Deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

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eyesonflux

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[/quote] Dropped a large boulder on my friends head split open and had to go to the hospital. There was a new hole in our local parkw it the boulder in it. So i lifted it up he looked in and i slipped and dropped it on his head.

Same friend years later playing in his house tripped him and cracked his head of a dresser draws....head bleeding slit open. Hospital again.

Die ten years later drowing in a river.[/quote]

Drowned? That's horrible what caused him to drown? If it's ok to ask.
 

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eyesonflux said:
What is the deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

Mine happened maybe 8 years ago when i was training Karate with my friend we decided to take a match with no holding back to see who is better. Couple of blocks and dodges later i did a maegeri (regular kick) right into his stomach area my friend fell to the ground and after a little while he started saying that he wasn't feeling all right and left home.

2 Days later i heard that his intestine had burst(?) and he was in a hospital.
Because of that i got expelled from my Karate club and got a life time ban and my friend didn't want to have anything to do with me after that point.
That was... ill-advised at best, I'm afraid. I've never gone all-out in fights against my friends or sparring partners, only against tournament opponents (what few of them I've encountered).

Anyway, Thai Boxing match, broke an arm and a collar bone. Got my ribs broken in my next fight so go me...
 

Palademon

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In Primary school people were playing a game where we knocked eachother over by rugby tackling.
So I joined and immediately broke someone's wrist...
 

electric_warrior

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In a rugby game someone tried tackling me and succeeded, but my kneecap hit theirs and broke their kneecap. He was rolling around in agony, his leg rapidly turned purple and got much bigger. His kneecap was also, and quite visibly, in two or more pieces. I, for my part, had to sit down for a minute but carried on fine after that.

I guess I was made of sterner stuff than him.

We actually sent three of their players to hospital in similar incidents during that game, they were just very fragile.
 

Iwata

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I cracked someone's skull when I punched him and he fell backwards into the curb. He deserved it, though.

Hey, I fell into a coma when my cousin pushed off the couch and I fell on my head, so...
 

the spud

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I once busted my dad's head open when I was on a backwards swing while playing golf.

They said I have great form.
 

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7moreDead said:
I severed 3 fingers off a friends hand...We're still cool though :D
This story needs some serious expanding = P Go on...

OT: Worst iv ever done is crack someones head of a wall... Not entirly deadly but i do have a sword in my bedroom and its only a matter of time before i get burgled....
 

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Can't think of anything too bad to add, though as a kid I did accidentally stab a classmate in the chin with a pencil. She had to get stitches and forever had a chin cleft...
 

eyesonflux

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SckizoBoy said:
That was... ill-advised at best, I'm afraid. I've never gone all-out in fights against my friends or sparring partners, only against tournament opponents (what few of them I've encountered).

Anyway, Thai Boxing match, broke an arm and a collar bone. Got my ribs broken in my next fight so go me...
Tournaments are great they have a really awesome atmosphere. Have you won any?

My biggest achievement was 4th place in a Nation wide tournament.
 

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Series of injuries (in a set amount of time) or just a single blow?

I once had a guy pull a .22 and I ended up puncturing an organ and breaking a rib with a six inch blade. And I gashed his forearm to the bone, severing a couple of tendons. Luckily for me the court ruled self-defense or I would prolly be writing this from a cell.

Unfortunately its not as bad-ass as it sounds. I only got three hits on him before he went down. And I almost got a bullet in me... There's that too.

And the worst injury I've received was a baseball bat to the back of the head. And it was very intentional.
 

Doucheus Maximus

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Intentionally? Stabbing a mugger to death with a pocket knife I had on me. (I didn't go nuts I only stabbed him a few times and he went down, I probably hit something vital)

Accidentally? I accidentally drove a nail via nail gun into my friend's hand while we were working on some wooden planks.
(Insert Jesus joke hre)
 

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I broke three of a guys ribs playing rugby, according to the doctor I later found out one was very close to puncturing a lung, which scared the crap out of me cause, although legally I was in the clear we had all signed contracts that held no liability to anyone for any injuries sustained. (Plus we're Canadian meaning no hospital bill anyway) But I would have felt horrible cause that would have ended the guys sports life.

However OP you have me beat on the deadliest part, i was close to a serious yet non fatal injury yours is pretty scary, however I'm sure it was an accident whereas because it is my goal to hurt the guy into being scared of hitting someone on my team you were just having fun.
 

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Uhh... slamming someone head-first into a wall. They got knocked out, if only for a short time. No big damage, we're out of that school now, we still talk occasionally.

