Deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

[Moonlight Butterfly]

A guy attacked me when I was drunk at a taxi rank and I put him in hospital. Apprently I stomped on his crotch with my stilettos but I can barely remember it.

Nearly got done for GBH the next day but the CCTV backed me up that it was self defence. I was pretty shaken up the next day but I must have been running on adrenaline at the time.

 

[eyesonflux]

I once accidentally cracked a friend's head open by chucking a big tree limb and not seeing that he was in the way. Not cool.

Incidentally, you know what else isn't cool? A no-holds-barred fight if you're in Karate. Get that crap out of here, Karate is a martial art, not freaking UFC. I'm sorry, OP, I don't mean to be rude, but speaking as someone who's done Tae-Kwon-Do for 5 years now, you don't have full contact fights to see who's better. Hell, it's completely possible to kill someone without using full strength if you know what you're doing. In all honesty, and I really don't mean to be rude, but I'm glad you got kicked out of that Karate class. Neither you nor your friend have the right mindset for a martial art, and you should be glad you didn't kill each other.

I agree that martial arts require a right mindset and discipline...

my friend once joked, but it's true, that we were being trained to do something that we're told to never do if at all possible (fight, possibly kill).

Yes i know that fight should have never happened and i agree that we didn't have the right mind set for it at the time but for me at least i have matured and i have not been in a fight ever since, however i have many times been on a brink of having to fight but i have managed to avoid that by scaring the other guy away or just gently talking and sorting out the problem.

For the life time ban? That was maybe a little bit extreme maybe 6months-2 years i would have been ok with that.

 

[scar_47]

I stabbed a kid wit a pencil in the shoulder he was not right but we got deal with it and don't antagonise hime he'd tried to fight me before and that day he walked up and stabbed me in the arm with a pencil so I pulled it out stabbed him in the shoulder picked up a desk and pinned him to a wall. The sad part is they didn't even question what happened it was obvious the kid needed some serious help but that how grade school was we got put in classes with crazy people and were told to deal with it.

 

[HalfTangible]

My brother and I were really young and playing a game on a trampoline. I pushed him, he fell onto the edge near the metal springs, and he punctured a hole in his skull. We didn't notice for like five minutes until i patted him on his head for a job well done, and it came away bloody. I'm told that shouldn't have happened... but there was most definitely blood, and i remember someone telling me there was a hole in his skull.

 

[YourMom]

I stepped on my friends hand, a couple of his nails came out.
Before that I had pushed his brother into a pool not knowing that he couldn't swim, he got out fine but he was pretty pissed.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

A group of younger kids from my old high school decided it was a good Idea to try and taunt the year 11s (me and friends)...

One day, one of them decided to kick me in the back...
I retaliated by turning round grabbing him by the collar and planting my fist into his face.
One punch was all it took to send the little scrotum to the floor, bashing his head against a brick wall as he went down and finally smacking against the concrete floor.

Best part is... I told the school that he kicked me first, they chalked it up to self defense and I got away scot free.

Needless to say, they never bothered me and my friends between then and until the day we left.

 

[Akytalusia]

i lied to a friend to avoid going fishing with him when he invited me, thus my actions were directly responsible for his death that would immediately follow when he drowned later that day.

 

[duchaked]

Spoiler: omg words

I once accidentally cracked a friend's head open by chucking a big tree limb and not seeing that he was in the way. Not cool.

Incidentally, you know what else isn't cool? A no-holds-barred fight if you're in Karate. Get that crap out of here, Karate is a martial art, not freaking UFC. I'm sorry, OP, I don't mean to be rude, but speaking as someone who's done Tae-Kwon-Do for 5 years now, you don't have full contact fights to see who's better. Hell, it's completely possible to kill someone without using full strength if you know what you're doing. In all honesty, and I really don't mean to be rude, but I'm glad you got kicked out of that Karate class. Neither you nor your friend have the right mindset for a martial art, and you should be glad you didn't kill each other.

