Dead Baby Stamina Pills

[DJDarque]

Why use dead babies? They're terrible distance runners!

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I probably shouldn't have laughed at that as much as I did. XD

 

[Guilherme Zoldan]

Gross but not morally bad. Well, if they only use stillborn and aborted babies that is.

 

[Signa]

Baby Powder: You're doing it wrong.

 

[Yegargeburble]

Huh.

I... um... huh. That's interesting.

Aside from the ethical ramifications, do the pills actually work?

I mean, apparently this is never done without consent of the mother (though I never trust something I read on the internet...), but you'd think grinding up dead babies / abortions / placenta would be illegal. Again, huh.

 

[tycho0042]

ugh once again china just appalls me. First I thought it was freak issue with those kids selling their children to support their gaming habits now the GOVERNMENT is selling baby ashes?! Good god...

 

[Icehearted]

Is this like the start of soylent green?

My thoughts are, yes.

 

[Alphakirby]

I loled.

Just because of all the dead baby jokes I've heard and never taken anything seriously as a result.

I suppose if they are already dead babies it's not morally wrong anyhows so I'm indifferent.
But China might get a new stereotype for eating dead babies.

You mean like how the stereotype has them eating cats.
But yeah,in a few more years I'll be screaming SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!!!
At least if things keep up like this.

 

[thiosk]

There were christian groups circulating a story about "dead fetus soup" being served in china-- a dead baby boy fetus was going for thousands of dollars, and dead baby girl soup was a relative bargain at only 500 or so.

I didn't believe it, at the time, because its too crazy. And I figured the UN or somebody would have freaked out.

But then this shows up, and to be honest, I'm not surprised.

 

[Gaiseric]

Whoa...whoa...whoa.

That's real creepy. It just reminded me of Soylent Green.

 

[Averant]

China's Dead Baby pills: The pinnacle of the recycle industry.

 

[Skorpyo]

...

Well then, time to turn the internet off.

 

[electric_warrior]

Really?

If this is real, that's shocking, but I somehow doubt it is.

 

[Venereus]

So, communists DO eat babies after all...

 

[Ruedyn]

Sounds like stem cell research? I think it's fake but if it isn't I assume baseball might stop using steroids soon. Silver lining .

 

[AvsJoe]

Oh China... you so crazy.

I'm calling it: SHENANIGANS.

Here's hoping. But its questionable veracity is not gonna stop me from posting it on my Facebook wall and grossing out/pissing off my friends and familia.

 

[Zaik]

Maybe I'm just not getting it, nothing clarifies whether the dead baby pills actually had any noticeable effect on stamina.

I don't care that already dead babies are ground up into pills - I want to know if dead babies ground up into pills can increase your stamina.

 

[Jodah]

Hmmm...I am so desensitized to the cruelty that humanity can commit that my first thought was "Well...Do they work?"

 

[Twilight_guy]

Submitted by "unknown"? ...Is that you Satan?

I don't know if this is true (It could be) but that seems really... odd. I'm not sure what their marketing campaign is but I sure hope it doesn't describe the process of making the pills or show the main ingredient being processed (actually I think that kind of commercial might be effective at achieving the opposite as the promised results of the pills).