Debate a girl about anything! I will debate you!

[PunkRex]

Why dont you have a penis!?

Also, Coke or Pepsi? Apparently Coke is winning for some reason and I think it may because of you stupid women!?

ALSO, do you like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic because I just watched the first 21 episodes and found it delightful!?

Number one: Pepsi, coke is for making bad well drinks. Number two: what is this I don't even

This is almost exactly what just happened in this picture. Also, in what expansion did you Magic the Gathering become lame, and in what expansion did it peak. I believe it peaked in Urza's Saga and became lame during Odyssey

AND SAVED, By Celestia I have not laughed like that in a while... I do love Mr "The Rock" Johnson.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

AlsO, do you like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic because I just watched the first 21 episodes and found it delightful!?

Shhh, she's female and as such can't possibly be a bronie.

Also... ducks - the pure evil or just misunderstood?

...is this...is this real? Is this a real thing that I can watch? WHERE IS IT, I NEED TO SEE IT!

YouTube it baby and prepare to feel the magic of... Friendship.

Oh god... that picture is terrifying.

[sub][sub]And oddly arousing... which is even scarier.[/sub][/sub]

You just know Pinkie Pie is into some weird (and probably pretty painful) stuff.

 

[ShakyFiend]

Go ahead, I double-dare you.

This looks like fun, im gonna go ahead and state some of my views, hopefully one of them inspires bile in you:

What people think you are is far more important than who you actually are

There are no truths that can be held to be absolute, only opinions and social norms.

Animal cruelty/non-vegetarianism/basically holding animals to be in a lower position than humans etc. are morally indefensible

 

[Salad Is Murder]

Why do you crave attention so much?

i was ninjad by this, i was going for something like "i argue that you are an attention whore by specifying your gender in the thread title. debate me!" though the guy i quoted was more...tactful^^

I, too, was going to say something like this. So, yeah, here goes:

I postulate that you are under the impression that being female somehow makes you special, while the truth of the matter is that you share that characteristic with about 48% of humanity. I would argue that your assumption about the denizens of the Escapist forums -that they don't have the opportunity to hold conversations with women on a regular basis- is false and insulting.

I think you've set a new world record in distance jumped in a single conclusion...and why does "postulate my impression" sound so dirty. I'll be back in a bit, I need to investigate this pony business further.

I will return with new evidence and theories, SALAD OUT!

 

[DJDarque]

Why dont you have a penis!?

Also, Coke or Pepsi? Apparently Coke is winning for some reason and I think it may because of you stupid women!?

ALSO, do you like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic because I just watched the first 21 episodes and found it delightful!?

Number one: Pepsi, coke is for making bad well drinks. Number two: what is this I don't even

This is almost exactly what just happened in this picture. Also, in what expansion did you Magic the Gathering become lame, and in what expansion did it peak. I believe it peaked in Urza's Saga and became lame during Odyssey

That picture almost made me fall out of my chair laughing. You are amazing.

 

[Salad Is Murder]

Go ahead, I double-dare you.

...Animal cruelty/non-vegetarianism/basically holding animals to be in a lower position than humans etc. are morally indefensible

I'm gonna grab this one quick, because I want to think on the others while I'm pony shopping: A girl's gotta' eat, and bacon is delicious.

 

[PunkRex]

AlsO, do you like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic because I just watched the first 21 episodes and found it delightful!?

Shhh, she's female and as such can't possibly be a bronie.

Also... ducks - the pure evil or just misunderstood?

...is this...is this real? Is this a real thing that I can watch? WHERE IS IT, I NEED TO SEE IT!

YouTube it baby and prepare to feel the magic of... Friendship.

I see we are turning this into a bronie thread?
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/LordRyu/bronies/tumblr_lfvsdseyaw1qfowf1.gif

Captcha: fuzzy equesta ... coincidence?

OK give me a minute, im Derpy level confused, Wikipedia hasnt told weather or not I should turn off the fan yet...

 

[Puzzlenaut]

Have you ever shoved your finger up your bum just to see what was up there, and if so, how far to did you go?

 

[Salad Is Murder]

Oh no, I'm not falling for this one again, I know what's up there...now.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

AlsO, do you like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic because I just watched the first 21 episodes and found it delightful!?

Shhh, she's female and as such can't possibly be a bronie.

Also... ducks - the pure evil or just misunderstood?

...is this...is this real? Is this a real thing that I can watch? WHERE IS IT, I NEED TO SEE IT!

YouTube it baby and prepare to feel the magic of... Friendship.

I see we are turning this into a bronie thread?
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/LordRyu/bronies/tumblr_lfvsdseyaw1qfowf1.gif

Captcha: fuzzy equesta ... coincidence?

Every thread is a bronie thread.

OT: Can there ever be enough blood for the Blood God? What is your stance on cults? If they are happy and harmless leave them alone? Intervene? other?

 

[The Big Boss]

I want to debate with you about something: why on Earth would you specify that you're a girl? Maybe if somebody asked you to debate something around sexuality or birth control, but if I want to hear your opinion on something like how effective Quick Time Events are in gaming then it makes absolutely NO difference.

It seems that I have already tricked you into asking a question, possibly a debate, that you may have not been interested in before.

Salad 1, Ajemas 0...your move Gordon.

That was the equivalent of somebody getting into a fistfight only to consume some broken glass. When their opponent tries to help them from dying from internal bleeding, they declare victory because their enemy conceded.
I never stated that I was against debating you. You didn't trick me about anything, except for the fact that you might actually be an extremely lonely man in reality.
Also, debating 101, actually try to refute and address your opponent's point rather than your opponent himself.

