Deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

[Dan Steele]

Fractured my brothers skull with a golf club when i was 7, it wasn't malicious or anything, my dad was teaching me how to play, he ran up behind me, I didn't notice, swung back and caught him hard in the forehead.

Ouch, I hope your brother doesnt constantly associate you with pain. One of my friends tripped down the stairs and thought his older brother did it. Since that day poor nate constantly thinks his older brother us going to pull a knife on him.

 

[deserteagleeye]

I gave one of my football comrades a big purple bruise the size of a pancake during practice. We've been friends ever since.

 

[Triple G]

The deadliest I caused is a nosebleed, because punching out someones teeth doesn't count as deadly injury.

 

[Hugga_Bear]

Playing rugby I broke a guys neck once, he's okay now but not gonna lie, I was so shocked and afraid for the guy. I mean shit, it was a hard game and I tackled him heavily. He didn't take it right (it's hard to describe, he was unbalanced, off footing) and basically ended up at a horrible angle when he hit the ground. I'm a big guy and I was going full tilt...
Just this big mix of factors, he was unconscious and I thought I'd killed him, seriously. Bad feeling went through me then. I visited him in hospital few days later and he was alright, apparently there's no permanent damage either but shit, I could take it in a fight or something but it was just a game, left me really cold.

Outside of that I threw a guy into a fence once and he broke a rib, I've also broken a guy's nose. Both of them definitely deserved it though and I don't feel any remorse but J, the rugby fella...can't imagine what it would be like to have killed him or paralyzed him or something, I mean shit happens but...god.

 

[Genericjim101]

I was 11 years old and had begun high school, someone had taken my Gameboy Advance and I asked for it back, after not giving it back I decided best course of action would be to jam a pen into his thigh as deep as possible : P . Parker Pens don't leave home without one!

 

[No_Remainders]

I severed 3 fingers off a friends hand...We're still cool though

... How did you do that?


Eh... I broke someone's jaw when he put snow down my back once?

Yeah, I swung around and he ducked right into my forearm...

 

[Cogwheel]

I... I can't remember hurting anyone.
I've got to be the biggest sissy in the world.

Nope. Me too.

Never hurt anyone. Just as well. Don't think I could live with myself if I ever got anyone seriously hurt.

 

[easternflame]

3 guys attacked me in school, I deffended myself by banging the first's head to a locker, the second tried to punch me and I blocked and broke his elbow and the third hit me with a baseball bat in the ribs. I was recoiled back and the first thing I found was the coach's pen, so I blocked the second hit and punched through his hand with the pen. I was suspended 5 days and they were expelled. No one has tried to bully me ever since.

 

[No_Remainders]

I was 11 years old and had begun high school, someone had taken my Gameboy Advance and I asked for it back, after not giving it back I decided best course of action would be to jam a pen into his thigh as deep as possible : P . Parker Pens don't leave home without one!

You were a crazy, crazy, crazy little bastard weren't you? O.O

 

[Black Arrow Officer]

OP, karate is supposed to teach self discipline and most "Fights" are just to practice technique, not to injure each other. You deserve to get kicked out.

 

[Fooz]

got into a fight and kneed the guy in the stomach, he went down moaning, turns out i had caused him internal bruising or something.

teach him not to cut in line again....

only joking, he picked a fight with me, so i gave him what he deserved

i dont know why he picked a fight either, im 6ft 4" and quite muscular (mostly chuby though )
and he was a little scrawny chicken shit

 

[Kenko]

Kicked a friend repeatedly in the crotch.... Never really hurt anyone.

 

[thejackyl]

Probably a broken nose.

My brother took me clubbing on my 21st B-Day, and we went to a bar where a lot of Bi/Gay people hang out. One guy was repeatedly hitting on me, and even after telling him 1. I wasn't gay 2. I was in a relationship 3. If you keep bothering me I'm gonna punch him.

He than proceeds to place his hand on my junk and say "Well how do you know you're not?", no sooner than he touched my balls, did he get punched in the face.

I ended up getting kicked out of the bar, and this was the... 2nd stop. Fun night.

 

[Genericjim101]

I was 11 years old and had begun high school, someone had taken my Gameboy Advance and I asked for it back, after not giving it back I decided best course of action would be to jam a pen into his thigh as deep as possible : P . Parker Pens don't leave home without one!

