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What can I say? I'm an asshole!Josh123914 said:
I think the context of what people say is important, which is why I am personally ok with these jokes. I know I don't hate women or people different to me (skin colour, sexual orientation, gender etc) so these are just jokes, sticks and stones and all that but I get other people are effected by these things.
What do you call a room that is entirely empty, aside from a single claw hammer?
Brother gave me that one, still cracks me up. XD
A self-service abortion clinic
Brother gave me that one, still cracks me up. XD
Well I can't really give a warning if it made me laugh.omega 616 said:
Like I said, as long as it's in good fun, you're alright.
they all seem reasonable within this thread to me.Why are they erecting a barrier around Palestine? All the Phosphorous is starting to leech into the banks.
Where is the Paul Walker driving school? Same street as the Phil Hartman marriage counselors, the Satoru Iwata plumbing company, and the the the Natalie Woods swimming classes.
What do you call a smart, successful Black man? A ******!
A monkey walks up to a podium, and the song Hail to the Chief starts playing.
How many guys can you fit in Volkswagon's new car? 105: two in the front, three in the back, 100 in the ashtray.
A captain tells his cabin boy, "I don't trust the crew: I think it's a bunch of faggots. Spy on it for me." He waits a while, then the cabin boy comes back and says, "you're right: I tasted shit on their dicks.
What is the difference between Henry Kissinger and Roosevelt? Henry Kissinger knows you should not stop bombing Asians.
My favorite limerick: "My name is Rick N; I am a Mexican who make five dollar a day; I give it to Lucy; she give me some pussy; she take me three dollar away.
A priest is wandering around Japan when some gook says, "Sucky fucky, five dorral, G.I.Joe!" He asks an American nun what sucky fucky is, and she says, "five dorral!
Do you know how to find the bathtubs in Africa? None of the residents do!
Where is the Paul Walker driving school? Same street as the Phil Hartman marriage counselors, the Satoru Iwata plumbing company, and the the the Natalie Woods swimming classes.
What do you call a smart, successful Black man? A ******!
A monkey walks up to a podium, and the song Hail to the Chief starts playing.
How many guys can you fit in Volkswagon's new car? 105: two in the front, three in the back, 100 in the ashtray.
A captain tells his cabin boy, "I don't trust the crew: I think it's a bunch of faggots. Spy on it for me." He waits a while, then the cabin boy comes back and says, "you're right: I tasted shit on their dicks.
What is the difference between Henry Kissinger and Roosevelt? Henry Kissinger knows you should not stop bombing Asians.
My favorite limerick: "My name is Rick N; I am a Mexican who make five dollar a day; I give it to Lucy; she give me some pussy; she take me three dollar away.
A priest is wandering around Japan when some gook says, "Sucky fucky, five dorral, G.I.Joe!" He asks an American nun what sucky fucky is, and she says, "five dorral!
Do you know how to find the bathtubs in Africa? None of the residents do!
What do a fat white woman and a brick have in common?
They'll both eventually get laid by a Mexican
I tried to come up with a rape joke for this topic but I just couldn't, they all sound kinda forced.