Deadliest injury you have caused to another human?
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I'm a carefull person when it comes to other people and injuries. However, I have had someone break my (Big) toe, sprain my foot (Wanker of a PE teacher didn't believe me and made me play cricket) and break my arm (seperate occasions, different people).
Neither are life threatening -
Concussion, knocked a friend out and sent him to hospital when I pushed him into a goal post during a rugby game.
And myself and a bunch of friends caused the skin to rip off another friend's fingers when we all let go of a manhole cover at the same time without warning him to let go as well.
On the other side I've had my finger snapped in half, my head split open by a rock and I fell off (not from) a moving car and hit my head on an asphalt road due to my 'friends'. Hitting the road could have been deadly, to me.
Concussion, knocked a friend out and sent him to hospital when I pushed him into a goal post during a rugby game.
And myself and a bunch of friends caused the skin to rip off another friend's fingers when we all let go of a manhole cover at the same time without warning him to let go as well.
On the other side I've had my finger snapped in half, my head split open by a rock and I fell off (not from) a moving car and hit my head on an asphalt road due to my 'friends'. Hitting the road could have been deadly, to me.
When I was about 11 I hit a guy over the head as hard as I could with the edge of a steel ruler.
He was bullying me, so I feel it was justified.
He was bullying me, so I feel it was justified.
One time, a group of six burglars burst into my house. It was dark, around 3am, and I was all alone. Two of them were on lookout outside, two in the kitchen, one in a getaway car, and one went upstairs. That was their first mistake. Before he could get to the top of the stairs I did a flying kick into his face, and rode him all the way back down the stairs. I felt his bones shatter beneath my feet. Then I swiftly melted into the shadows. His companions found his twisted body on the ground, and immediately went into high alert. But they never saw me coming.
They cautiously moved through my house, checking under tables and around corners. Little did they know I was lurking above them, clinging to the ceiling (I have a van der Waal's suction suit I made myself for an occasion like this). I descended upon one of them, and he was unconscious before he even had a chance to scream. His friend heard the commotion and came running in. When he found another broken body, he literally crapped his pants. Then I came up behind him and broke his neck in one movement. If they have the balls to come into my house, they have the balls to suffer.
Three were left at that point. I took one of the burglar's assault rifles and crept to the window. The ones outside were armed with rocket launchers. I knew I wouldn't stand a chance if they spotted me. But luckily I can easily make a one inch grouping at 300 yards with a 30-06. So it was just a matter of breathing deep, and taking them all out as fast as possible. Plink! Plink! Plink! I got two out of three of the scumbags.
But the one in the car saw me. He floored the accelerator, and I knew he was going to escape and call for back-up. So I sprinted outdoors, and snatched up one of the fallen rocket launchers. I took aim, prayed to the Lord Jesus Christ to guide my missile, and fired. Then I turned around and stared at the horizon, and behind me the car erupted into a plume of fire and flying steel.
And that's a true story. If you don't believe me, I just pity you for obviously being too much of a nerd to know what life is really like in the real world.
They cautiously moved through my house, checking under tables and around corners. Little did they know I was lurking above them, clinging to the ceiling (I have a van der Waal's suction suit I made myself for an occasion like this). I descended upon one of them, and he was unconscious before he even had a chance to scream. His friend heard the commotion and came running in. When he found another broken body, he literally crapped his pants. Then I came up behind him and broke his neck in one movement. If they have the balls to come into my house, they have the balls to suffer.
Three were left at that point. I took one of the burglar's assault rifles and crept to the window. The ones outside were armed with rocket launchers. I knew I wouldn't stand a chance if they spotted me. But luckily I can easily make a one inch grouping at 300 yards with a 30-06. So it was just a matter of breathing deep, and taking them all out as fast as possible. Plink! Plink! Plink! I got two out of three of the scumbags.
But the one in the car saw me. He floored the accelerator, and I knew he was going to escape and call for back-up. So I sprinted outdoors, and snatched up one of the fallen rocket launchers. I took aim, prayed to the Lord Jesus Christ to guide my missile, and fired. Then I turned around and stared at the horizon, and behind me the car erupted into a plume of fire and flying steel.
And that's a true story. If you don't believe me, I just pity you for obviously being too much of a nerd to know what life is really like in the real world.
Less fatal; more crippling damage from me...
In a high school basketball tournament, I was at odds with this girl. We were generally pushing and shoving and the ref was off on another planet. At one point she grabs my jersey, scratches my arm to the point where it drew blood, and kicks my ankle (I have REALLY bad ankles). So I swung my elbow at her as hard as I could to get her off. She ducked for some reason and I hit her in the eye. Some corneal fluid and a ruptured iris later, she's blind for the rest of her life in her right eye.
Rawr.
In a high school basketball tournament, I was at odds with this girl. We were generally pushing and shoving and the ref was off on another planet. At one point she grabs my jersey, scratches my arm to the point where it drew blood, and kicks my ankle (I have REALLY bad ankles). So I swung my elbow at her as hard as I could to get her off. She ducked for some reason and I hit her in the eye. Some corneal fluid and a ruptured iris later, she's blind for the rest of her life in her right eye.
Rawr.
Princess_Dee said:
Ouch... Stating the obvious but it must have been painful, that rawr in the end confuses me.. A lot.
Honestly, I've no recollection. Or at least no confirmation. I do remember bashing a few kid's heads into rather sturdy objects during my elementary education. But aside from an incident where a kid ended up stabbed in the face with a pencil, I don't think any of those bouts caused serious physical damage to anyone.
a broken rib near the lungs and a dislocated pelvis.
The guy tried to push me off a cliff and i did fell flat on his feet as he came for me and he tripped on a rock.
The guy tried to push me off a cliff and i did fell flat on his feet as he came for me and he tripped on a rock.
That's actually pretty funny.Now that ending plays in my head infinite loops like an annoying song thanks.hiks89 said:
"***** had it coming". At least she had two eyes.Princess_Dee said:
The thought of losing my eyesight has scared me recently (through incident), but then I realized that it's highly unlikely that I'll get both my eyes poked out!
Let's see....
In pre-school I flung a wooden brick into a kids jaw... I think it was because he wouldn't give me another brick.
I just remember getting a VERY stern talk, and in all the pictures of that class my victim is the on with the jaw-brace.... I really hope his jaw healed.
Only other thing I can think of was kicking somebody in the crotch.... he was in my opinion a douche.
In pre-school I flung a wooden brick into a kids jaw... I think it was because he wouldn't give me another brick.
I just remember getting a VERY stern talk, and in all the pictures of that class my victim is the on with the jaw-brace.... I really hope his jaw healed.
Only other thing I can think of was kicking somebody in the crotch.... he was in my opinion a douche.
I've accidentally put my cousin's (milk)tooth out. I also accidentally headbutted a friend on the nose, giving him a nosebleed. I'm nice really.