Damn you Disney!

[Harley Q]

To cut a long story short, I am baby-sitting my little cousins tomorrow, which is fine, they are relatively well behaved and if they are not then I get to order them about like a drill sergeant.

One small problem, I know that I am going to have to sit through High School Musical again, well at least there are three to choose from. Well maybe I'll be lucky and they'll play Hannah Montana instead. Help me

Everytime I watch any of that crap I get physically enraged, I used to enjoy Disney, you know back when they actually made good films. I feel like Disney has just given me the finger and spat on my childhood. Anyone else feel that something from their childhood has betrayed them? Excuse me as I prepare myself for the impending doom.

 

[furry-ryuu-ken]

Ear plugs, or fire.
Ether way solves the problem, ones less violent though.

 

[lee1287]

Suggest another disney film? Or Pixar?

im 19 and i will watch WALL.E over and over and over.

 

[ESCAPIST DELETE THIS ACCOUNT]

I would suggest you murder them but its not strictly legal..........
so watch something like toy story, toy story wont betray you

 

[Berserker119]

Suggest another disney film? Or Pixar?

im 19 and i will watch WALL.E over and over and over.

Man, it doesn't matter how old you are, Pixar never gets old. The Incredibles is still one of my moms favourite movies!

 

[ESCAPIST DELETE THIS ACCOUNT]

Ear plugs, or fire.
Ether way solves the problem, ones less violent though.

Or you could have on fire ear plugs

 

[GrimTuesday]

Suicide is always an option but make sure to do it on either wood flooring or linoleum. Brains are just so hard to get out of carpet.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Watch something Pixar. You can't go wrong with Pixar.

Alternatively show them an older Disney movie, like... Treasure Planet maybe?

 

[fearofsleep]

pixar is god
speaking to us through brilliant movies
try suggesting that

 

[KaiRai]

Madagascar.

I'm 19 and it's still awesome. 1 or 2 is fine, they're both as good as each other.

 

[Lolth17]

The Princess and the Frog was pretty good actually. Try them on that?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Quick! Go to a video store and get some of their good movies! Like Great Mouse Detective, Lion King, Aladin, etc...or just get the entire first season of Darkwing Duck. No sane child would dislike that show!

 

[Salviar]

Lol just tell them that Zac Efron likes to look at half-naked girls and they will think he has koodies and stop wanting to watch him.
(It's funny 'cause it's true.)

 

[Marmooset]

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. Then tell them he's a friend of yours.

They'll do whatever you say.

 

[imnot]

Watch something Pixar. You can't go wrong with Pixar.

Alternatively show them an older Disney movie, like... Treasure Planet maybe?

i loved that film, but yeah show them the matrix or something.

 

['Aredor]

Alternatively show them an older Disney movie, like... Treasure Planet maybe?

Out of over 70 years of Disney movies, Treasure Planet is not only "an older" one but also the best one you can recommend?

Show them Dumbo, Peter Pan, The Sword in the Stone, the Jungle Book, Aristocats, Lady and the Tramp, or maybe even the Little Mermaid or Aladdin. Or Pixar, as some of the others said.

 

[Evil the White]

Pixar. It's the only thing that they're doing right.