Defend your favorite(FAKE) videogame franchise

[Srs bzns]

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Still doesn't explain the paltry development phase of 32 minutes.

That's because Rebound Chordage was mad at TinyFragile for ending the series with VII after they'd already spent another 54 minutes and three coffee breaks on Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang VIII, which now will never see the light of day. Why they made VIII before VII, I have no idea, but if pressed, I'd say it's because they were worried about Yell of Obligation: Current Battleground Deluxe Edition 3 coming out later this year.

I'll give it that. And at least the campaign this time around was buffed up to 20 minutes minus cutscenes and unnecessary brooding over burning terrorist AIDS orphan bunnies. I guess that kind of justifies the $250 release price.

 

[GamerKT]

Anal Scavenger 2 IS better than AS3. Fact.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

Be honest. At least once, you picked "You call that logic?" as your answer, sat through three minutes of ranting, and scrolled down far enough to find "While you were bitching, I attached you to a bungee cord, a hang glider, and a jet engine. Your argument is invalid." Watching your opponent get yanked clear off the podium and into the sky made it all worthwhile.

Achievement Unlocked: Parah Salin

I still can't get that one. I've gotten Bear Market Cavalry and Y U NO STRAWMAN, but that one just keeps eluding me.

Are you playing the PAL or NTSC version? I know it sounds stupid, but they had different response charts for the PAL and NTSC versions. For NTSC you want "I was hoping for a better opponent," "I question your credentials," "And you wish to run for this office?", in that order. Once you do that, do what I do and go get a quick cup of tea or hop off or a bathroom break, that's the 3 minute chatter mark. When you come back, scroll down through your list of options and you should find the response ending in "Your argument is invalid." at the bottom. Select it, and watch your opponent go rocketing off into the sky. NTSC has it way easier, since you can pick "A jester on the world stage" in response to "Who do you think I am?" on the second question and get the 3 minute rant that triggers "Your argument is invalid."

The team responsible for porting it to Steam says they've acknowledged that some people may have purchased either the NTSC or PAL version without it being clear which one. They said they'll display which type on the main startup screen next update.

Ahhh. Ok. I'm on NTSC, but instead of "I question your credentials," I kept picking "What Cracker Jack box did you get your degree in?".

That would explain it. Thanks . ^_^

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I'll give it that. And at least the campaign this time around was buffed up to 20 minutes minus cutscenes and unnecessary brooding over burning terrorist AIDS orphan bunnies. I guess that kind of justifies the $250 release price.

Well, $350 if you got the Collectors edition that came with the soundtrack (to Labyrinth), and the working model of a Deagle.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Listen, I know the reviews have been less than stellar, but Watching Grass Grow changed my life.

I was holding my breath for the entirety of the Morning Dew Flood scene, I had no idea what Ant Jr. was going to do to get out of that one. And the photosynthesis sequence in the climax? Breathtaking.

 

[Saika Renegade]

Be honest. At least once, you picked "You call that logic?" as your answer, sat through three minutes of ranting, and scrolled down far enough to find "While you were bitching, I attached you to a bungee cord, a hang glider, and a jet engine. Your argument is invalid." Watching your opponent get yanked clear off the podium and into the sky made it all worthwhile.

Achievement Unlocked: Parah Salin

I still can't get that one. I've gotten Bear Market Cavalry and Y U NO STRAWMAN, but that one just keeps eluding me.

Are you playing the PAL or NTSC version? I know it sounds stupid, but they had different response charts for the PAL and NTSC versions. For NTSC you want "I was hoping for a better opponent," "I question your credentials," "And you wish to run for this office?", in that order. Once you do that, do what I do and go get a quick cup of tea or hop off or a bathroom break, that's the 3 minute chatter mark. When you come back, scroll down through your list of options and you should find the response ending in "Your argument is invalid." at the bottom. Select it, and watch your opponent go rocketing off into the sky. NTSC has it way easier, since you can pick "A jester on the world stage" in response to "Who do you think I am?" on the second question and get the 3 minute rant that triggers "Your argument is invalid."

The team responsible for porting it to Steam says they've acknowledged that some people may have purchased either the NTSC or PAL version without it being clear which one. They said they'll display which type on the main startup screen next update.

Ahhh. Ok. I'm on NTSC, but instead of "I question your credentials," I kept picking "What Cracker Jack box did you get your degree in?".

That would explain it. Thanks . ^_^

I know, it's pretty confusing that way, but I think it's because the devs wanted to reward us for our patience by letting us snap a little at the end. I did a little research and found out that one of the guys who wrote for FOTWUYS ended up joining Bethesda and moonlights with their dialogue team there. He's got contributor credits for Fallout New Vegas, so he's definitely come a long way from just the old cult classics.

I have to hand it to him, never actually expected to win against a terrorist in a game just by talking to him. Of course I was one of those special brands of FOTWUYS bastards. I talked a good game for about six exchanges, then used the confusion responses.

I love how he backs off thinking you've lost your goddamn mind, and forgets he's on a balcony with a broken railing. That he broke himself to get up there to get to you.

 

[Srs bzns]

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I'll give it that. And at least the campaign this time around was buffed up to 20 minutes minus cutscenes and unnecessary brooding over burning terrorist AIDS orphan bunnies. I guess that kind of justifies the $250 release price.

Well, $350 if you got the Collectors edition that came with the soundtrack (to Labyrinth), and the working model of a Deagle.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT now I'll have to sell both my kidneys to get all the games I want this release season. That or cancel my pre-order on Lord Explodem Eternal but I'm pretty sure it'll be worth my money.

