rush... then don't get +50hp for the next 30seconds of my life....

 

[darkfire613]

OH MY GOD WHAT DID I JUST READ...

*retreats to cower in corner*

And Rainbow Dash was my favorite too...

 

[Easton Dark]

And Rainbow Dash was my favorite too...

She's everybody's favorite now.

FLAVOR THAT IS.

OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD.

 

[XzarTheMad]

Ah, I get it. It's a gore-porn fanfic. How charming. Read part of it, seemed quite stupid. Kinda like those SAW or Hostel movies. Good if you wanna reinforce how much of a burly manly-man you are, to make sure you don't accidentally end up gay. Because reading gory stuff and not being sick is MANLY! HAAAAA!

 

[Gaiseric]

I'd like to meet the man who doesn't like cupcakes. I'd have a few choice words for him.

Like "Why" and "not." And possibly "cupcakes."

Yo.
I'm ready for those words.

 

[Kaltazraza]

Chocolate. There should be chocolate in everything.

 

[jamescorck]

Ponies in The Escapist. This just got 20% cooler.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

I like cupcakes. I read the story and thought it was disturbing, but I wouldn't have watched the show if I hadn't read the story first.

 

[FamoFunk]

I prefer a chocolate muffis because I like to warm them up so the chocolate is a bit melted.

Cupcakes don't really do anything for me.

 

[BoosterGold]

CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hide the children, hide the grown men obsessed with a show about technicolor horses.
Its the Mother Fraking Apocalypse.

I! HATE! YOU! SARGENT! SPRINKLES!

 

[Scarim Coral]

Meh I have the will power to not read that story (or maybe it's the fact I don't like gore much). I will not let my innocent for my love for the ponies to be tarnish!
It's the same reason I never ever check out the human centipede and 2 girls and 1 cup.

 

[Best of the 3]

They taste good, wish they were bigger though, but that is the muffin. Do love a good blueberry cupcake.

 

[darthotaku]

I like cupcakes. Preferably with pink frosting.

EDIT: ok, I just read the fanfic. I no longer like cupcakes.
I was eating a cupcake when I started reading it. who would write such a thing?

 

[Urgh76]

I added a hint of Pheonix Down in these cupcakes with this post