Deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

[Davichu]

Oh I have hade a few hahahaha

1. fractured someone's eyesocket in rugby by trying to regain my balance and stepping on his face.
2. second degree burn when handing my friend a boiling test tube.
3. welded wire to my friends skin when we where testing a home-made tazer.
4. broke a referees arm in a friendly training in rugby.
5. accidently split a guy's head open in a mosh pit.
6. accidently burning my friend's eyelashes and fringe off with a potato cannon (same as tazer)
7. fired a blunt pen from a home-made 5 foot crossbow, which bounced off a wall and got stuck in my friends hand (guess what? same as he tazer and cannon)
8. tricking my friend (same guy still) into punching his broken knuckle to set it back into position, it moved the position of his knuckle forever.

The great thing is me and my mate are still best friends, weve always done shit like this, he tricked me into longboarding down a hill for me to then slip out at 30mph and gouge out half my knee in cartiledge.

I'm a nice guy really!

 

[Vakz]

So many posts D:

OnT: Wow, you've really put people through a lot

 

[Vykrel]

i accidentally broke my brothers pinky when we were wrastlin'. it was a minor break, i didnt like snap it in half or anything

ive never been in a real fight, because i try to avoid causing shit. so, ive lead a pretty non-violent life.

 

[Kadoodle]

When I was 7 I was rollerblading for the first time at the roller rink. I slipped and fell, and as I was struggling to get up, an overweight lady's rollerblade got caught on mine.

She shattered her leg; next thing I knew, the paramedics were there. By then I had slipped out of sight, and I haven't told anybody since.

 

[goblinofwar]

i broke my brothers right arm and knocked him unconcious and he had a big gash down his back. i hit him with a fire poker. why you may be asking? because my friends, my brother is a dick.

 

[Foxblade618]

A good amount of you that are boasting of your prowess at various martial arts seemed to have missed that point of your training - unless you are all members of Kobra Kai dojo. Where is the self control? Where is the modesty? Why are you all sociopaths, itchy for the chance to 'defend' yourselves with far too much force? That is, if you are all telling truthful accounts of your adventures, which is fairly unlikely.

OT: just a few broken blade injuries in fencing, but such is the sport on a non-national scale. Truthfully, worse has happened to me than I have ever inflicted - nearly got my brachial artery severed during a fencing match when my opponent's blade broke and penetrated a good 2 inches deep and .5 inches off from said artery. Worst part of that experience - I had to forfeit due to blood being on my uniform, which is against the rules...apparently

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Put somebody in a neckbrace once. Not my proudest moment, I was a little shit back then.

 

[Kadoodle]

I was 11 years old and had begun high school, someone had taken my Gameboy Advance and I asked for it back, after not giving it back I decided best course of action would be to jam a pen into his thigh as deep as possible : P . Parker Pens don't leave home without one!

11? Highschool?


I am confuse. Did you skip a few grades?

 

[HentMas]

I grabbed a sharp pencil and stabbed a guy in the leg... i was 10 years at the time

lets just say you dont want to make me angry...

 

[emeraldrafael]

its a tie between two, but both wound up in the same result. They're both rather metnally incompetent, as in they pretty much cant rmeember much of anything. Neither can remember much more then the basics (name, mom/dads name, one can remember his address, the other cant). Neither can remember my name, but they know of me. They dont know what happened, but they know they were normal before, or have a feeling tehy were. and they know I did someting, and now they're like they are. So they stay well away from me when they see me.

One's 20 now, the other is 25. So much life opportunity wasted.

EDIT: Though one was an accident, so I gess the worst one would be the purposefully meant one.

 

[David Demers]

I'm in the Navy.
My job description involves killing people.

 

[Genericjim101]

I was 11 years old and had begun high school, someone had taken my Gameboy Advance and I asked for it back, after not giving it back I decided best course of action would be to jam a pen into his thigh as deep as possible : P . Parker Pens don't leave home without one!

11? Highschool?


I am confuse. Did you skip a few grades?

No, I live in Wales in the UK. We have primary school from ages 3 - 11 then begin highschool from 11 - 16 which can be extended to 18 if a student chooses to take A Levels.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

I shot a man in the feet with a 9mm gun once.
Poked another one's eye with my thumb,
beat one with a bat on a streetfight and left him for dead
Stabed one in the liver from behind...

all the fistfights do not count.

All the shit you can do when young... served time... I'm through with all this now.

Sorry but you have to expand on the first one. The others sound... very unpleasant and im sure you dont wanna relive them. But the first sounds odd to say the least.

Ive scalded my... well i hate the guy now, but my ex friends hand with a test tube i had super heated. I couldnt get it out of the clamp after being over a bunson on full heat for 30 mins. He grabs it from me when i said that. Instant burns.

 

[GundamSentinel]

I smashed out one guy's braces twice. Both of the times by accident. Nothing dangerous, I'm a man of peace.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

I've done quite a few sparring matches in boxing (though I'm not yet ready for amateur fights in boxing or MMA), and I've been on both the giving and receiving ends of minor nosebleeds. In both cases, the ensuing conversation typically goes like this:

(*stops*)"Uhh, I think your nose is bleeding."
"Ehh. Let's keep going."
(*continues sparring*)

I don't think I've ever seriously injured anyone before.

 

[irani_che]

guy tries to mug me with box-cutter in the UK, screaming "Gimme ur money u fucking Paki"
I, being non-local am not scared of a shitty little knife, punch him with all my force in the throat, he collapses like a old suit of armour and i run.
only thing that went through my head was,

I am not Paki

 

[Cockney_Jesus]

I accidently broke someone's finger once playing balloon volleyball. (We both went to hit it at the same time and I hit his fingers really hard.

Funny thing is that he was one of those guys who works out obsessively and thinks he's big and tough and can take on anyone.

 

[CerealKiller214]

There was an idiot in my class everybody hated and who annoyed me everyday.
So one day I teamed up with another guy and we wanted to beat him up a bit. I kick him in the balls and then he hits his face. But he backed out after I kicked him so I had to punch him. At the end I hit him so hard in the face that my punch broke his nose, his head hit a wall which resulted in a concussion and my kick did quite some damage to his hip but didn't break it.
From that day on he still annoyed everyone but everytime he saw me he seemed to pee his pants.
I never met him again and am pretty happy I did this to him.

 

[Saulkar]

A few years ago I grappled a bigger guy I was in a fight with from behind and used my body weight to smash his head into the ground. It was grass but he still got a pretty bad concussion.

 

[Saulkar]

There was an idiot in my class everybody hated and who annoyed me everyday.
So one day I teamed up with another guy and we wanted to beat him up a bit. I kick him in the balls and then he hits his face. But he backed out after I kicked him so I had to punch him. At the end I hit him so hard in the face that my punch broke his nose, his head hit a wall which resulted in a concussion and my kick did quite some damage to his hip but didn't break it.
From that day on he still annoyed everyone but everytime he saw me he seemed to pee his pants.
I never met him again and am pretty happy I did this to him.

A little thin skin do we have now bruther?