Dead Man Impregnates Woman

[Gritimo The Odd]

I admit i was one of the ones fooled at first, thinking that this has jumped the sic train to wrongsville with the first stop being Vomit City. Then reading the rest of the site i realized it was fake and greatly relieved.

 

[Nieroshai]

If this wasn't from a site I'd already been on for lulz, I'd first stare blankly at the screen and wonder how that's even possible... then check if it was on a joke site. Then I'd respond that it's funny but messed up as hell.

 

[10zack986]

Dear god, Children of the Dead Seed.

 

[Nieroshai]

It seems that at least half of the responders forgot Rule 33. Seriously, if you are confused or perturbed by anything AT ALL,

LURK MOAR

 

[spartan773]

what... in the fuck?!

 

[TheLaofKazi]

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?page_id=2

"Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional."

 

[Aethren]

I'm loving how so many people in here are taking the news seriously, that's even funnier than the article.

 

[Sulgoth]

Yeah... its been done... go read Steven Erikson's book series the Malazan book of the Fallen, you'll see.

 

[deathmetalfan]

3 things popped in to my mind when I finished reading this article.
1. Wow...
2. That's a completely messed up situation, I mean, yes, it's creepy that she had sex with a corpse, but honestly, what went through her mind when she saw this guy had an erect penis? Fucking it couldn't have been the first thing that went through (unless it was, in which case a girl friend of mine will worship this woman... don't ask), if I honestly had that happen to me first thing I'd do is call someone in and ask for help with it to try and keep it down.
3. A few people who read that article must have thought this, "Is she hot? She should get off if she's hot." But then again, I use the word people a little too heavily when it comes to Trolls.
Anyway, that's messed up and now I'm going to be having dreams about dead and women having sex with my corpse, thanks so much rancher of monsters, it's not like my dreams had to taunt the fact I'm not getting any now, hahaha.

 

[Tokkobot]

The fact that so many people think these obvious satire joke news are real makes them so much more funny. Just like any Onion News videos comments.

 

[Isalan]

Possibly the most shocking thing about this thread is the number of people who thought it was real XD

Dead men can't spooge.

 

[Dgxphyrefightx]

I find it funny that you believed this... that was John-Fucking-Locke of Lost in that coffin....LOL

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Yeah....Except that's not actually true, is it?

 

[Wolfwind]

Hahaha, I almost fell for this until I read "Dead Serious News" subtitle, "The worlds only dead serious news source", and that last line about child support. Good stuff.

 

[CleverCover]

This is an awkward joke....
>.> .<

 

[Worgen]

if I wasnt drunk right now and finshed cumming for tonight, I think that would ahve killed my boner.... I hope I forget what the story was about when I wake up, I probably will, that will be nice

 

[Ameter]

Read the fully story here

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524

Is it messed up of me to want something like that to happen to me when I die? Not for any sexual thrill (I'd be dead afterall), but my friends would never stop telling that story and their children would tell the story and so on, and so on, until I was legendary. I'd be like the Hercules of post mortem rape.

Edit: It's not trolling if I didn't realize it was fake at the moment I posted it

I'm sorry, but I have to fall on the ground and roll over laughing my fucking ass off if you didn't get that it wasn't serious.

 

[Ameter]

Jeusus.... people on here really don't comprehend the notion of

don't believe everything you fucking read (paraphrased)

jesus fucking christ.


I'm an astrophysicist, but I don't expect you to believe it without proof, nor should you. Don't you ever tire of making yourself look like you didn't learn how to breathe until you were ten?

 

[scorptatious]

"Mommy, what was Daddy like?"

"Well Timmy, all I can say about your father is that he was a stiff."

Bad puns aside, what's really messed up is that the child is going to be half dog when it's born.

 

[lacktheknack]

NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE.