Defend yourself!

[kouriichi]

My unopened can of cola! Im pretty sure that will do some damage to the beast. if not, my SPORE Collecters edition. Weights more then a brick, and is twice as hard.

 

[Tomster595]

I've got a Rock Band mic... Yea, I'm probably gonna die

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

I could hit it with my microphone stand...

 

[Durgiun]

A plastic tray to push the bastard away and then my well-sharpened dagger to pierce his eye, break through the bone of the skull and destroy the brain!

 

[FalloutJack]

I'd use the crowbar I keep under my bed.

You copycat... I'M the one keeping weapons under his bed 'round these parts!

We must Kung Fu Fight!

 

[NeuroticBabbler]

I'd use the crowbar I keep under my bed.

You copycat... I'M the one keeping weapons under his bed 'round these parts!

We must Kung Fu Fight!

Yes. With chainsaws.

 

[Gus Hauser]

I'm using a computer in a library so I think id grab the guy next to me and throw him into the Zombies path, then grab the little table next to me and bash his rotting brains in!

 

[somonels]

Every PC gamer has a knife on or very near their desk, that's common knowledge.

Oh, I'll survive, not because I want to live but because I live to kill ... zombies.

 

[oreopizza47]

I've got a hammer, a glass Arizona tea bottle, and some sharp pieces of wood in my direct line of grabbage, and a large collection of power tools and other tools in my closet a few feet away. Plus the gigantic excersize ball I'm currently using for a computer chair. I think I win.

Also, FalloutJack and Umbra153 are being epic.

 

[Flames66]

A tub of humous and some crackers. I don't need them, I'll take it with my Ninjutsu skills.

 

[jamradar]

Around me I have two pens and a wireless mouse...But little does that zombie know that I have the power of HADOKEN:

 

[BabySinclair]

The throwing knives under my desk

 

[Captain Pancake]

either one of the glasses or mugs next to me or if I could pick it up, my ten year old printer. I'm due a new one anyway.

 

[Dango]

I would use my swiss army knife with my right hand and metal waste bin with my left.

 

[fullbleed]

My Carex sensitive hand gel, kills 99.9% of bacteria. Yeah watch that zombie dissolve!

 

[Traun]

Death Star.

 

[C95J]

Y'know, as soon as I saw this thread I thought: "This is another one of those 'grab something' threads" so I then did the smart thing and went and grabbed my swiss army knife.

I know, I am that good

 

[TheDandyHighwayman]

cricket bat, but that is because I've just got back from a game and I can't be bothered putting my stuff away yet

 

[El Poncho]

My head... or laptop, either would do

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

I would most likely attempt to stab him/her/it in the eye with a nearby pair of nail-clippers.

Then hopefully I'd realize I have a guitar right next to me, and, as L4D2 taught me, guitars are pretty much the same as battle-axes. (See what I did there?)