Dear Escapists: (cookies and cake included)

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CtrlZee

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This has got to be one of the most phenomenal forums in existence. Not because of the endless reviews of games that I don't really care about, but read anyway, not because of the endless laughs that I've had to people's hilarious requests for an opinion of "THE BEST WEAPON EVER IN EVERY GAME EVER" for the twentieth time in the afternoon, nor because of the endless advice on a plethora of life problems that people have had in thier lives, but because of one simple thing:

If a user has an I.Q of <2, they're never told that they're the most inferior subject to have ever existed, even if the poster thinks that way. "Welcome to the Escapist. Here are a few tips to posting here:"

That, I personally believe, takes class. In my life of constant lurking of several forums, I have never seen a newbie go un-flamed. Maybe I happen to hop into angry communities, but the BARBIE MAGIC PRINCESS forum doesn't really appeal to me all too well.

On another note, proper spelling and grammar is almost vital if you want to be taken seriously for reviews/statements/etc, which just makes the feel of this place a whole lot better. Typing like a 4 year old doesn't make you mentally retarded, but it's seen as a subliminal sign of dim-wittedness (I am more than aware that it isn't a word, but it works.) and deny it if you want, but we know it's true.

Not saying that flaming is wrong, of course, and it's more than present here, but it's INTELLIGENT flaming, as opposed to "I DID UR MOM LOL", and those that use that exact argument tend to get (rightfully) shot down flames.

Regardless, I congratulate you all in not being the douches that the majority of forum-dwellers are, yet supply all the necessary humor that we all love so much.

Edit: Due to unpopular demand, COOKIES AND CAKE FOR EVERYONE!
 

SharPhoe

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Well, thanks for the sentiments, bud. We do our best.

Most of the time.
 

Fairee

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Erm, thanks I guess. And actually, I feel the same way. I'm kinda glad this is the only forum I've ever been on, all I hear are good things about us and complaints about others.
 

Internet Kraken

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I disagree

Escapist members are just as big assholes as those found on any other website.
 

TwistedEllipses

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...erm...are all threads now going to be about how awesome we are? - it seems to be a growing trend...but nonetheless it is true...
 

CtrlZee

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carnkhan4 said:
...erm...are all threads now going to be about how awesome we are? - it seems to be a growing trend...but nonetheless it is true...
I'm in a good mood. Anyhow, right after posting this, I've discovered another post of this nature, so sorry for that.
 

Simalacrum

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I saw cookies and cake.

at that point I stopped reading cause... well its cookies and cake.

sorry. >_<
 

Spartan Bannana

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There are several people who would flame your balls off for posting this...
However most of them are banned or do not come to the site very much anymore.
 

CtrlZee

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Spartan Bannana said:
There are several people who would flame your balls off for posting this...
However most of them are banned or do not come to the site very much anymore.
I'm sure an army of shining silver knights would come to my aid. Or something.
 

Spartan Bannana

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CtrlZee said:
Spartan Bannana said:
There are several people who would flame your balls off for posting this...
However most of them are banned or do not come to the site very much anymore.
I'm sure an army of shining silver knights would come to my aid. Or something.
No just the pretentious people like me that think circle-jerk threads about how awesome we Escapists are are bad.