Daily Drop: Durian
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Ah, the durian. What memories of that beast I have. The first time I experienced a durian, was in fact, when it was disguised as a wafer cookie. My dad and I used to have a tradition a few years ago, to go the chinese grocery, and try something new. Well, my dad found the durian wafers, which sounded exotic, and perfect for our purpose. So when we got back to the car, he cracked open the package. Which of course, filled the car with a sudden offensive smell, kinda like sewage. Now, normally people would have thrown it out, but we rationalized that it couldn't possibly "taste" that bad. Well we were wrong. The end result was me opening the car door and gagging off the side, with my dad sitting there, stunned with a piece of the wafer melting in his mouth. I couldn't believe how foul it was, but dad was braver as he decided to chew and swallow the one piece he had bitten out of the wafer. He threw out the rest.
Though the interesting part is, that around 6 hours later. After drinking some coke, he burped to himself. Though before he could say "excuse me" he let out a sound of pain and disgust. The smell of durian was potent in that expelled air. He couldn't believe that it would have remained as it was, for so long. After the supper, the desert, and the coke. It still remained pure. Though, we decided to have fun with this. He brought some of the wafers to his work place for the guys. I did the same, and humorous moments were had
. I should send my dad this video, to remind him of what we learned that day. If it smells like it is, the it will taste like it is, lol! We laugh about that incident from time to time. It just never gets old.
Though the interesting part is, that around 6 hours later. After drinking some coke, he burped to himself. Though before he could say "excuse me" he let out a sound of pain and disgust. The smell of durian was potent in that expelled air. He couldn't believe that it would have remained as it was, for so long. After the supper, the desert, and the coke. It still remained pure. Though, we decided to have fun with this. He brought some of the wafers to his work place for the guys. I did the same, and humorous moments were had
. I should send my dad this video, to remind him of what we learned that day. If it smells like it is, the it will taste like it is, lol! We laugh about that incident from time to time. It just never gets old.
O this is such a delicious fruit (Any Malaysian would agree)
Also really good at clearing out a room XD
(Any Malaysian would agree)Also really good at clearing out a room XD
Be happy they got rid of that!! Durian is probably the nastiest tasting fruit in the history of the world! DIE YOU EVIL FRUIT DIE!!! Then again Starfruits are pretty bad as well...Pirate Kitty said:
Fox McCloud: "I can't let you do that"Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
That poor soul...another one claimed by the awful Durian
Im sorry to confuse you, but if you see a Skeleton in a cloak carrying a scythe knocking at your door I suggest you start eating a Holy citrus fruit....oh and ask him if my deal with him is still valid XDEphraim J. Witchwood said:Buh?Madara XIII said:
'Kay... I'm gonna go hide in a closet naow.... >_> *runs*[/quote]Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
Hehehe nah but seriously how can you eat that?
What the heck kind of crazy moon-fruit is that?! I see from others' postings (and your own subtitle) that it smells like rotten butt, so what brilliant plant thought that would be a good seed-transportation-mechanism? It really doesn't look like something I'd want to eat -- in fact, it looks like something I'd want to burn to make sure no creepy alien babies came out of it! Or giant spiders. Or trolls... really, I can't think of anything good that would come out of something that looked like that.
I was hoping it would last for another two drops to unleash the crowbar man but split clean open on the second drop. Sounds like a real nasty fruit.