Curiosity Rover to Aggravate Martians With Pop Music

[Lord Draenor]

Oh God Why?!

 

[Trilliandi]

This is what I love about you humanity, always so quick to seek your own destruction. At this point they're just asking for it. If we're lucky they'll only invade long enough to destroy all of the popular modern musicians. Hell, even just destroying modern Pop music would be good enough for me...

 

[DugMachine]

inb4 the giant aliens made entirely of ears interpret this as an act of war and destroy us.

 

[frobalt]

I'm all for it, in fact I think we should send Will.i.am and the rest of the Black Eyed Peas to Mars so they can do a live performance. And never come back.

After hearing the song, I've heard the Martians are pretty pissed and are building up a fleet.

I estimate that their ships will reach earth some time around the winter solstice.

What, you mean December 21st 2012?

Looks like the Mayans were right- wait a second, Mayan... Martian. It's a sign!

Indeed I do.

If this actually happens then I am seriously going to regret that joke.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

Why the fuck are we effectively letting Wil.I.Am make first contact?

What the fuck is this shit?

NASA suck man.

 

[duchaked]

first we zap them with lasers and then we resort to psychological warfare? those Martians don't stand a chance :}

 

[piinyouri]

What happened to Anthrax?


Anyway, when is the little tyke going to start sending the high resolution color photos?

 

[DuskServent]

How about instead, we just play this.


It fits much more better.

 

[Moth_Monk]

What did you his name was, again? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKiTW4J8NkQ]

Now, if I were responsible for choosing the music for the Curiosity mission, for irony's sake alone, it would have been Jeff Wayne's "Eve of the War".

Yes! That would have been truly epic. You have won internet points

 

[notimeforlulz]

So why are we bringing psychological warfare to bare on these martians? Do they not know the repercussions? I imagine some time after we will receive an ultimatum from the martians: deliver Will.I.Am to use to die or your species will perish.

 

[FantomOmega]

Oh god... if I was an alien species. Hearing a bad Will I am pop song could possibly switch a species from the "Make contact with" to "Exterminate" list.

Let's hope these aliens have horrible taste.

If they decide to play ANY song of Lil Wayne we. are. DOOMED