A few things:
First, not much you could do with this one. I doubt a crowbar would have much effect. I didn't even expect lard to be dropped.
Second...
The_root_of_all_evil said:
Okay, that has to be the CREEPIEST picture I'll EVER see. There's no way I'm quoting the picture itself.
Third, the lard DID remind me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqts74xfyvc
(Edited because embedding it here was disabled)
And finally, an action figure tomorrow? Won't make any predictions, but can't wait to see how this will turn out...