Daily Drop: Fruitcake

[LittleChone]

Looks like that fruit cake...

...just got unwrapped.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yankeedoodles]

Woo! Crowbar!! XD

What are the green things in the cake?

Skittles

 

[Mullahgrrl]

I dont get why people dont like Fruit cake. I had it once, its not that bad. I still get one from my friend's mom, even though I never eat all of it.

I love fruitcake, its like soft-gingerbread with little pieces of fruit and raisind in it to keep it fresh.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I dont get why people dont like Fruit cake. I had it once, its not that bad. I still get one from my friend's mom, even though I never eat all of it.

I love fruitcake, its like soft-gingerbread with little pieces of fruit and raisind in it to keep it fresh.

Exactly. well, my mom uses Chocolate Cake mix, but thats cause for some reason I cant handle gingerbread without feeling like my intestines are being turned inside out. But yeah, and yet it gets all that crap.

 

[Mullahgrrl]

I dont get why people dont like Fruit cake. I had it once, its not that bad. I still get one from my friend's mom, even though I never eat all of it.

I love fruitcake, its like soft-gingerbread with little pieces of fruit and raisind in it to keep it fresh.

Exactly. well, my mom uses Chocolate Cake mix, but thats cause for some reason I cant handle gingerbread without feeling like my intestines are being turned inside out. But yeah, and yet it gets all that crap.

I get that with tripe.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I dont get why people dont like Fruit cake. I had it once, its not that bad. I still get one from my friend's mom, even though I never eat all of it.

I love fruitcake, its like soft-gingerbread with little pieces of fruit and raisind in it to keep it fresh.

Exactly. well, my mom uses Chocolate Cake mix, but thats cause for some reason I cant handle gingerbread without feeling like my intestines are being turned inside out. But yeah, and yet it gets all that crap.

I get that with tripe.

I've heard of what tripe is. I dont think i could stomach it regardless.

 

[The Random One]

Looks like fruitcake lives up to its reputation of sturdiness.

My favourite part was the rewind of the fall. It looked like the fruitcake just got up, shook itself off, and leapt towards the sun.

 

[bawkbawkboo1]

I don't think perennial works in that sentence. Christmas happens once a year.

 

[tahrey]

Fruitcakes are nomular, particularly alcohol-soaked christmas cake...

I gotta ask though, how long's that one been hanging around? Those large green lumps in it can't be natural. If they're not mould, what the hell are they?!

 

[Calderon0311]

CROWBAR'D

 

[Twilight_guy]

Nothing can kill the fruitcake, it is immortal! *crowbar* No, wait... it's not.

 

[RTR]

Nothing like a perfect excuse to go Gordon Freeman on a fruitcake's ass.

 

[Hijinx]

Oooh... that video made me feel really hungry.

Unfortunately, I've had too many bad experiences with hard, stale fruitcake. Somebody give me that crowbar!

 

[fanklok]

That went exactly as expected

 

[Wandrecanada]

Awww you got me Crowbar for the holiday... How did you know?

 

[Folio]

That's it, I'm going to make armor out of fruit cake. That way I'll be indestructable!

 

[Terrified Android]

Fucks sake's!

I swear that damned crowbar is better than sex! hit that shit!!

 

[unacomn]

You should do a spin-off, The Daily Crowbar.

 

[Little Duck]

AND IIIIII

WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOVVVVVEEEE YOUUUU

CROWBAR!!!