Whatever. I never had one of those fat original PlayStations.
I did, however, have a smaller, slimmer PSOne once. Got the mini-screen attachment for it too. Also owned a fat PS2. And I still have my slimline PS2. But I never had a fat PlayStation.
I liked how that one little gear spun through the air after the crowbar.
Oh, speaking of PlayStation destruction, I once read a story from some guy who had worked at a game store or something like that... This chick told him that she wanted to return her PlayStation... said it wouldn't play this game she tried to play... I think she actually broke it while trying to play it...
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It was a NINTENDO 64 CARTRIDGE. Facepalm away, people.