You were a crazy, crazy, crazy little bastard weren't you? O.O

Nah,just had years of bullying straight through primary and then to have it in highschool y but I did try diplomacy first . Being treated like crap continued until college and in said college being kind of short makes someone a target in Farmerville (Wales). Got shoved into a wall in the cafeteria turn around and see the guy sat there laughing.. hilarity ensued : D

EDIT: Extra note for shiggles I instilled a take no shit attitude in a female friend and as a joke I gave her a screwdriver as a gift

 

[Fooz]

Wow there sure are a lot of bad ass, karate expert, lethal, hardened guys on this forum. Ohwaityou'realllyingthisisavideogamesitenotufc.com lol

haha i know right, some of these stories sound like something from a steven seagal movie

 

[Foxblade618]

EDIT: Double Post

 

[Davichu]

Oh I have hade a few hahahaha

1. fractured someone's eyesocket in rugby by trying to regain my balance and stepping on his face.
2. second degree burn when handing my friend a boiling test tube.
3. welded wire to my friends skin when we where testing a home-made tazer.
4. broke a referees arm in a friendly training in rugby.
5. accidently split a guy's head open in a mosh pit.
6. accidently burning my friend's eyelashes and fringe off with a potato cannon (same as tazer)
7. fired a blunt pen from a home-made 5 foot crossbow, which bounced off a wall and got stuck in my friends hand (guess what? same as he tazer and cannon)
8. tricking my friend (same guy still) into punching his broken knuckle to set it back into position, it moved the position of his knuckle forever.

The great thing is me and my mate are still best friends, weve always done shit like this, he tricked me into longboarding down a hill for me to then slip out at 30mph and gouge out half my knee in cartiledge.

I'm a nice guy really!

 

[Davichu]

Oh I have hade a few hahahaha

1. fractured someone's eyesocket in rugby by trying to regain my balance and stepping on his face.
2. second degree burn when handing my friend a boiling test tube.
3. welded wire to my friends skin when we where testing a home-made tazer.
4. broke a referees arm in a friendly training in rugby.
5. accidently split a guy's head open in a mosh pit.
6. accidently burning my friend's eyelashes and fringe off with a potato cannon (same as tazer)
7. fired a blunt pen from a home-made 5 foot crossbow, which bounced off a wall and got stuck in my friends hand (guess what? same as he tazer and cannon)
8. tricking my friend (same guy still) into punching his broken knuckle to set it back into position, it moved the position of his knuckle forever.

The great thing is me and my mate are still best friends, weve always done shit like this, he tricked me into longboarding down a hill for me to then slip out at 30mph and gouge out half my knee in cartiledge.

I'm a nice guy really!

 

[Davichu]

Oh I have hade a few hahahaha

1. fractured someone's eyesocket in rugby by trying to regain my balance and stepping on his face.
2. second degree burn when handing my friend a boiling test tube.
3. welded wire to my friends skin when we where testing a home-made tazer.
4. broke a referees arm in a friendly training in rugby.
5. accidently split a guy's head open in a mosh pit.
6. accidently burning my friend's eyelashes and fringe off with a potato cannon (same as tazer)
7. fired a blunt pen from a home-made 5 foot crossbow, which bounced off a wall and got stuck in my friends hand (guess what? same as he tazer and cannon)
8. tricking my friend (same guy still) into punching his broken knuckle to set it back into position, it moved the position of his knuckle forever.

The great thing is me and my mate are still best friends, weve always done shit like this, he tricked me into longboarding down a hill for me to then slip out at 30mph and gouge out half my knee in cartiledge.

I'm a nice guy really!

 

[Davichu]

Oh I have hade a few hahahaha

1. fractured someone's eyesocket in rugby by trying to regain my balance and stepping on his face.
2. second degree burn when handing my friend a boiling test tube.
3. welded wire to my friends skin when we where testing a home-made tazer.
4. broke a referees arm in a friendly training in rugby.
5. accidently split a guy's head open in a mosh pit.
6. accidently burning my friend's eyelashes and fringe off with a potato cannon (same as tazer)
7. fired a blunt pen from a home-made 5 foot crossbow, which bounced off a wall and got stuck in my friends hand (guess what? same as he tazer and cannon)
8. tricking my friend (same guy still) into punching his broken knuckle to set it back into position, it moved the position of his knuckle forever.

The great thing is me and my mate are still best friends, weve always done shit like this, he tricked me into longboarding down a hill for me to then slip out at 30mph and gouge out half my knee in cartiledge.

I'm a nice guy really!