Or that time I accidentally kneed another friend in the face during Judo training. Yes, Judo, the one where you don't kick or punch. No knockout, but it looked brutal.

Oh, and I slammed a glass door on my elder sister's face when I was 5. She was 11 or 12 I think. Got rushed to the hospital, still got a scar on her forehead. Although I think it looks pretty cool :p

...yeah, I'm a fucking horrible person.
 

Aris Khandr

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I got blamed for a kid breaking his arm once. I was playing on some monkeybars after school, and having fun jumping to the fourth rung, and then going on from there. A kid about three years younger than me tried to do the same, lost his grip and fell, breaking his arm. The school blamed me, probably because doing so would prevent them getting sued for negligence.

I also kicked one of my brother's friends in the crotch. I don't remember exactly why, but I do know that no one held it against me because whatever he had been doing, he most certainly deserved what he got.
 

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I once accidentally cracked a friend's head open by chucking a big tree limb and not seeing that he was in the way. Not cool.

Incidentally, you know what else isn't cool? A no-holds-barred fight if you're in Karate. Get that crap out of here, Karate is a martial art, not freaking UFC. I'm sorry, OP, I don't mean to be rude, but speaking as someone who's done Tae-Kwon-Do for 5 years now, you don't have full contact fights to see who's better. Hell, it's completely possible to kill someone without using full strength if you know what you're doing. In all honesty, and I really don't mean to be rude, but I'm glad you got kicked out of that Karate class. Neither you nor your friend have the right mindset for a martial art, and you should be glad you didn't kill each other.
 

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I've put a guy down for 10 minutes in a real fight and fractured some of his ribs. I've kicked someone directly in the jaw. I've gave someone 2 black eyes with one punch (don't know how). I've flipped someone over my shoulder and they landed on their head.

Thats about it.
 

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eyesonflux said:
What is the deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

Mine happened maybe 8 years ago when i was training Karate with my friend we decided to take a match with no holding back to see who is better. Couple of blocks and dodges later i did a maegeri (regular kick) right into his stomach area my friend fell to the ground and after a little while he started saying that he wasn't feeling all right and left home.

2 Days later i heard that his intestine had burst(?) and he was in a hospital.
Because of that i got expelled from my Karate club and got a life time ban and my friend didn't want to have anything to do with me after that point.
Well dude, i think a ban was a bit excessive. He agreed to full contact. still, full contact is really stupid without some kind of protection. A burst intestine is nothing, pretty easy for modern medicine to fix but, as I'm sure you know, it could have been a lot worse. A little higher and his xiphoid process could have shattered, which almost always causes internal bleeding. There's a reason most American Martial arts associations are 0 contact. the Human body is really fragile to screw around with just for fun.

that said, i've always wanted to do full contact but alas, my martial arts school(the only one within hundreds of miles) is even stricter than yours. any fighting outside the dojo, even no contact, is grounds for expulsion if you get caught.(self defense in real life situations is allowed)

but yeah, I've got nothing. I've never been in a fight where I was really trying to hurt the other guy, so I've never done any kind of permanent damage.
 

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eyesonflux said:
Tournaments are great they have a really awesome atmosphere. Have you won any?

My biggest achievement was 4th place in a Nation wide tournament.
I've only been to a small handful of tournaments in the few years I did boxing seriously. I didn't do particularly well, if that's what you're asking, but I didn't do badly either, so I count my performances as better than expected. The thing is, as I started 'late-in-life' as it were, and because I have a generally wiry physique, I can deal lots of fast damage but can't take much. My trainer noted that in each of my losses (sparring and match fights) it didn't take that many hits to down me... so yeah, fucking light-weight eh... didn't invest the time to get properly conditioned... and my knees are screwed as a result. Thus, I am the complete opposite of a Thai Thai boxer.
 

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PixelKing said:
I've put a guy down for 10 minutes in a real fight and fractured some of his ribs. I've kicked someone directly in the jaw. I've gave someone 2 black eyes with one punch (don't know how). I've flipped someone over my shoulder and they landed on their head.

Thats about it.
2 black eyes from one shot usually means you hit them right between the eyes. I don't know for sure why that happens, but I bet it has something to do with all the nerves that are right there.
Dude, why the hell do you get in so many fights? Seriously dude, how?
 

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When I was about 5 years old I was watching Power Rangers and my 6 month old sister was sitting there next to me. I got the bright idea to karate chop her neck. She didn't get hurt but my Power Rangers videos were taken from me :(