Dead Man Impregnates Woman

[Daniel Ferguson]

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[Tartarga]

This reminds me of a conversation I had with an alchemy shop clerk in Oblivion.
Clerk: "Do you know the fine for necrophilia?
You: "I believe the first offense is 500 gold."
Clerk: "Oh that much better than back home."

I believe it went something like that. But in all seriousness this is by far the most fucked up thing i've ever heard of, and yet all the news channels will most likely let it slip through the cracks and report yet another story of a deer wandering into a restaurant.

 

[Syphous]

How do some of you not realize this is a joke? Seriously. DeadSeriousNews.com? Really guys? "Mourning Glory Mortuary"? It's only for lulz there fellas.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

I just.. I.. don't have words to describe this pure act of stupidity.

 

[sneakypenguin]

Seriously ppl, have you never taken biology ? Does the site name of "dead serious news" or whatever it was not give it away? The comments to this are hysterical.

 

[Dango]

Damn fake article, I was really interested reading it.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Where in the fucking brain did the neurons of this woman transmit the necessary information to give this woman the thought that having sex with a dead dude was a good idea? That's a DEAD GUY, we don't have sex with dead guys. We bury them and never, ever, ever, ever ,ever, ever, EVER touch them again. Is that to hard to understand or was this a night of experimentation with hard drugs and beer for her?

 

[My name is Fiction]

Leaving the obvious elephant in the room alone for a moment, if she raped him, how can she demand child support after...?

Now, on the the elephant, waaaah? The hell is wrong with this women (apart from the obvious answer of necrophilia)?! Also, I'm am very interested in how this child will turn out, surely it should be at least mildly affected by having a dead parent, preconception.

um....

[too distracted by the breakdancing cat]

....WTF

 

[Aidinthel]

I know it's been said several times, but I'm really amazed so many people don't realize this is obviously fake.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

-Edit snip-

I hate these articles. I really, really do.

 

[SnipErlite]

a night of experimentation with hard drugs and beer for her?

More like a night of parodical news stories

 

[Warforger]

In other news, DeLonte West admits to having had sex with LeBron James's mom, and Al-Qaeda laughs at Lesbians luring in moms.

 

[Blunderman]

Desecrating the dead is rather pointless. I mean, who cares? They're dead.

 

[Silver Patriot]

I know the article was fake, but I am really surprised how nobody on the first page brought up how what didn't happen shouldn't be physically possible. He was dead, not even recently dead. It just can't happen.

 

[wammnebu]

Was his name Sarapis?

 

[open trap]

I thought docters were supposed to keep to them selfs what patience tell them, is it wrong that that is the first thing i thought of?

 

[WeOwnTheSky]

Um. Wow...

 

[Flunk]

No were near as shocking as this one. Who know bin Laden was willing to help out a buddy like this?

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=624

 

[kouriichi]

I think im going to LAWL myself to sleep tonight.

She has the nerve to want child support from a dead man because she got pregnant after she raped his non-living corpse?!?

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

Good luck charging his estate for Child support. You just raped a dead man's corpse, your argument is null and void (and your also a sick twisted freak)

EDIT: Damn, t'was a fake.