I agree that martial arts require a right mindset and discipline...

my friend once joked, but it's true, that we were being trained to do something that we're told to never do if at all possible (fight, possibly kill).

Yes i know that fight should have never happened and i agree that we didn't have the right mind set for it at the time but for me at least i have matured and i have not been in a fight ever since, however i have many times been on a brink of having to fight but i have managed to avoid that by scaring the other guy away or just gently talking and sorting out the problem.

For the life time ban? That was maybe a little bit extreme maybe 6months-2 years i would have been ok with that.

oh yeah no I'm not passing judgement in the punishment one way or another lol (and it's awesome you're such a good sport about it from what I can tell)

but if I were in the situation...yeah I'd feel a life time ban to be a bit much. reckless as it was, it would have been more deserving had it been a real fight situation...
I know I'm tempted to just punch people in the face as opposed to dealing with their nonsense =.= still have much maturing to do myself

 

[Drakmorg]

I've never injured another person in my life.
Don't know if that makes me a sissy or just someone who's not a dick.

Done plenty of shit to myself though.

 

[bobthekillerclown]

I once shot a man 3 times in the chest with a m249. And another was in the kill radius of my rocket launcher. Both were unconfirmed thoguh so I can't take full credit. Being in the Army has it's perks. I take it personaly when the taliban get it into their head to shoot at me.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

I've really got nothing, the closest I ever came to killing anyone was when I accidentally broke all of my sister's fingers on her left hand. She barged into my room while I was changing, and I slammed the door shut. Then she tried to slam the door open again, and stupidly stuck her hand in the gap to keep me from closing it. I didn't notice and slammed it shut again, and, well, yeah. My parents, needless to say, were not pleased.

 

[Tiger Sora]

In wrestling practice at school. The kid was on my back. I flipped him over my head and he dislocated his thumb, which had also turned 180 degrees. Sure he had fun at the hospital.

 

[Westerschwelle]

[...]and my friend didn't want to have anything to do with me after that point.

Your friend is kinda an asshole because you both wanted to do this duell.

My "deadliest" was kicking someone in the face.
And I almost shot at someone while on guard duty in the army.

 

[IDTheftVictim]

Recently, I hugged someone who had a kind of ribcage/ other bone problem too hard, he had to sit down for a sec.

I've cut people or bruised people out of being careless, but I don't think I've actually intentionally hurt someone.

Except when I played hockey, I was really pissed at that entire team and I was going to take down the biggest kid I could find, somehow cut him with a check. Other hockey injuries were inflicted on others throughout my career.

 

[Mr Dizazta]

I gave a guy a concussion and three broken ribs and another guy I broke his leg. Football is a hell of a sport.

 

[StBishop]

A soldier is going to come in here with "Bullet wound to the face" just so you know.

I dunno, unconsciousness due to cutting blood flow to brain.
Unconsciousness due to blunt force trauma to the head.
Broken bones.

Maybe a knife wound to a mate who stabbed me in the forearm?

 

[Doclector]

I once bit a chunk out of a guy's arm.

Needless to say, my fighting style could be described as "feral".

 

[Secret Weapon]

I broke a woman's jaw when I was at a day camp. She was in her 20's and a counselor or something, and I was like 8. I had authority issues back then so I had to be restrained. She didn't think of me whipping my head back right into her jaw. Fucking manly.

I rode my bicycle over my friends face when we were like 5, nothing happened, but it sure sounds hilarious.

 

[Sparkytheyetti]

I almost got mugged by a dude with a knife in a grocery store parking lot. As he went to thrust at me i grab his arm, put it to my side, punched him in the throat, and broke his arm into a limp fucking noodle. I left his ass there. He's got the balls to pull a knife on someone. hes got the balls to suffer.

 

[Salad Is Murder]

I've broken more than my fair share of hearts, to be sure.