That whole thing was a mess, you can clean it up if you want to, but I don't think it's going to matter. Apparently my lighthearted attempt to elicit dialogue and exchange (on a public forum of dialogue and exchange) was simply too much for your tender ego and fragile psyche. Go be like your avatar, and don't talk to anyone for hours and hours of game play, because I think you and I are done here.

Oooo, she's good.

 

[PunkRex]

AlsO, do you like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic because I just watched the first 21 episodes and found it delightful!?

Shhh, she's female and as such can't possibly be a bronie.

Also... ducks - the pure evil or just misunderstood?

...is this...is this real? Is this a real thing that I can watch? WHERE IS IT, I NEED TO SEE IT!

YouTube it baby and prepare to feel the magic of... Friendship.

Oh god... that picture is terrifying.

[sub][sub]And oddly arousing... which is even scarier.[/sub][/sub]

You just know Pinkie Pie is into some weird (and probably pretty painful) stuff.

Aint no party like a Pinky Pie party!

 

[Quaxar]

AlsO, do you like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic because I just watched the first 21 episodes and found it delightful!?

Shhh, she's female and as such can't possibly be a bronie.

Also... ducks - the pure evil or just misunderstood?

...is this...is this real? Is this a real thing that I can watch? WHERE IS IT, I NEED TO SEE IT!

YouTube it baby and prepare to feel the magic of... Friendship.

I see we are turning this into a bronie thread?
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/LordRyu/bronies/tumblr_lfvsdseyaw1qfowf1.gif

Captcha: fuzzy equesta ... coincidence?

OK give me a minute, im Derpy level confused, Wikipedia hasnt told weather or not I should turn off the fan yet...

Of course it hasn't. That's what you've got a manual for!

http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/102/344/original/1298787074140.png?1298787241
You think we should stop now before we get wrath? Or fry weak connections with the traffic?

Btw I recommend you never listen to <url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uv6XLHJYL8>this unless you are absolutely sure you are a true bronie. I still can't stop playing it.

You just know Pinkie Pie is into some weird (and probably pretty painful) stuff.

You've read the grimdark fanfiction "Muffins"?
No? Good, keep it that way. Never mind this post. Just continue.

 

[Salad Is Murder]

RE: The ponies.

At first I was:

But then I was:

And then the ponies DOOK MERH DEEEEEHRB!

 

[PunkRex]

AlsO, do you like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic because I just watched the first 21 episodes and found it delightful!?

Shhh, she's female and as such can't possibly be a bronie.

Also... ducks - the pure evil or just misunderstood?

...is this...is this real? Is this a real thing that I can watch? WHERE IS IT, I NEED TO SEE IT!

YouTube it baby and prepare to feel the magic of... Friendship.

I see we are turning this into a bronie thread?
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/LordRyu/bronies/tumblr_lfvsdseyaw1qfowf1.gif

Captcha: fuzzy equesta ... coincidence?

OK give me a minute, im Derpy level confused, Wikipedia hasnt told weather or not I should turn off the fan yet...

Of course it hasn't. That's what you've got a manual for!

http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/102/344/original/1298787074140.png?1298787241
You think we should stop now before we get wrath? Or fry weak connections with the traffic?

Btw I recommend you never listen to <url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uv6XLHJYL8>this unless you are absolutely sure you are a true bronie. I still can't stop playing it.

What have you done... its to awesome...

 

[Odbarc]

Go ahead, I double-dare you.

Men are superior. You debate that it is, I'll debate that it isn't.

You debate, I'm just not going to sleep with you until you admit that I'm right...then I still won't sleep with you.

I never asked you for sex. Your basically refusing to debate. Consequently, you lose.

OH MY GOD. "Your" is the possessive form, "you're" is the contraction of "you are", as in "You are bad at debating, you're bad at lots of things. That's why your dog ran away."

SALAD WINS!

I'm aware of the your/you're differences, but I happen to not actually focus on what I'm writing. My hands write themselves whatever I'm thinking. I constantly write your for the you are.
At the very least you didn't refute that you were wrong about losing our debate. Unfortunately, I'm a man so I prove you right for you. But your a woman so (you're lol) I'd expect you to lose like that, thus, I actually win.

 

[Salad Is Murder]

Go ahead, I double-dare you.

Men are superior. You debate that it is, I'll debate that it isn't.

You debate, I'm just not going to sleep with you until you admit that I'm right...then I still won't sleep with you.

I never asked you for sex. Your basically refusing to debate. Consequently, you lose.

OH MY GOD. "Your" is the possessive form, "you're" is the contraction of "you are", as in "You are bad at debating, you're bad at lots of things. That's why your dog ran away."

SALAD WINS!

I'm aware of the your/you're differences, but I happen to not actually focus on what I'm writing. My hands write themselves whatever I'm thinking. I constantly write your for the you are.
At the very least you didn't refute that you were wrong about losing our debate. Unfortunately, I'm a man so I prove you right for you. But your a woman so (you're lol) I'd expect you to lose like that, thus, I actually win.

I just got off the phone with your mother, she said to say "Hi" and to make sure you're eating right (don't even know what that means) and that you're wrong.

 

[Socks and Shoes]

Fine then.

I believe that the holocaust was a horrific event and remains the darkest chapter in human history.

Debate me.

 

[PunkRex]

Lets not joke about this people, were all going down for this.

SO LETS GO DOWN IN STYLE!

 

[ramox]

I like the hilarity of this thread ;o)

OT: Here's one for you.
A guy is trying to pick up a girl. It doesn't quite work out, he ends up in the "friend-zone". Now,i hear a lot of males complaining about "always ending up as friend" and it got me thinking. I do not believe there are any traits that make you fall into freind-one by default.
When you start talking to a lady you got your fair chance (forwhatever it is you are aiming for) and just when you have done the right things wrong you reach a point that get's you into friend-zone.

TLR

Friend by default or by failure?