 

[metal eslaved]

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Still doesn't explain the paltry development phase of 32 minutes.

That's because Rebound Chordage was mad at TinyFragile for ending the series with VII after they'd already spent another 54 minutes and three coffee breaks on Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang VIII, which now will never see the light of day. Why they made VIII before VII, I have no idea, but if pressed, I'd say it's because they were worried about Yell of Obligation: Current Battleground Deluxe Edition 3 coming out later this year.

I'll give it that. And at least the campaign this time around was buffed up to 20 minutes minus cutscenes and unnecessary brooding over burning terrorist AIDS orphan bunnies. I guess that kind of justifies the $250 release price.

Are you saying that was unnecessary, do you remember call of booty: War crimes, when you have to mutilated and then kill puppies in front of crying childrens just to get the achievement of dick cheney.

 

[metal eslaved]

Anal Scavenger 2 IS better than AS3. Fact.

This, to many new characters taking the spotlight out of alex buttmaster jr.

 

[pyrosaw]

Office Day-Job Simulator was a fantastic game. Way better than awkward Bus-Riding: The Game.

 

[GamerKT]

Anal Scavenger 2 IS better than AS3. Fact.

This, to many new characters taking the spotlight out of alex buttmaster jr.

Carlos Buttmaster Flex deserved his time in the spotlight, to be honest.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

I myself don't understand all the hate for Space Marine Shoot Shoot Bang Bang VII. It had all the stuff we loved from the original, PLUS even more shoot shoot bang bang. HOW IS THIS NOT BETTER?!?

That was the problem it only have things from the original.

For example i think they should have included the lapdance cannon(you know the one that shoots strippers that give lapdances to the enemies) from the 4th one, or maybe the koala-sharks pistols.

Noob. Rocket launching prosthetic head master race here. I hope you enjoy your slow, eucalyptus eating pistols, I'll just be using my master race head then.


Also, I'm excited for the whole coolass new Max Rain game coming out. That whole fusion of bullet time shooting and cover based combat is exciting. From 1st person to 3rd, all in an instant. Fuck yeah. Go from playing all tactical SWAT 4 style, to guns blazing John Tequila. Oh man.

 

[kayisking]

Bioshock from a 3rd person perspective.

Bioshock is third person, you silly.

No it's not! Why would it be 3rd person?

 

[metal eslaved]

Bioshock from a 3rd person perspective.

Bioshock is third person, you silly.

No it's not! Why would it be 3rd person?

You haven't play the original bioshock(the third person shooter one), all the fanboys of the original said that this rebooted game(the first person one) doesn't exist, they are even worst that fallout1,2 fanboys

 

[RuralGamer]

I loved FallOutback; it's the best post-apocalyptic Austrialian shooter ever and I don't care what people say about all the voice actors being people with fake Aussie accents; it works! That boss fight against the 600 feet tall glowing dingo-kangaroo hybrid is the best scene in any game ever, even if it does take six hours because all the weapons that survived the bombs were in line with government regulations. And I think these Interplay and Bethesda lawsuits over the name and idea are just plain stupid; it was in development a whole six minutes before the first Fallout game (and no they can't prove that isn't the case). And yeah, that decade long development time justifies the $300 price tag ($10,000,000 in Australia because of the ban meaning you have to hire smugglers to bring it in on a private jet inside a case made of solid gold guarded by five A-list celebrities who in turn have 10,000 fake fans to surround them at the airport to ensure the case gets through customs; trust me Aussies, its well worth the price for the six+ hours of intro cutscene alone).

Office Day-Job Simulator was a fantastic game. Way better than awkward Bus-Riding: The Game.

Yeah, Bus-Riding: The Game had the most damned awkward controls ever; why the heck was nose picking assigned to Q and P?
Still, its a darned sight better than the new one; Hitch-hiking: The Game - the newer release features only one map on launch and you have to buy the other two for $4,000 each; its a bit steep really.
I can't wait for the Psychotic Boss gets Arrested expansion!

 

[ECasThat]

Bioshock from a 3rd person perspective.

Bioshock is third person, you silly.

No it's not! Why would it be 3rd person?

So that you can see the effect of the plasmid that gives your guy seven extra arms on his back.
Don't you remember that scene?

 

[metal eslaved]

Anal Scavenger 2 IS better than AS3. Fact.

This, to many new characters taking the spotlight out of alex buttmaster jr.

Carlos Buttmaster Flex deserved his time in the spotlight, to be honest.

I can live with carlos taking some spotlight from alex but annie sodomizer and daniel buttstriker did not deserve so much screentime.

 

[kayisking]

Bioshock from a 3rd person perspective.

Bioshock is third person, you silly.

No it's not! Why would it be 3rd person?

So that you can see the effect of the plasmid that gives your guy seven extra arms on his back.
Don't you remember that scene?

Oops, didn't pick up on the sarcasm there...

 

[OverweightWhale]

I for one enjoyed Dino Racers 2. I mean I don't understand what's wrong with it being release only a year after the first one. They added new cars, new dino racers, and an awesome combat system where you bite the head off an opponent when your rage meter is maxed! What's there not to like?

 

[Danial]

Fuck the lot of you. You're all the reasons they canceled Derek Smart's Desktop Commander 2: MORE MONEY FOR KING DEREK!.

Bunch of FPS loving arse smugglers.

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