Defend yourself!

[The Claudia]

Alright, so where ever you currently are, that's exactly where you are when you realize a single zombie as managed to get the jump on you and is about to attack.

What is the item around you that you are able to grab and use to defend yourself against this unwelcome assailant? Do you think it would be effective?

Will you survive?!

 

[gabe12301]

A drill,bucket and some ducktape....Drill bucket!!!

 

[Terminate421]

My 30lbs. Laptop that Im typing on, if not then the kitchen knife 2 feet from me.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

I kill him with the frightening array of teacups before me.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

GRAPEFRUIT!

What? it's the only thing around me

 

[Kenko]

*Smacks zombie with empty soda bottle.* 5 minutes later... *Gleefully eats his own family as a zombie*

 

[Megalodon]

2 empty beer bottles, no wait 3, steak knife, chair. I think I'll be fine.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

Guitar Hero controller. AWWWWWW! YEAH!!!

 

[Best of the 3]

My Magic 8 Ball that's sitting right beside me.

 

[noble cookie]

It'll only be a matter of time before someone says search bar.

Anyway, i would use the laptop i am currentely using.

 

[PeePantz]

Wow!! A completely original forum post!!

OT: Still got my trust crutch lying around. Can do some good bashing with it.

 

[SturmDolch]

*sigh* this again. My answer remains:

 

[Ampersand]

Anyone can take one zombie.

 

[sdafdfhrye3245]

I open the blinds and it dies.

 

[OakTaooper]

lol I was actually just polishing my long sword a few moments ago. Ironic? I think not.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

i have a Bowie knife Sitting right beside me

 

[NeuroticBabbler]

I'd use the crowbar I keep under my bed.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I would probably grab my roommate's electric guitar. I think that could do some damage.

 

[Lombax302]

my printer permanently jammed in it's face, i need a new printer anyways...