Death or Cake?

[akibawall95]

How is this Death or Cake?

OT Option 1 that sounds like more fun!!! If I thought getting killed a ton is fun.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

*Ponders*

I've heard Hell is actually pretty this time of year .... *kits out in necessary battle equipment*

 

[Ike Jager]

oh god.. soloing WoW bosses pre-cata... Death Star.. Sith Knights.. a rancor.. Bowser.. distroying Weapons of Mass Destruction in a jet fighter via tight tunnels.. Yup, I think I can manage that.


eventually...

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

Ok, let's say that hypothetically, you have died.
You go to the gates of the afterlife, and are presented with two options

1) You are sent into hell, and must battle and defeat every single boss that you have ever beaten in a video game.
For each boss, you are given the equipment, armor, and weapons that you first used to defeat them in the game, i.e., battling the Tank from L4D, you might be given an AK-47 and pain pills, whereas if you are battling the Brute Chieftain, you would be given MJOLNIR armor and the signature halo assault rifle. However, your physical and mental shape remain the same as they are right now, so you may find yourself exhausted after only a few swings of Kratos's blades when up against Ares.
You feel every prick of pain put upon you by the bosses, but you have unlimited lives, though you will be forced to consciously witness and feel your own death many, many times.
If you succeed in defeating every single boss, and depending on your gaming repertoire there may be hundreds of them, you win access into heaven. In heaven are all of your dead friends and relatives, along with all of the bro-tastic characters from every game that you've every played, i.e, Garrus, Sgt. Johnson, Captain Price, The Entire Cast of TF2, etc.

2) You are sent to limbo for all eternity. Floating in nothingness forever, but hey, you don't have to watch yourself get disembowled over and over.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

Question, do we keep fitness gained while fighting the bosses? say i start fighting Ares, and im really tired from swing the blades around, after dying a few hundred times, would i be physically stronger?

 

[Neo10101]

Well, I guess I would reluctantly choose the first option, hopefully Mario's gloves give strength otherwise I dont think I can lift and spin Bowser into a bomb, three times no less.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

option 1. If I already know how to kill everything with the objects I'm given, I think after enough tries I'd be alright. Plus, even if it takes me, say 100 years to do, then I get past it and get to chill with bros and hos forever.

 

[TheStickman]

Option one.

So, would I be made into yarn when I went to battle the bosses from Kirby's Epic Yarn?

 

[Blights]

Option 1: Because I've never played God of War.
And kicking ass with Yuri against Tales of Vesperia monsters would be too bad-ass.

 

[Bobbity]

Option one; I'd be contemplating suicide five minutes into option two.
As for defeating the bosses, you'd have to get past eventually, and it'd be something to do. The pain might be horrific, but you'd be de-sensitized eventually.

 

[hyperdrachen]

Option one, my only real fear is to not be able to try again.

 

[Ossian]

Option 1, might take me a billion years of pain and suffering, losing my mind in the process, but in the end I'll be vegging out in paradise.

 

[goddz001]

i would chose number 1. purley because i wouldnt be able to stop laughing when i turned into a italian plumber with magic mushrooms battling a dinosaur.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

THANK THE LORD I didn't play "Penumbra"

Wait a second....

Does that giant worm count as a boss? *shudders*

I'll still take option 1. Much better than being stuck in limbo for eternity.

 

[night_tiger9]

option 1. hopefully ill become numb to the pain as everyone else says

 

[tellis]

Option 1, obviously, because it's bad-ass, though it begs a couple questions. What about boss battles where you're forced to lose but it still counts as a win and progresses the story? Do you have to go through those? Or would you fight them the time that you actually defeat that boss? Also, I'd be kind of screwed when it got to the Metal Slug series and certain shmups, a lot of those bosses I've found pretty impossible to beat without losing some lives and continues. Are quarters in the machine considered "equipment"? Also the whole keeping your current physical capabilities kind of grinds some to a halt, Muramasa, for one, because people can't friggin jump that high or do that stuff with a sword, Halo, with the armor, like people have been saying, or... any of the King of Fighters bosses?

Though there definitely would be some fun fights to go through, like Custom Robo (no pain, just mind stress, except for the illegal part fights), Persona (friendship is equipment too, right?), Pokemon, No More Heroes (rather doable too, Travis wins with little strength and awesome beam katana), Viewtiful Joe (V-Watch, action hero fighting, awesome) the Tales series and the Megaman bosses (so long as you were able to choose the order you beat them in). And it's not like many games I've played have had very painful deaths, they seem rather quick. So yeah, option 1.

... wait would the Yoshi's Island bosses involve strapping a baby to my back, eating enemies, pooping out eggs and throwing them at large creepy cartoony monsters? Screw that, I take Option 2.

 

[WanderingFool]

Option 1, cause it can only be bad the first few times...

 

[Tddawg25]

Option 1 easily i'd get destroyed by some bosses but i'd eventually get through and it'd be one awesome story to tell in heaven.

 

[hamsta]

id definatly take option 1, ud have the incredibly hard bosses but there wud be oppurtunities for breaks with the pathetic bosses such as havin a punch up with borgia lol

 

[postzit]

wait what about world of warcraft as i dont think i can solo the lich king.

but i would still chose numbe one might sound nerdy but i would kinda enjoy been a game character

 

[Bassman_2]

Damn I thought there would be cake in limbo....
The first one, since it is more badass and the more interesting of the two choices.