Dead Man Impregnates Woman

[Dogstile]

She can't sue them surely? That's surely some sort of crime.

Edit: Actually, I just read the name of the website. Psh, was better when I didn't know it was satire.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

"In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man?s estate for child support."

I burst out laughing after reading that. Otherwise I am at a complete loss for words.

Seems reasonable enough, by which I mean I can see a jury deciding that she needs the financial support for the child in spite of the fact the man clearly had no say in the matter.

I am curious however. Have there been any examples of a female raping a male, becoming pregnant and then suing for child support? Because, if so, I think I might implode.

 

[steeple]

I have the perfect response:


seriously though, this is creepy...

 

[steeple]

damn.... double post

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Well, I guess the child support check isn't going to come anytime soon...

*Badum tsh!*

 

[ReservoirAngel]

You've gotta be fucked up in the head to do this. "huh, this corpse just got an erection...i know what to do!"

then to ask for child support!? yeah well done love. good luck getting child support from the family of the recently deceased man you mounted and defiled.

 

[Mukil]

Well I am thinking she cant get child support because you can argue that it was rape? Since he didn't consent to it.
Ok i think i missed the main point so. Let me get my reaction right:
Wat the hellll????

 

[Macheteswordgun]

Gonna ninja abiet its late.


lol wut????

 

[ReservoirAngel]

The main thing of this for me is...why would she tell her doctor she rode a corpse's joystick?

She could have just said it was a random one-night stand, but instead she openly admits to necrophilia? WTF is this woman's issue?

 

[CrysisCore]

A grand troll effort, however I also saw an article entitled "Constitutional Amendment Proposed to Extend Rights for Fat People.

 

[SnipErlite]

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man?s estate for child support.

WHAT? How can she do that?! What the fuck. this is both disgusting and ridiculous. She should be being sued for rape >.< God damn people are stupid sometimes.

[sub][sub]I know it's a joke, my reaction is also a joke [/sub][/sub]

 

[likalaruku]

I blame the Necromancers.

 

[internetzealot1]

Way to tell your doctor and get yourself caught, you dumb *****.

 

[lokun489]

Rape=/=child support

 

[Kirkby]

0.o what the fuck!
How the fuck is that even possible... What the fuck ?

Dont worry its not possible = P Its a fake article

 

[Stormz]

haaa you almost had me there. I was thinking about fucked this was and then realized the name of the site. Good one.

 

[SnipErlite]

That is strange, amazing and completely fucked up

Almost too amazing to be true, huh.....

I'm am very interested in how this child will turn out, surely it should be at least mildly affected by having a dead parent, preconception.

I imagine it'll turn out just as badly as all those other sardonic reports of post-mortem erection-babies....