Dealing With Ignorant Friends

[Lavi]

My friend is racist, anti-gay, and anti-atheist. HURRAY! I fit the middle one perfectly. At least her views are changing slowly as she gets older.

 

[Jharry5]

If you really like them deep down, stay as their friends. If not, well...

Take them around the back of the sheds and tearfully put the barrel of a shotgun to each their oblivious heads

...kinda covers it.

I've had a friend or two like that. I felt like getting rid of them. Then I realised that there was a reason I hung out with them in the first place...