Death or Cake?

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Ginger Ninja

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Ok, let's say that hypothetically, you have died.
You go to the gates of the afterlife, and are presented with two options

1) You are sent into hell, and must battle and defeat every single boss that you have ever beaten in a video game.
For each boss, you are given the equipment, armor, and weapons that you first used to defeat them in the game, i.e., battling the Tank from L4D, you might be given an AK-47 and pain pills, whereas if you are battling the Brute Chieftain, you would be given MJOLNIR armor and the signature halo assault rifle. However, your physical and mental shape remain the same as they are right now, so you may find yourself exhausted after only a few swings of Kratos's blades when up against Ares.
You feel every prick of pain put upon you by the bosses, but you have unlimited lives, though you will be forced to consciously witness and feel your own death many, many times.
If you succeed in defeating every single boss, and depending on your gaming repertoire there may be hundreds of them, you win access into heaven. In heaven are all of your dead friends and relatives, along with all of the bro-tastic characters from every game that you've every played, i.e, Garrus, Sgt. Johnson, Captain Price, The Entire Cast of TF2, etc.

2) You are sent to limbo for all eternity. Floating in nothingness forever, but hey, you don't have to watch yourself get disembowled over and over.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
 

Drakmeire

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option 1. after the first few times you will lost all knowledge of pain since it is constant. if I go to limbo I would go made from the nothing that surrounds me every second.
 

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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
Obviously the first option which although may have a very harsh, long and nearly impossible way at least there is a light at the end of the tunnel unlike option 2.
 

Kae

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Lose 1d20 sanity points.
sorry accidentally double posted
 

Chiyo-Chan

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The pain of death would go away eventually. I'll fight my way to Heaven.

I'd also immediately regret ever playing Demon's Souls.
 

Mr.France

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I would pick option 1. I'd get bored in no time at all with option 2, and it lasts for all eternity, that seems a lot worse worse than beind disembowed countless times until finally joining my loved ones, no matter how long it takes.
 

Double A

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If you chose option one, you would eventually get to be in top physical condition due to having to lift all that crap.

However, I'd probably die when I got to Halo, due to the Spartan armor weighing more than me.
 

Mike Laserbeam

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Option 1 please! I'd have a good time (when not being horribly mutilated) with the novelty of every scene change, getting all sorts of fun weaponry etc
Also if they're bosses I've beaten already I will at least have an idea to go about killing them! Just... I would be dreading any sort of Final Fantasy boss though... I mean how am I going to beat Sephiroth if I've not spent an entire game powering up and have to be my own stupid self?!
 

Double A

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Mike Laserbeam said:
Option 1 please! I'd have a good time (when not being horribly mutilated) with the novelty of every scene change, getting all sorts of fun weaponry etc
Also if they're bosses I've beaten already I will at least have an idea to go about killing them! Just... I would be dreading any sort of Final Fantasy boss though... I mean how am I going to beat Sephiroth if I've not spent an entire game powering up and have to be my own stupid self?!
Hey, OP, do, uh, party members count? There is no way I'd ever be able to beat some bosses.

Although, at least I'd get the satisfaction of punching Lance upside the face. FUCK YOU AND YOUR UNDERLEVELED DRAGONITE!
 

robotam

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Yeah option 1 all the way. It would certainly take a long time to do it but you get to go to heaven.
I would get so bored in limbo.
 

lacktheknack

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Option 1 and THANK THE LORD I didn't play "Penumbra" or "God Of War".

I played "Shadow of the Collosus". Damn.
 

Kind Polar Bear

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Option 1 even though there would be a lot of bosses to take down. It would be much better than floating endlessly forever.
 

Ginger Ninja

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Double A said:
Mike Laserbeam said:
Option 1 please! I'd have a good time (when not being horribly mutilated) with the novelty of every scene change, getting all sorts of fun weaponry etc
Also if they're bosses I've beaten already I will at least have an idea to go about killing them! Just... I would be dreading any sort of Final Fantasy boss though... I mean how am I going to beat Sephiroth if I've not spent an entire game powering up and have to be my own stupid self?!
Hey, OP, do, uh, party members count? There is no way I'd ever be able to beat some bosses.

Although, at least I'd get the satisfaction of punching Lance upside the face. FUCK YOU AND YOUR UNDERLEVELED DRAGONITE!
Yeah, party members count as equipment, but they're only with you for their respective fights, and if they die, they can't be revived, unless you die and the battle is reset.
 

Mike Laserbeam

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Oh hang on, what if I've beaten them more than once? Do I really have to go up against the Elite Four that many times...? I'd never get to heaven! (At least it got easier each time...)