Daily Drop: Barbie

[wildpeaks]

Aww, from the start I thought it would never break (and seems it hasn't, even on the third drop)and was hoping for some crowbar action (...now that I think about it, that sounds like a codename for Half-Life porn...)(not that I'd be against such a thing either... )

 

[wildpeaks]

A daily drop has never creeped me out this much.......

Not even that one ?
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/daily-drop/2695-Best-of-Koosh

 

[Dooly95]

Guys, crowbar wouldn't have done anything, aside from maybe dislocating her head joint from her body.

I guess I'll put this one down to a bad choice of drop subject.

 

[BlackKitsune89]

Lols, funny leg physics there.

 

[DarkShadow144]

when I saw the video on the home page I said "Crowbar time, *****!" But,sadly, there was no crowbar. Needs more Crowbar!

 

[latenightapplepie]

She clearly deserved that. For her ridiculously unattainable physical proportions.

 

[Rad Party God]

Meh, should've been crowbar'd.

Seriously, those things were made just for that, dropping them and throwing them away.

 

[Aftershock]

"After suffering from two massively fractured ankles, Barbie never walked the runway again, falling to drugs and prostitution before dying in an alleyway, alone and forgotten."

 

[AWDMANOUT]

Watching Barbie take the plunge got this insipid little earworm stuck in my head.

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And now it shall be stuck in yours! Muuuaaahahahahaha!

Oh, hey, a video. *click*
Wait... NOOO!!!!

But it is too late. The play button has already been pressed.
And what follows is... unspeakable.

 

[Jovlo]

Hehe, bend it like Barbie...

 

[Painted Battleship]

Didn't she make those face plants look fabulous?

Face Plant Barbie. The next big thing.

 

[Dana22]

Ouch, broken ankles.

 

[SextusMaximus]

I decided to watch this show after not having tuned in for a while.

Not good. At all; are the ideas all gone or was this just a bad pick?

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Oh god get off my screen you web-footed monster!

Then I realised it was the barbie

 

[Norix596]

Hah, Barbie has defeated the Daily Drop.

 

[LandoCristo]

So that's what happens to us when we fall feet first from an obviously greater scaled height. Tools should be added and you can call it the Daily Drop Armory. Stock it with a Cinder Block, Sledge Hammer, Fire Axe, Claw Hammer, Chainsaw, Blowtorch, Sword, and Dagger.

Do want! And it would still be staying true to the theme of the show (E.G. dropping things).

 

[RedMagic]

Wow, her lower legs sure can bend. If she were a real person her shin bone would have been snapped in half.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Crowbar whackjobs, SHUT UP. You're completely missing the point of the series. It's "dropping stuff in slow motion". That's it. Dropping stuff. Slow motion. Science. The idea is merely to see WHATEVER happens. They're just doing it for shits and giggles. Get over yourselves and watch ACTUAL SCIENCE.

They'll use the damn crowbar when they WANT to use the damn crowbar!

but...but i wike the crowbar.

=P

But I see your point. I liked today's! Oh wow I sorta cringed when I saw the ankles just fold backwards!

But I did have an idea! Maybe you could put it in a brace. Then take a iron bar, or a brick or something heavy. Then drop it on it. So you could watch is contort and warp under the pressure. I dunno I think it would be cool!

 

[SmileyBat]

NEVER LOCK YOUR KNEES.

 

[mikespoff]

Although it REALLY needed a hefty dose of crowbar. Seeing the epic face-plant with head whipping into the ground was amusing.

Yeah, the legs bending was ok, but they really should have gone with the crowbar.