Daily Mail-o-matic

[TheRightToArmBears]

'IS CANCER GIVING THE ROYAL FAMILY CANCER'

Well, it does seem like the kind of thing cancer would do... Sneaky bastard cancer.

I love this, it's fantastic. It's not like most of these things where you get some good lines, but every single line is completely hilarious.

'IS THE BBC HAVING SEX WITH ENGLAND?'
Well, they were in the 70's.

 

[Ahiru77]

COULD FEMINISM HURT BRITISH JUSTICE?

Awesome.

 

[Evil Smurf]

HAVE THE GERMANS STOLEN FROM YOU?

YES, YES THEY DID, THEY STOLE MY SUNBATHING SPOT!

I've seen that video

 

[Korolev]

HAVE CYCLISTS STOLE THE IDENTITY OF BRITAIN'S SWANS!?

That's a pretty good one. 5th one.

WILL LESBIANS MOLEST THE MEMORY OF DIANA? - that one I could imagine being on the frontpage of the Daily Mail.

HAVE MUSLIMS GIVEN PENSIONERS SWINE FLU!? - Wow, it's like it predicts the future content of the daily mail.....