Dead Man Impregnates Woman

[CplDustov]

she would essentially be suing a rape victim, for being raped.

not sure what to say.... but I hadnt thought of it that way... a really good point...
obivously the victim in this case himself didn't suffer... well I've never died so who knows.... it's a different kind of rape altogether... but essentially yes she would be sueing the victim.. or at least ... his family...
I ... my sympathies go out to the family of this man.
I think .. I don't know what to think. this is a very... weird state of affairs.

 

[CrashBang]

....I am too stunned and too tipsy to give a decent reply beyond WTF?

Ditto... This is not the kind of thing a semi-wasted person wants to read before going to sleep and yet here I am getting nightmare ideas by the handful

 

[TheWwwizard]

This is simply priceless. I applaud these people for writing this.

 

[BenzSmoke]

Ugh, I really didn't need to know that. :-(

 

[Zayren]

Something doesn't add up. The doctor called the police? Violation of confidentiality, much?

 

[klaynexas3]

i can't wait to see that baby, it's probably gonna be really fucked up

 

[Gigaguy64]

Ahhhhhh satirical news site.....

So in later news.

Tolololololololololololol lul.

Nice work man... eet wus sucksays.

What are you serious!?

I was trolled....HARD.

 

[Weslebear]

That was hilarious until I noticed it was just a satirical site, this is the sort of news I want to be able to laugh at daily.

 

[swolf]

It's a satirical news site, not unlike the Onion. You can keep your faith in humanity, for now.

Just sit back and watch. This is a live demonstration of how myths and lies become history and legend. Kinda a microcosm if you think about it.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I'd hope the kid doesn't come out gnawing on the doctor's wrist.

I was genuinely surprised at first, but then I lol'd.

 

[ENKC]

Dear Lord, how hard do you people fail at being trolled? If you take this BLATANTLY OBVIOUS JOKE seriously I worry about your faculties of reason.

 

[Gigaguy64]

Ahhhhhh satirical news site.....

So in later news.

Tolololololololololololol lul.

Nice work man... eet wus sucksays.

What are you serious!?

I was trolled....HARD.

Lol

I know.

It had me going. Then I just kept re-reading the article. All the subtle jokes, like 'mourning glory mortuary.' and calling the woman Marmaduke. Then it said she was essentially suing her rape victim.

This either has to be a joke. Or a supremely bad state of affairs.

But someone in the thread said the website is like 'the onion'

So, I fear we got trolled.

Hard.

Lol yea.
Reading some of the other articles also has me suspicious.
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=79
Hmmmmmmmm.

 

[w-Jinksy]

i think that this whole story qualifies for horribafuckus classification

 

[deathbydeath]

man, she just couldn't get laid, could she?

 

[Kimarous]

Fake story or not, that is still fucked up as all get-out!