Deadliest injury you have caused to another human?

[Foxblade618]

One time, a group of six burglars burst into my house. It was dark, around 3am, and I was all alone. Two of them were on lookout outside, two in the kitchen, one in a getaway car, and one went upstairs. That was their first mistake. Before he could get to the top of the stairs I did a flying kick into his face, and rode him all the way back down the stairs. I felt his bones shatter beneath my feet. Then I swiftly melted into the shadows. His companions found his twisted body on the ground, and immediately went into high alert. But they never saw me coming.

They cautiously moved through my house, checking under tables and around corners. Little did they know I was lurking above them, clinging to the ceiling (I have a van der Waal's suction suit I made myself for an occasion like this). I descended upon one of them, and he was unconscious before he even had a chance to scream. His friend heard the commotion and came running in. When he found another broken body, he literally crapped his pants. Then I came up behind him and broke his neck in one movement. If they have the balls to come into my house, they have the balls to suffer.

Three were left at that point. I took one of the burglar's assault rifles and crept to the window. The ones outside were armed with rocket launchers. I knew I wouldn't stand a chance if they spotted me. But luckily I can easily make a one inch grouping at 300 yards with a 30-06. So it was just a matter of breathing deep, and taking them all out as fast as possible. Plink! Plink! Plink! I got two out of three of the scumbags.

But the one in the car saw me. He floored the accelerator, and I knew he was going to escape and call for back-up. So I sprinted outdoors, and snatched up one of the fallen rocket launchers. I took aim, prayed to the Lord Jesus Christ to guide my missile, and fired. Then I turned around and stared at the horizon, and behind me the car erupted into a plume of fire and flying steel.

And that's a true story. If you don't believe me, I just pity you for obviously being too much of a nerd to know what life is really like in the real world.

You are Homer's peer. Bravo! That was a delight to read.

And agreed, some you are so full of crap; you'd make John Rambo embarrassed by his lack of machismo in your presence

 

[Agent Cross]

Playing on my varsity soccer team, I elbowed the other team's goalie in the eye going up for a header. The end result... shattered orbital socket.

A whole month later playing for the baseball team, I hit a pitch back at the pitcher. Now you have to understand, I knocked the shit out of the ball. Hit him solid on the left side of his chest. The thud that resulted sounded like a sack of concrete getting hit by a sledge hammer *shudders* followed then by a light weeze. I got a double; he got a trip to the hospital, four broken ribs and a punctured lung.

 

[TornadoADV]

Physically? I broke someone's nose in a fight. Deadliest? It involves firearms and someone commiting an illegal act that I stopped. You fill in the blanks for that.

 

[TornadoADV]

One time, a group of six burglars burst into my house. It was dark, around 3am, and I was all alone. Two of them were on lookout outside, two in the kitchen, one in a getaway car, and one went upstairs. That was their first mistake. Before he could get to the top of the stairs I did a flying kick into his face, and rode him all the way back down the stairs. I felt his bones shatter beneath my feet. Then I swiftly melted into the shadows. His companions found his twisted body on the ground, and immediately went into high alert. But they never saw me coming.

They cautiously moved through my house, checking under tables and around corners. Little did they know I was lurking above them, clinging to the ceiling (I have a van der Waal's suction suit I made myself for an occasion like this). I descended upon one of them, and he was unconscious before he even had a chance to scream. His friend heard the commotion and came running in. When he found another broken body, he literally crapped his pants. Then I came up behind him and broke his neck in one movement. If they have the balls to come into my house, they have the balls to suffer.

Three were left at that point. I took one of the burglar's assault rifles and crept to the window. The ones outside were armed with rocket launchers. I knew I wouldn't stand a chance if they spotted me. But luckily I can easily make a one inch grouping at 300 yards with a 30-06. So it was just a matter of breathing deep, and taking them all out as fast as possible. Plink! Plink! Plink! I got two out of three of the scumbags.

But the one in the car saw me. He floored the accelerator, and I knew he was going to escape and call for back-up. So I sprinted outdoors, and snatched up one of the fallen rocket launchers. I took aim, prayed to the Lord Jesus Christ to guide my missile, and fired. Then I turned around and stared at the horizon, and behind me the car erupted into a plume of fire and flying steel.

And that's a true story. If you don't believe me, I just pity you for obviously being too much of a nerd to know what life is really like in the real world.

Sounds like a bad action blockbuster plot. Micheal Bay would be happy to make it for you.

 

[TheLiham]

One time, a group of six burglars burst into my house. It was dark, around 3am, and I was all alone. Two of them were on lookout outside, two in the kitchen, one in a getaway car, and one went upstairs. That was their first mistake. Before he could get to the top of the stairs I did a flying kick into his face, and rode him all the way back down the stairs. I felt his bones shatter beneath my feet. Then I swiftly melted into the shadows. His companions found his twisted body on the ground, and immediately went into high alert. But they never saw me coming.

They cautiously moved through my house, checking under tables and around corners. Little did they know I was lurking above them, clinging to the ceiling (I have a van der Waal's suction suit I made myself for an occasion like this). I descended upon one of them, and he was unconscious before he even had a chance to scream. His friend heard the commotion and came running in. When he found another broken body, he literally crapped his pants. Then I came up behind him and broke his neck in one movement. If they have the balls to come into my house, they have the balls to suffer.

