December 21st, 2012
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Which one was the Aztec prediction? I really cannot keep track of all these predicted apocalypses.
Were the Mayans smart enough to develop medicine and weapons to combat the Spaniards?
No?
Then their calendar system is just as useful. :|
No?
Then their calendar system is just as useful. :|
Bwahaha! Best response yet!Acervusvlos said:
On topic, yeah: Nothing is going to happen.
But it'll be funny watching people freak out as the day gets closer.
But it won't be funny for my news shows to be clogged with people getting freaked out as the day gets closer.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17445_6-best-2012-apocalypse-theories-are-all-bullshit.html
Epic article^
Epic article^
Lots of praying, lots of idiots running amok on the street, lots of people having hangovers the next day.
well since we have never found the SDF-1, we are free and clear cause the Zentradi won't attack us
My opinion: A few riots and suicide cults in anticipation of the event and then about 1% of the populace will be amazed when the sun comes up the next morning. The rest 99% of us will just be rolling our eyes and laughing at that 1%.
Every time I meet someone who claims the world will end then, I propose to them the following deal:
We will sign a treaty, in six copies (three for both) in which I will promise my soul to be their slave in whatever afterlife they believe in, if the world does end between 00:01 of December 20th and 23:59 December 22nd, 2012, as measured by any official and accurate clock, at any current timezone, by the Gregorian calendar in use today at western world. In return the contract bestows me, effectively at 00:01 23rd December 2012 onwards, all their material possessions and any money they have. The bequestment clause of material possessions is naturally null and void if the world does end during the aforementioned time-period between 20th and 22nd December.
I happen to carry those six duplicates of the contract, written by a qualified lawyer (man, we had laughs over that), with me every time I step out of my front door. I've yet to meet anyone willing to sign that contract. Looks like nobody is willing to put their money where their mouth is
Every time I meet someone who claims the world will end then, I propose to them the following deal:
We will sign a treaty, in six copies (three for both) in which I will promise my soul to be their slave in whatever afterlife they believe in, if the world does end between 00:01 of December 20th and 23:59 December 22nd, 2012, as measured by any official and accurate clock, at any current timezone, by the Gregorian calendar in use today at western world. In return the contract bestows me, effectively at 00:01 23rd December 2012 onwards, all their material possessions and any money they have. The bequestment clause of material possessions is naturally null and void if the world does end during the aforementioned time-period between 20th and 22nd December.
I happen to carry those six duplicates of the contract, written by a qualified lawyer (man, we had laughs over that), with me every time I step out of my front door. I've yet to meet anyone willing to sign that contract. Looks like nobody is willing to put their money where their mouth is
Oh for fork sake.
Why don't people realise that the only reason the Mayan calender ran out is because they were a bit busy being pillaged by explorers.
Why don't people realise that the only reason the Mayan calender ran out is because they were a bit busy being pillaged by explorers.