Three were left at that point. I took one of the burglar's assault rifles and crept to the window. The ones outside were armed with rocket launchers. I knew I wouldn't stand a chance if they spotted me. But luckily I can easily make a one inch grouping at 300 yards with a 30-06. So it was just a matter of breathing deep, and taking them all out as fast as possible. Plink! Plink! Plink! I got two out of three of the scumbags.

But the one in the car saw me. He floored the accelerator, and I knew he was going to escape and call for back-up. So I sprinted outdoors, and snatched up one of the fallen rocket launchers. I took aim, prayed to the Lord Jesus Christ to guide my missile, and fired. Then I turned around and stared at the horizon, and behind me the car erupted into a plume of fire and flying steel.

And that's a true story. If you don't believe me, I just pity you for obviously being too much of a nerd to know what life is really like in the real world.

You really think people are going to believe that bull?


OT: I headbutted someone and broke his nose once... I'm not a violent person.

 

[Jak23]

I knocked my sister's tooth out once(By accident... Really!). That's the only one I can think of.

 

[Roofstone]

Being as awesome as I am, I go to a coffe/poetry bar with my friends often..

Well, when you are about to sneeze, dont try to drink at the same time. Cause shit is going to be flyin' around.. So, two of my friends ended up with second degree burns on their face and arms..

That was an interesting afternoon.

 

[Shiverman]

A group of friends and i were once attacked outside a bar by a much larger group it escalated to a point when one of them pulled a gun i hit him in the solar plexus the bottom of the jaw and then a side chop to the throat he was taken away in an ambulance bleeding out his mouth and unconscious he was in the hospital for a long time and then later jail from what i've been told

 

[Sentox6]

The Escapist's concentration of keyboard warriors fearsome martial artists always makes me laugh.

I made a guy's eyeball bleed once. That's about it. If you get into more than a couple of fights in your life you're an idiot, and I make no apologies for that statement.

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

You are Homer's peer. Bravo! That was a delight to read.

Really? I was trying to write it intentionally bad, Tom Clancy style.

You really think people are going to believe that bull?

Why not? That's just an average weekday for people like me, out in the real world. Not hiding behind a video game screen!
I could tell you some even better stories, but I don't want to get banned for being too much of a badass. No offence.

 

[eyesonflux]

This thread should be changed to "Badasses for hire" or just arrange a tournament for people posting in this thread to determinate the most badass escapist in a universe.

And now back to the topic please.

 

[s0meNo0b]

Ehh, I don't really know if I've ever really hurt someone badly, except for when I was a baby and I broke my sisters arm by jumping on it...

 

[Agent Cross]

The Escapist's concentration of keyboard warriors fearsome martial artists always makes me laugh.

I made a guy's eyeball bleed once. That's about it. If you get into more than a couple of fights in your life you're an idiot, and I make no apologies for that statement.

You sir, must be an only child. I think I had two fights penciled in the day I was born. A sister 9 yrs older than myself, and a brother 3 yrs older than myself. I guess you can say that not being an idiot was never truly an option. >_<

 

[SilentBobsThoughts]

I cracked someone's skull when I punched him and he fell backwards into the curb. He deserved it, though.

Hey, I fell into a coma when my cousin pushed off the couch and I fell on my head, so...

What's the coma thing like? :O

O.T.. Nothing comes to mind.

 

[Yoh3333]

Well i accidently broke my friends hand when playing cage-soccer... I felt so incredibily guilty and sad afterwards ;(
It meant that he couldn't go to the ski trip for our school which we had been waiting like ages for...

 

[EDekar]

Broke my brother's collar bone. Twice. Rough housing yay! I hear it's a rather painful bone to break, comparatively speaking. Having never broken a bone of my own, I can't attest! Fortunately such days are long behind me and no one's ever put me in a position where I would be inclined to hurt them. I'm very thankful for this fact.

 

[DudeistBelieve]

I have stabbed my boyfriend in the hand with a large kitchen knife.

Okay that sounds bad, but in my defence it was an accident. I was chopping up vegetables and stuff for dinner and he snuck into the kitchen behind me, really quickly slammed his hands down on the counter one either side of me and yelled "boo!" really loud.

To this day I don't know why I stabbed him, it was just a weird instinct reaction I guess. I jumped and slammed the knife down as fast as I could. Luckily for both of us, it didn't do any real damage. Hurt a lot though, we had to take him to the hospital. Plus he was pissed off at me for a good couple of days, which I guess is understandable given the circumstances.

Actually now I think of it... me and my boyfriend seem to accidentally hurt one another quite often. Talk about a destructive relationship.

My girlfriend did the same thing to me once and I punched her in the jaw.

Also, I can relate. me and her rough house a lot so she tends to get accidentally hurt by me often... but on the flip side, she has a temper and attacks me on purpose to *shrug* relationships are fun!

EDIT: She also unintentionally popped my shoulder out too once. Actually this is quite bad, it's been years and it still gives me problems.

 

[deckai]

Well, no serious physical injuries beyond some bruises (as far as I know..)

but I hurt a few feeling really really bad... and broke even more hearts..

... I guess this doesn't count, right?